Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon. Jenna doesn't own Digimon. Hell, we don't own anything in this story other than ourselves and "Flowerpotmon". That includes the following that we also don't own: Magic: The Gathering, Inquest, the various M:TG cards mentioned (well, actually I do own a few of the cards. but not the rights to them.), Any of the songs that Jenna sings, or Ronin Warriors (although I do have a Ryo, Talpa, and Cale figure), I'm not sure what toys and cards Jenna has, but I know she has every Ronin Warriors episode on tape. *Jenna sticks out her tongue* "And you don't so there." Anyway, please enjoy.

Chapter 14

At Tai's house the gang (minus Sora, T.K., and Davis) was discussing their plan, not knowing that something was happening outside. A dense fog had covered the area and from inside voices could be heard. "Rika!? Henry!? Are you guys OK!?" said a boy's voice. "I'm fine Takato!" a girl replied. "Me too, but that field wasn't like the others," yelled another boy. The fog lifted to reveal three kids, and digimon. "Where are we?" Takato asked. "I don't know," Rika said. "Hey there's a house. Maybe they can help," suggested Henry. (Three guesses as to whose house it is) "Renamon, Guilmon, get in the bushes. Okay Takato, knock," Rika said. Takato knocked on the door and James opened it, looking back and yelling, "You know, Yolie, you can get the door once in a while!" "He's got a point," Kari added. "Shut up Kari," Yolie retorted. "Hey, don't talk like that to my girlfriend/sister!" James and Tai, yelled in unison.

After they had settled down James turned his attention back to the tamers, who were shocked by the familiar voices and names. "Sorry about that, how can I help you?" James asked. "Don't worry about it," Takato asked still somewhat in shock, "Anyway, can you tell us how to get to Shinjuku?" "I'm not sure, I'll ask. Hey Tai!" "What?!" "How do you get to Shinjuku?!" "An airplane! Why?!" "Just askin'!" He turned back to the trio and noticed Terriermon for the first time, then he saw the bushes move and put one and one together to come up with twenty-three.  (A/N: An old joke with my friends. Don't ask.). "Why don't you guys come in," James said, "And bring your friends in the bushes. I'll introduce you to the gang." James led them into the living room. When they saw everyone their jaws collectively dropped. "Holy-fucking-shit," they said in unison.

After they regained their composure James went to introduce the digidestined, he motioned to Tai, "this is…" "Tai Kamiya," Takato interrupted. "And you're Kari Kamiya, and Mimi Tachikawa, Izzy Isumi, Matt Ishida, Joe Kedo, Ken Ichijoji, Cody Hida, and Yolie Inoue." The three tamers named them all perfectly. "But who are you two?" Rika asked looking at Jenna and James. "Who us? You mean you don't know us too?" James asked. "Nope," said Henry. "Then," Jenna said smiling, "You better prepare for trouble." "And while you're at it," James added, "Make it…. Dammit Izzy stop throwing popcorn at me!" Izzy and Cody were trying to keep from laughing, but soon everyone was laughing and throwing popcorn until Kari dumped a bowel on James' head. "That's it girl, you're toast." James started chasing Kari around the room. When he caught her the two started making out. "Get a room guys!" Tai yelled. "You to are probably the horniest couple ever," Cody stated. Takato and Rika, looked at each other and smile, they had a different idea of who held that title. After James and Kari separated the rest of them introduced themselves and all sat down and started talking.

"I guess the big question is," Izzy started. "Is how in the name of Zeus' hairy bunghole do you know who we are?" Cody finished. Everybody looked strangely at Cody and started throwing popcorn at him. "Well, he might of phrased it oddly but yes, how do you know us?" Izzy asked. "Well," Takato replied, "You're probably not going to believe me, but where we come from you guys are a T.V. show. (pause for dramatic effect. lol) we know all about your adventures in the digital and real worlds. From the day in camp when you first received your digivices, to when you found out Kari was the eighth child." From all the friends lost at the hands of the 'Dark Masters'," Rika continued, "To the battle with Apocalymon." "From when Davis, Yolie, and Cody became digidestined, to Ken's change to the side of good," Henry went on. "From helping BlackWarGreymon find his heart to the final battle with MaloMyotismon. We've seen them all." Takato finished.

"Wow," was all any of them could say in response. "There's no way we can't believe you after that," Izzy stated, "But it's still pretty creepy." "So, you know everything about us?" Matt asked holding Jenna tightly. The tamers nodded. "Hey, you guys might be just what we need," James said. It was his turn to be looked at funny, but he just continued, "If they know everything about you, why wouldn't they know about your enemies." "Wow," Izzy said, that's the first logical thing I've heard from you." "My genius," Kari said batting her eyes. James blushed a little, "Well, I try." Izzy turned to Takato, "What do you know about our enemies?" "Which one?" Takato asked, "There was Devimon, Etemon, Myotismon, VenoMyotismon, Metal Seadramon, Puppetmon, Machindramon, Piedmon, Apocalymon, The Digimon Emperor, Arukenimon, Mummymon, Oikawa, BlackWarGreymon, Daemon, and MaloMyotismon." "Damn!" James exclaimed, "You guys fought all them?" "You know, when you list them like that, it sure sounds like a lot," Matt chuckled.

"You know, it's getting kinda late," Ken yawned, "We should head home." "Umm, just one question," Takato started. "Takato can stay with me, Rika with Jenna, and Henry with Izzy and them," James said. (A/N: Me again. Just thought I'd clue all you fabulous readers and Jenna in on the living arrangements. Okay, since me and Jenna are the authors we get our own houses with our parents and any siblings we decide to dream up. The digidestined are split between three houses. House 1: Tai, Matt, T.K., and Davis. House 2: Kari, Sora, Yolie, and Mimi.. House 3: Izzy, Cody, Joe, Ken and now Henry.) "Wow, that's what I was going to ask," Takato stated. They all said goodnight and headed home.

"So, you and Rika are a couple?" James asked Takato on the way to his house. "How'd you guess?" Takato replied. "The way you two were looking at each other. It's the same way me and Kari look at each other." "Now, that you bring it up," Takato started, "What's the deal with you and Kari? Everybody always thought she'd choose T.K. or Davis." James chuckled, "She probably would have if I didn't come along. But that hasn't stopped the three of them from trying." "Three?" Takato asked. "Sora is helping them. "Sora? What's she getting out of it?" "T.K. and Davis are helping her break up Matt and Jenna." "So that's why those three weren't there. The rest of you were talking about them?" "Yeah," James filled Takato in on the plan. "Cool, if there's any way me and Rika can help just give the word." "Will do, anyhoot here we are. I'll introduce you to my mom." They went in and James introduced them. "Takato this is my mom. Mom this Takato, he uhh….. he just got into town so I told him he could stay here for a while." "Okay Mickey, you show him around quickly. Dinner's just about ready, we're having your favorite, chicken friend steak and mashed potatoes." "Thanks mom." James started showing Takato around. "Wow, nice place you have here Mickey." James turned to Takato, "That name is never to leave this house. The only other non-family member since third grade to hear me called that is Jenna. And I told her that if she lets it slip I'll shave her bald." "Okay, I won't tell anyone." "Good, dinner should be ready so lets go. Prepare yourself for the best chicken fried steak this side of the Milky Way." "Great. The main food in my house is bread, but when you live in a bakery you get used to it." They finished eating after about three helpings each. "You really outdid yourself this time mom." "Yeah misses….uhh…" "Just call me mom. I'll take care of the dishes tonight. You two go and play video games or something. They went upstairs and played Final Fantasy X until bedtime.

Meanwhile at the girls' house Rika and Jenna were spending the night with Kari and talking over hot cocoa with little colored marshmallows. (Jenna insisted) "So, tell me about James," Rika said. "Well, he's just a great guy. He's really kind and sweet. He's also a great kisser," Kari said dreamily. "I bet Takato's a better one," Rika replied. "No way. Matt's got them both beat," Jenna argued. Rika just smiled and nodded before continuing,  "Anyway what about T.K. and Davis?" "They're nice and all, but I never really pictured them as anything more than friends," Kari replied, "Although if I had to choose, I would pick T.K." "I knew it!" Reika exclaimed, "Back in our world me and my friend Geri had a little bet going about whether you would choose T.K. or Davis." "I'm guessing you picked T.K.," Jenna said. "Yep, she owes me ten bucks now." "Glad I could help," Kari replied.  "I still can't believe I'm talking to THE Kari Kamiya. You don't know how much I've dreamed of this." "Are we really that famous where you come from?" "Yeah, there's not a single kid, or parent for that matter, that can't give a detailed summary of your adventures." "Whoa. Hey, I think we should get some sleep. We have a big day tomorrow." "Oh yeah, you guys start your plan. Huh?" "Yep. Goodnight." "Goodnight." "G'night"