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Well, you say, what do we have here?
I've gotta tell you, things have definitely taken a funny turn and I've decided to amuse you a little, I'm dedicating this chapter to Aqua Illusion! If you're absolutely frustrated that I've decided to write this weird chapter, instead of the proper ending, you can all take your anger out on Aqua for giving me this idea. ^_^
By the way, this chapter does not fit into the story whatsoever. Zippo.
Disclaimer- I do not own Dragonball Z and I'm not getting any money for writing this.
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You know you love me
Chapter Aqua Illusion- Oh. My. Kami.
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"Always?" Marron asked, feeling a little freaked out.
Suddenly, Marron noticed that amidst Melissa's swarm of wavy brown hair, there was a patch of black.
'Oh my goodness, either they're really bad highlights, or Melissa's got something weird going on...' Marron thought, giving Melissa a complete 'you are so not normal' look.
Melissa moved some more and even more black hair fell out, Marron was about to ask Melissa something when the sight before her shocked the young woman beyond belief.
Melissa's face rolled off. And uncovered was a mass of black hair attached to a small, puny head. Of a man.
"Oh. My. Kami. What the he-" she gasped in utter confusion.
"DAD?" Trunks ran over and screamed.
"I- ya- um... shit." Vegeta exclaimed.
Trunks fainted.
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"You're Trunks's.... Dad?" Marron mumbled. "Oh my... may I ask why you're dressed up as a woman? Mr.. Um..."
"Vegeta." he replied, seeming not at all fazed by his unraveled secret.
"So, um, is there an explanation for this? At all?" Marron continued, not being able to believe that her old friend had just turned into a man.
"I have urges..."
"To WHAT?" Marron spat out, infuriated.
"Girly urges, like shopping for lipstick." he continued. "I figured that the only way that I could do this freely and comfortably would be to- uh- dress up like a female."
"Rea...lly?" Marron stuttered, feeling very sick.
"And while I did that, you could say that I thought it would be necessary to- uh- spy on my only son." he stated casually. "Oh, yeah. I almost forgot to tell you. I forced Goku to teach me instant transmission, you know who he is, right?"
"Goten's father." Marron winced when she said the word 'father', looking at the man standing before her.
"So that means I can be nearly EVERYWHERE at once." he continued.
Marron smiled weakly at Vegeta.
He flashed a smile back, baring his unusually white teeth.
Marron fainted.
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AN- Oh my goodness, I can't believe I went and did that...