Disclaimer: I don't own Zoids, or Whose line
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Max: Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter, just like the Zaber Fangs. That's right, they don't matter. They're useless to us! Now let's play a game called Weird Newscasters. (eveyone sets up) This is for all four of you. Jamie, you'll be the anchor of the news program and eveyone else is gonna help you out. Brad, you're the co-anchor. You're a Backdraft member. Leena, you're doing the sports, and you're jumping on a trampoline as if you were in the credits of "The Man Show".
Audience: YAY!
Max: And Bit, you're doing the weather and you're looking for your long lost sister. Won't this be fun? So whenever you hear the music go ahead and start the news, Jamie.
(Music plays)
Jamie: Hello. I'm Entenmann's Little Brownie. And this is the news from the Zoid Battle Commision. It says here that Royal Cup was actually created from a hobo from some time now. So just for the moment, we will give our thanks to Harry Champ, the hobo who still is. Giving in the details is Nancy Cruboporwicks. Nancy?
Brad: (Backdraft member) Damn! How do you put these damn eye things on. (tries to put them on)
Jamie: Hey! You're on TV!
Brad: Oh! (throws them at Leena) The Zoid Battle Commision was lucky that time! If it wasn't for the Liger Zero, we could've taken over the Zoid Battle Commity. But nooooooo. We have to be stuck in jail and I have to be some retarted co-anchor for some stupid news! I'll get you Bit Cloud, and your Liger too! The Backdraft group will come back if it's the last thing in the world. I swear that if I don't defeat you with my special Irvine Command Wolf, I'm gonna-
Jamie: Would you please shut the hell up!?
Brad: oops.. sorry....
Jamie: Now let's go on to the sports with Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Poka Dot Bikini, but we just call her Billy. Billy?
Leena: (on a trampoline) (starts jumping up and down) Whee! I hope no one sees what's under my dress. Now let's see. In sports, the Fuzzy Pandas have finally gotten rid of their nickname reputation by killing the Champs. (jumps up, spreading her legs apart) But just for fun, we still call them the Fuzzy Pandas anyway. Back to you.
Brad: You know.. maybe the Backdraft group going out of business wasn't so bad afterall...
Jamie: Now let's see if there's ever going to be any chance of a better weather, with Husky Higamijigerz. Husky?
Bit: (looking for his long lost sister) ....(looking at a picture) Well, we still have some rainy days up ahead. And ( looks through the audience) I don't think we're ever going to get a sunny day ever again... (looks surprised) Oh my god! (looks at picture and walks up to the audience) (picks up a certain girl up to the stage) My long lost sister! It's been a long time! This just in! We're going to have sunny days throughout your whole lifetime! (hugs sister)
Jamie: This just in. Rumor has it that Bit is really a sailor scout.
Brad: Bit! (runs to him) If you don't want me to kill you, bring your sister to the trampoline.
Bit: Ok. (sister goes with Leena and jumps with her)
Jamie: Well that's the news for now. So now we will end by watching Leena and Bit's sister jumping up and down the trompoline.
Brad: I'm still going to kill you! Bam! (Bit falls dead)
Jamie: Good night cuz I know I'll have one.
(music) (everyone goes back)
Max: Hey you! I think I seen you before. What's your name? ... Serena. Ok. Let's give all of Bit's points to Serena... and her four friends, along with her cats, cousin from out of town and boyfriend... God.. do you really have to mention all of that?
Jamie: (to Serena) (makes phone with his hand and moving his mouth silently) call me!
Max: Not just that, but let's give 100000 points to Leena for giving us the best show of our lives.
Harry: (shouting) Why Leena!? Why!? You could've saved that for me Leena!
Max: Oh brother...
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*Attention*
I need suggestion from you to get this show up and running. What I need from you is:
*Lines
*What to sing for a Hoedown
*Scenes for Scenes from a Hat
*Scenes for 90 sec Alphabet, Film TV and Theater styles, Newsflash, Superheroes, World's Worst, Questions only, Quick Change, Multi Personalities and Narrate.
If I use your suggestion, then you will be mentioned at the credits part. Anyone's who doesn't make it will be considered for a sequel.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Author's note: So what do you think? If I screwed up anything or did anything that you think needs improvement, let me know. Please read and review.
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Max: Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter, just like the Zaber Fangs. That's right, they don't matter. They're useless to us! Now let's play a game called Weird Newscasters. (eveyone sets up) This is for all four of you. Jamie, you'll be the anchor of the news program and eveyone else is gonna help you out. Brad, you're the co-anchor. You're a Backdraft member. Leena, you're doing the sports, and you're jumping on a trampoline as if you were in the credits of "The Man Show".
Audience: YAY!
Max: And Bit, you're doing the weather and you're looking for your long lost sister. Won't this be fun? So whenever you hear the music go ahead and start the news, Jamie.
(Music plays)
Jamie: Hello. I'm Entenmann's Little Brownie. And this is the news from the Zoid Battle Commision. It says here that Royal Cup was actually created from a hobo from some time now. So just for the moment, we will give our thanks to Harry Champ, the hobo who still is. Giving in the details is Nancy Cruboporwicks. Nancy?
Brad: (Backdraft member) Damn! How do you put these damn eye things on. (tries to put them on)
Jamie: Hey! You're on TV!
Brad: Oh! (throws them at Leena) The Zoid Battle Commision was lucky that time! If it wasn't for the Liger Zero, we could've taken over the Zoid Battle Commity. But nooooooo. We have to be stuck in jail and I have to be some retarted co-anchor for some stupid news! I'll get you Bit Cloud, and your Liger too! The Backdraft group will come back if it's the last thing in the world. I swear that if I don't defeat you with my special Irvine Command Wolf, I'm gonna-
Jamie: Would you please shut the hell up!?
Brad: oops.. sorry....
Jamie: Now let's go on to the sports with Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Poka Dot Bikini, but we just call her Billy. Billy?
Leena: (on a trampoline) (starts jumping up and down) Whee! I hope no one sees what's under my dress. Now let's see. In sports, the Fuzzy Pandas have finally gotten rid of their nickname reputation by killing the Champs. (jumps up, spreading her legs apart) But just for fun, we still call them the Fuzzy Pandas anyway. Back to you.
Brad: You know.. maybe the Backdraft group going out of business wasn't so bad afterall...
Jamie: Now let's see if there's ever going to be any chance of a better weather, with Husky Higamijigerz. Husky?
Bit: (looking for his long lost sister) ....(looking at a picture) Well, we still have some rainy days up ahead. And ( looks through the audience) I don't think we're ever going to get a sunny day ever again... (looks surprised) Oh my god! (looks at picture and walks up to the audience) (picks up a certain girl up to the stage) My long lost sister! It's been a long time! This just in! We're going to have sunny days throughout your whole lifetime! (hugs sister)
Jamie: This just in. Rumor has it that Bit is really a sailor scout.
Brad: Bit! (runs to him) If you don't want me to kill you, bring your sister to the trampoline.
Bit: Ok. (sister goes with Leena and jumps with her)
Jamie: Well that's the news for now. So now we will end by watching Leena and Bit's sister jumping up and down the trompoline.
Brad: I'm still going to kill you! Bam! (Bit falls dead)
Jamie: Good night cuz I know I'll have one.
(music) (everyone goes back)
Max: Hey you! I think I seen you before. What's your name? ... Serena. Ok. Let's give all of Bit's points to Serena... and her four friends, along with her cats, cousin from out of town and boyfriend... God.. do you really have to mention all of that?
Jamie: (to Serena) (makes phone with his hand and moving his mouth silently) call me!
Max: Not just that, but let's give 100000 points to Leena for giving us the best show of our lives.
Harry: (shouting) Why Leena!? Why!? You could've saved that for me Leena!
Max: Oh brother...
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*Attention*
I need suggestion from you to get this show up and running. What I need from you is:
*Lines
*What to sing for a Hoedown
*Scenes for Scenes from a Hat
*Scenes for 90 sec Alphabet, Film TV and Theater styles, Newsflash, Superheroes, World's Worst, Questions only, Quick Change, Multi Personalities and Narrate.
If I use your suggestion, then you will be mentioned at the credits part. Anyone's who doesn't make it will be considered for a sequel.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Author's note: So what do you think? If I screwed up anything or did anything that you think needs improvement, let me know. Please read and review.