Riding behind Aragorn to 'keep an eye on him', the three girls chatted and sang weird little songs as they rode, such as this:
Ride, ride, ride your horse
Over the open plain
Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily,
Or we'll hit you with a cane!
Heather wanted to ride with Aragorn to make sure he didn't fall off but was restrained by Liz and Krystal for reasons not said. Liz, who was steering the horse, sighed and said, "The world is my toaster." Krystal pouted and said, "I want toast now. Thanks a lot, LIZZY." Liz stopped the horse, almost having Heather fall off. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" she yelled, giving Krystal the psycho eye. "I CALLED YOU LIZZY!" Krystal yelled back, sticking out her tongue. "AHHHH!!" yelled Liz, knocking Krystal off the horse, but Krystal yanked Liz down with her, causing Heather to topple off as well, and the horse fell over too. "OOMPH!" yelled Liz, feeling quite squashed. Heather was whining about her rods popping out, and Krystal yelled out, "Ahh, this hurts like a mojo jojo in a dojo!" Liz laughed, then cried out, because the horse squished her when her stomach moved. Finally, the horse got up, and the girls keeled over in agony, pained by the muscular strain of..horse.
"Ack!" yelled Liz, mounting the horse again, "He's ahead of us! We ride north!" Krystal and Heather pointed towards the shrinking shadow of Aragorn across the plains and yelled, "ONWARD!" Then Krystal played her nose and they rode forth like the wind, catching up to Aragorn within a few minutes. "How far do you think we are from Helm's Deep?" asked Heather, doing that weird hair flip of hers. "I dunno," said Krystal, "But I hope there's a fast food joint or something, 'cause I'm really hungry!" Liz rolled her eyes, muttering something about Pippin. "Well..lemme think," she pondered, estimating where they could be. "Helm's Deep took them about a day to get there and we were halfway there already..we should be there within a few hours..I hope..I wonder if they have indoor plumbing.." Now it was Krystal's turn to roll her eyes.
Liz moved the horse up towards Aragorn, riding beside him. She faintly heard Heather whistle and could sense Krystal's winking. Liz always knew she was psychic. Not looking at him, she asked, "How are you doing?" "Fine," he answered. "A little sore, but falling off a cliff would do that to you." Liz rolled her eyes and muttered, "Well, gee, you weren't even s'posed to...", cut off by Krystal who punched her and hissed, "Well, unlike you Liz, some of us haven't read the books. Shut up!" Liz took one hand off the reins, and rubbed her shoulder where a bruise was sure to show later. "Ladies," said Aragorn sternly. Heather did the 'girlie giggle', Krystal rolled her eyes again, and Liz..did nothing.
They rode in silence for about two hours, bored as bored can be, when they came to a large plateau. Moving their horses as far from the edge was they could, the girls and Aragorn peered down, taking in the view of Saruman's Uruk-hai armies. "Sweet mother of pearl!" Liz said softly. Aragorn hushed her, looking a bit further. "They're ten thousand strong, at least," he estimated, craning his neck for a better view. "We have to get to the fortress, NOW." He backed out his horse, riding back down the hill and southwards. Heather let out a girly sigh, muttering something about his smart manliness. Liz steered the horse behind Aragorn's, and rode as quickly as she could. They weren't too far from Helm's Deep, but they had to outride the Uruks and warn the people in the Deep.
Liz was scared. They were all going to be massacred, and her friends and herself among them. "Aaaaaah!" Liz moaned. "I'm going to dieeee.."
Ride, ride, ride your horse
Over the open plain
Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily,
Or we'll hit you with a cane!
Heather wanted to ride with Aragorn to make sure he didn't fall off but was restrained by Liz and Krystal for reasons not said. Liz, who was steering the horse, sighed and said, "The world is my toaster." Krystal pouted and said, "I want toast now. Thanks a lot, LIZZY." Liz stopped the horse, almost having Heather fall off. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" she yelled, giving Krystal the psycho eye. "I CALLED YOU LIZZY!" Krystal yelled back, sticking out her tongue. "AHHHH!!" yelled Liz, knocking Krystal off the horse, but Krystal yanked Liz down with her, causing Heather to topple off as well, and the horse fell over too. "OOMPH!" yelled Liz, feeling quite squashed. Heather was whining about her rods popping out, and Krystal yelled out, "Ahh, this hurts like a mojo jojo in a dojo!" Liz laughed, then cried out, because the horse squished her when her stomach moved. Finally, the horse got up, and the girls keeled over in agony, pained by the muscular strain of..horse.
"Ack!" yelled Liz, mounting the horse again, "He's ahead of us! We ride north!" Krystal and Heather pointed towards the shrinking shadow of Aragorn across the plains and yelled, "ONWARD!" Then Krystal played her nose and they rode forth like the wind, catching up to Aragorn within a few minutes. "How far do you think we are from Helm's Deep?" asked Heather, doing that weird hair flip of hers. "I dunno," said Krystal, "But I hope there's a fast food joint or something, 'cause I'm really hungry!" Liz rolled her eyes, muttering something about Pippin. "Well..lemme think," she pondered, estimating where they could be. "Helm's Deep took them about a day to get there and we were halfway there already..we should be there within a few hours..I hope..I wonder if they have indoor plumbing.." Now it was Krystal's turn to roll her eyes.
Liz moved the horse up towards Aragorn, riding beside him. She faintly heard Heather whistle and could sense Krystal's winking. Liz always knew she was psychic. Not looking at him, she asked, "How are you doing?" "Fine," he answered. "A little sore, but falling off a cliff would do that to you." Liz rolled her eyes and muttered, "Well, gee, you weren't even s'posed to...", cut off by Krystal who punched her and hissed, "Well, unlike you Liz, some of us haven't read the books. Shut up!" Liz took one hand off the reins, and rubbed her shoulder where a bruise was sure to show later. "Ladies," said Aragorn sternly. Heather did the 'girlie giggle', Krystal rolled her eyes again, and Liz..did nothing.
They rode in silence for about two hours, bored as bored can be, when they came to a large plateau. Moving their horses as far from the edge was they could, the girls and Aragorn peered down, taking in the view of Saruman's Uruk-hai armies. "Sweet mother of pearl!" Liz said softly. Aragorn hushed her, looking a bit further. "They're ten thousand strong, at least," he estimated, craning his neck for a better view. "We have to get to the fortress, NOW." He backed out his horse, riding back down the hill and southwards. Heather let out a girly sigh, muttering something about his smart manliness. Liz steered the horse behind Aragorn's, and rode as quickly as she could. They weren't too far from Helm's Deep, but they had to outride the Uruks and warn the people in the Deep.
Liz was scared. They were all going to be massacred, and her friends and herself among them. "Aaaaaah!" Liz moaned. "I'm going to dieeee.."