Two trailer park Sims go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.
Two trailer park Sims go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.
Guess who's back, back again DarkSim's back, tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back...
(Nah nah nah nah nah na na nah)
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to See MeatSim no more they want DarkSim Meat's chopped liver Well if you want DarkSim, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of knives mixed with some hand grenades A Shotgun that will blow off your head quicker Then a bomb when you get bombed at the arena By the DarkSim when you're not cooperating When your're firing the Callisto while he's murdering "Hey" You waited this long now stop debating Cuz he's back, he's got the gun and simulating I know that you got a job oh, PeaceSim But FistSim's brain problem is complicating So the PerfectSim won't let me be Or let me be me so let me see They've tried to shut me down on PdD But it feels so empty without me So, come on Sim, gun on your lips Forget that, knife on your lips and tranq on your hips And get ready cuz this tranq's about to get heavy I just settled all my battles, "Fuck you DarkSim!"
Now this looks like a job for Sim So everybody just follow him Cuz we need to defeat DarkSim, But it feels so empty without him.
I said this looks like a job for Sim So everybody just follow him Cuz we need to defeat DarkSim, But it feels so empty without him.
Little hellions, Sims feeling rebellious Angry, the DarkSim still kills 'em like maians They start feeling like prisoners helpless, Til someone comes along with a Slayer and yells "DIE!" A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, Pollutin' the arena a rebel Now just revel and have fun, In the fact that I got everyone kissing my gun And it's a disaster such a catastrophe For you to see so damn much of my gun you ask for me? Well I'm back fix your bent combat knife Tune it in and then I'm gonna slice You up until your skin looks like a splinter The center of attention back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your Sims guns and nesting Testing "Attention Please" Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me Here's my 10 clips my 2 clips is free A JudgeSim, who sent, you sent for me?
(Repeat Chorus!)
A tisk-it a task-it, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this clip that clip Joanna Dark, you can get your gun clipped Worse than them little dataDyne bastards, And Maians, you can get stomped by Skedar, You 306 year old bald headed dorks I'll kill you You don't know me, you're too dumb Let go, it's over, nobody listens to Maians Now lets go, just give me the signal I will be there with a whole fist full of new ammo I've been dope, suspenseful with a pistol Ever since Carrington turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems, Everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting, But its just me I'm just DarkSim Though I'm not the first Sim of controversy I am the worst thing since PerfectSim, yeah, To do this fighting so selfishly And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey) Here's a concept that works 17 other Simulants emerge But no matter how many Sims in the sea It'll be so empty without me.
(Repeat Chorus! x2)
Sims!
Guess who's back, back again DarkSim's back, tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back...
(Nah nah nah nah nah na na nah)
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to See MeatSim no more they want DarkSim Meat's chopped liver Well if you want DarkSim, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of knives mixed with some hand grenades A Shotgun that will blow off your head quicker Then a bomb when you get bombed at the arena By the DarkSim when you're not cooperating When your're firing the Callisto while he's murdering "Hey" You waited this long now stop debating Cuz he's back, he's got the gun and simulating I know that you got a job oh, PeaceSim But FistSim's brain problem is complicating So the PerfectSim won't let me be Or let me be me so let me see They've tried to shut me down on PdD But it feels so empty without me So, come on Sim, gun on your lips Forget that, knife on your lips and tranq on your hips And get ready cuz this tranq's about to get heavy I just settled all my battles, "Fuck you DarkSim!"
Now this looks like a job for Sim So everybody just follow him Cuz we need to defeat DarkSim, But it feels so empty without him.
I said this looks like a job for Sim So everybody just follow him Cuz we need to defeat DarkSim, But it feels so empty without him.
Little hellions, Sims feeling rebellious Angry, the DarkSim still kills 'em like maians They start feeling like prisoners helpless, Til someone comes along with a Slayer and yells "DIE!" A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, Pollutin' the arena a rebel Now just revel and have fun, In the fact that I got everyone kissing my gun And it's a disaster such a catastrophe For you to see so damn much of my gun you ask for me? Well I'm back fix your bent combat knife Tune it in and then I'm gonna slice You up until your skin looks like a splinter The center of attention back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your Sims guns and nesting Testing "Attention Please" Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me Here's my 10 clips my 2 clips is free A JudgeSim, who sent, you sent for me?
(Repeat Chorus!)
A tisk-it a task-it, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this clip that clip Joanna Dark, you can get your gun clipped Worse than them little dataDyne bastards, And Maians, you can get stomped by Skedar, You 306 year old bald headed dorks I'll kill you You don't know me, you're too dumb Let go, it's over, nobody listens to Maians Now lets go, just give me the signal I will be there with a whole fist full of new ammo I've been dope, suspenseful with a pistol Ever since Carrington turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems, Everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting, But its just me I'm just DarkSim Though I'm not the first Sim of controversy I am the worst thing since PerfectSim, yeah, To do this fighting so selfishly And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey) Here's a concept that works 17 other Simulants emerge But no matter how many Sims in the sea It'll be so empty without me.
(Repeat Chorus! x2)
Sims!