3/ The Feast
Great was our joy at heroes forthcoming
Great was our fear that at end they would fail
For many the champion pledged foes undoing
Many the champion to Woden's hall went
Our lord, most noble, begged them consider
Begged fearless Buffy to think again
For slight she seemed, in face of evil
Warrior, sword maiden, but yet a mere girl
Fie on your fears, the Slayer responded
My path is allotted, tread it I must
To face the demon, in combat mortal
To see the sun's rise or dreaded Walhal
So resolved was the Slayer, to face the darkness
Supported by allies, supported by friends
Our hearts were uplifted by this resolution
That in spite of fearing, we cast off our gloom
So gold inlaid tables were brought from the shadows
Chairs were produced for the warband to sit
Servants were bidden to fill their glasses
And to ensure their every need met
While Skalds sang the songs of mighty deeds doing
Of grandsires, of fathers and of honoured kin
The warriors feasted, and toasted the harpers
The warriors drank deep of autumn's ale
Not all were enamoured to see the Slayer
One of that number made great outcry
Challenged the hero, to prove her mettle
To show she was worthy, to brave the foe
Gauntlet was thrown at feet of Joyce daughter
Girded for battle the arrogant knave
He mocked the Slayer and all her companions
Swore they would be craven at the night's end
Laughing the Slayer accepted the challenge
Mocking, she noted that for one so brave
No songs were sung, boasting of his prowess
No harpers called for to tell of his tales
Short was the battle, ere Buffy triumphed
Lustily warriors hailed her name
Cheering her valour, praising her beauty
Lifting their alehorns in noisy wassail
Buffy stood modest, accepting their praises
Then showed her worth, a hero was she
She helped up her challenger, tongue not now mocking
Praising his bravery and might in arms
Unferth now spoke, repenting his folly
Truly shield maiden had proven her worth
Raising his sword, calling Woden and Thunor
He pledged to Buffy, to fight by her side
As one the mad throng repeated the swearing
To stand by the Slayer against the dark
Our lord did her honour, gifts freely giving
The seat of high honour, the finest ale
So through the evening we drank and we feasted
Refought our battles, told of deeds
Mighty and valiant were all at that feasting
Midgard's finest warriors, afraid of no foes
A skald came to the table of our noble lord
Begged to sing praises of Slayer's warband
To tell of their doing and of their prowess
Of great undertakings and of their renown
Many the songs he sang through the evening
Long were the tales of deeds mightily done
Of Xander's bold conquests, Of Willow's enchantments
Of Giles's great learning, Of Tara's love
The warriors hushed as he told of the demons
Of Anyanka and Wilhelm once children of Hel
But how love of the noble Xander and Buffy
Had opened their hearts and turned them to good
Quiet were we as he finished his telling
Awed by his mastery of prose and song
Then led by our lord we gave him our praises
Not just in words but also with gold
The fires were dwindling, shadows drew nigh
The feasting was over, battle approached
For surely the sounds of our celebration
Would waken the monster, would enrage the foe
Then from the tower, the watchmen brought warning
The demon was coming and not alone
Wroth at our feasting and great with anger
He called on kinsmen to lend him aid
For he had guessed that a hero was with us
One of the mighty who preyed on his kind
Then roared he his challenge for hero to face him
And so we prepared for bloody war
Great was our joy at heroes forthcoming
Great was our fear that at end they would fail
For many the champion pledged foes undoing
Many the champion to Woden's hall went
Our lord, most noble, begged them consider
Begged fearless Buffy to think again
For slight she seemed, in face of evil
Warrior, sword maiden, but yet a mere girl
Fie on your fears, the Slayer responded
My path is allotted, tread it I must
To face the demon, in combat mortal
To see the sun's rise or dreaded Walhal
So resolved was the Slayer, to face the darkness
Supported by allies, supported by friends
Our hearts were uplifted by this resolution
That in spite of fearing, we cast off our gloom
So gold inlaid tables were brought from the shadows
Chairs were produced for the warband to sit
Servants were bidden to fill their glasses
And to ensure their every need met
While Skalds sang the songs of mighty deeds doing
Of grandsires, of fathers and of honoured kin
The warriors feasted, and toasted the harpers
The warriors drank deep of autumn's ale
Not all were enamoured to see the Slayer
One of that number made great outcry
Challenged the hero, to prove her mettle
To show she was worthy, to brave the foe
Gauntlet was thrown at feet of Joyce daughter
Girded for battle the arrogant knave
He mocked the Slayer and all her companions
Swore they would be craven at the night's end
Laughing the Slayer accepted the challenge
Mocking, she noted that for one so brave
No songs were sung, boasting of his prowess
No harpers called for to tell of his tales
Short was the battle, ere Buffy triumphed
Lustily warriors hailed her name
Cheering her valour, praising her beauty
Lifting their alehorns in noisy wassail
Buffy stood modest, accepting their praises
Then showed her worth, a hero was she
She helped up her challenger, tongue not now mocking
Praising his bravery and might in arms
Unferth now spoke, repenting his folly
Truly shield maiden had proven her worth
Raising his sword, calling Woden and Thunor
He pledged to Buffy, to fight by her side
As one the mad throng repeated the swearing
To stand by the Slayer against the dark
Our lord did her honour, gifts freely giving
The seat of high honour, the finest ale
So through the evening we drank and we feasted
Refought our battles, told of deeds
Mighty and valiant were all at that feasting
Midgard's finest warriors, afraid of no foes
A skald came to the table of our noble lord
Begged to sing praises of Slayer's warband
To tell of their doing and of their prowess
Of great undertakings and of their renown
Many the songs he sang through the evening
Long were the tales of deeds mightily done
Of Xander's bold conquests, Of Willow's enchantments
Of Giles's great learning, Of Tara's love
The warriors hushed as he told of the demons
Of Anyanka and Wilhelm once children of Hel
But how love of the noble Xander and Buffy
Had opened their hearts and turned them to good
Quiet were we as he finished his telling
Awed by his mastery of prose and song
Then led by our lord we gave him our praises
Not just in words but also with gold
The fires were dwindling, shadows drew nigh
The feasting was over, battle approached
For surely the sounds of our celebration
Would waken the monster, would enrage the foe
Then from the tower, the watchmen brought warning
The demon was coming and not alone
Wroth at our feasting and great with anger
He called on kinsmen to lend him aid
For he had guessed that a hero was with us
One of the mighty who preyed on his kind
Then roared he his challenge for hero to face him
And so we prepared for bloody war
