Here it is back by popular demand!
The fic that 9 out of ten dentists reccomend!
!!!STAR WARS FOR SILLY PEOPLE!!!
(Sponsored by Frodo Baggins and Cher)

Jabba was sitting in his palace with princess
Leia chained to him. He was sad. "I'm so sad!"
he said. "Why are you sad?" ask Leia. "I feel
so bloated and fat!" sobbed Jabba "Your not that
fat!" said Leia. "Really?" asked Jabba. "Yeah I
like you just the way you are!" insisted Leia.
"You do?" asked Jabba. "No." Leia replied. She
then choked him to death with the chain.