The conclusion to Lukes problem will be coming up later
but first a commercial from our Demented sponsors...

(Title flys on screen.)

Screen: NEW AND IMPROVED!

(Announcers voice comes on.)

Announcer: What was the problem with all those other brands

of Stormtrooper armor?

(Cut to stormtrooper sitting in Mos Eisley.)

Stormtrooper: They don't do nothin'! I get shot and they don't

protect me!

(Stormtrooper gets shot.)

Stormtrooper: Ow my thigh!

(Stormtrooper falls over)

Announcer: But Capt. Corellia brand is much, much, better! Why

just ask what this guy we paid had to say.

(Boba Fett appears on screen)

Boba Fett: (Unenthusiasticly) *sigh* It is the best armor out

there. (Under his breath) I can't belive I agrred to this.

Announcer: See! Even intergalactic bounty hunters agree,

you just can't beat Capt. Corellia brand armor!

(Cut to stormtrooper in Mos Eisley.)

Stormtrooper: Thanks Capt. Corellia brand! You turned my armor problem

around 360 degrees!

(Stormtrooper gets shot)

Stormtrooper: Ow my thigh!

(Stormtrooper falls over)


This is my response to the fact that stormtroopers wear bulky armor for no
friggin reason! I promise the conclusion to Lukes problem is coming up. Or
is it? Mwuahahahahahahaha!!!! ...Yes it is.