Disclaimer: I don't own Zoids, or Whose line
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Max: Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway. You know, I could've sworn the title of the fic also had "The Zoids Special" attatched to it. Oh well, anyway, the points don't matter...
Bit: Just like the other words attatched to your title.
Max: Well I guess this isn't a special anymore, so we're probably gonna have another fic like this in the nearby future made by me. Oh and by the way, I also wanna give special recognition to Hockykid45. Right now, he made his own Whose line fic and let's all hope that this turns out to be something worthwhile. But until then, let's go onto a game called Film TV and Theater Styles. This is for Bit-
Bit: AGAIN!!?
Max: Leena and Jamie. They're gonna act out a scene. But I'm gonna make them adapt different styles and what I need from the audience is some styles of TV or theater that you like. (people start yelling out stuff) Comedy.. (to whoever said that) This is a Zoids Parody of whose line and you still say comedy. What's the irony of that? .... Talk show... WWE..... Spider Man..... Ninja Turtles ..... Soap Opera .... Sailor Moon.. DBZ ..... Tenchi Muyo ... Zoids... Zoids?
???: Classic Zoids!
Max: Classic Zoids!
???: Porno!
Max: And porno.
Leena: Who didn't see that coming?
Bit: (gives thumbs up to Leon in the audience)
Max: Ok now shut up! Now you'll start off with a scene normally or whatever you think is normal.
Leena: Having grey eyes isn't exactly normal now is it Max?
Max: I'll deal with you after the show. Anyway, after the scene starts, I'm gonna buzz you and you come in with different styles. Now the scene is.... Leena is going to get a sex change and is going to go see the doctors, Bit and Jamie.
Leena: WHAT!!!???
Max: I told you I'll get you back. Now get going!
Bit: (doing surgary on someone) And I finally killed Harry!!!
Harry: (still in the position like from last round)
Jamie: Yes! It's a succes!! We'll be famous!!
Leena: Hey! I'm here for my sex change..
Max: (buzz) Tenchi Muyo.
Bit: (looks at Leena and starts hugging her) Why do you want a sex change, Miss? Don't you wanna go out on a date with me?
Leena: I don't really wanna..
Jamie: You stay away from Lord-essy... Whatever her name is. All I know is that she's from the Royal Zi family! (grabs one of Leena's arms)
Bit: (grabs Leena's other arm) She's my patient! Go get your own!
Leena: DOCTORS, STOP IT!!!
(Bit and Jamie look at each other *electricity*)
Max: (buzz) Oh.. brother (laughing) Talk show.
Jamie: (up to camera) Now why don't you want the patient to get a sex change?
Bit: Well, cuz she's my property and none of you can have her!
Leena: You be quiet! I'm a person! Not your property! And I deserve my respect you ass!
audience: JAMIE! JAMIE! JAMIE!
Max: (buzz) WWE.
Bit: What?
Leena: I-
Bit: What?
Leena: I-
Bit: You want a sex change!
audience: What?
Bit: You wanna be a man!
audience: What?
Bit: You're too good to be a woman?
audience: What?
Jamie: (starts singing Kurt Angle's theme while walking up to Leena and Bit)
audience: (with the music) YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Jamie: (stops singing) I am your olympic hero and I say that this girl should get a sex change!
audience: WHAT?
Bit: If you want this Jackass to shut the hell up, give me a hell yeah!
audience: Hell yeah!
Max: (buzz) Why didn't I pick that last? Anyway, Spider Man!
Jamie: My spider senses are tingling!
Leena: Help me!!
Jamie: I'll save you! (web slings at Bit)
Bit: Ahh!
Max: (buzz) Ninja Turtles.
Jamie: Take that Shred Head!
Leena: Cowabunga!
Bit: No! (falls to the ground)
Jamie: Come on dude! Let's go get some gnarly pizza!
Leena: Right on!
Max: (buzz) No way I'm gonna end this. Soap opera.
Leena: How could you kill your own half uncle's brother's cousin's great great grandmother?
Jamie: It was no use. He couldn't have anymore kids. And it was I who wanted to do surgery on you, darling.
Leena: I'm sorry, but I'm not really the person you think I am...
Max: (buzz) That was just pathetic. Classic Zoids.
Leena: (turns the other way) Van!
Bit: (gets up) I'm not Van. Now I'm gonna kill you like I promised a long time ago, assistant.
Jamie: You don't even know my name and you're going to kill me? Zeke!...
Bit: Ha! Now I'm gonna finish the job! Shadow!!!!......
Leena: Can I have some salt please?
Max: (buzz) Sailor moon.
Bit: (does Sailor Moon transformation with Leena and Jamie)
Jamie: I will punish you!
Bit: That' s my line!
Max: (buzz) DBZ.
Bit: AND NOW YOU WILL SEE THE POWER OF A SUPER SAIYAN!!! (turns into a super saiyan)
Jamie: Well I'm past Super Saiyan. (turns into a super saiyan)
Leena: Oh no! (gets pushed back by their energy)
(Bit and Jamie start fighting and blasting away)
Bit: KA....... ME......... HA............ME.........
Max: (buzz) Too slow. New Century / 0.
Jamie: (in a mocking tone of voice) My name's Harry Champ. I'm a man destined to be king.
Bit: HA! (blows away Jamie) Now you don't have to go throught the sex change.
Max: (buzz) Porno!
(Bit tackles Leena down and starts making out with her)
Max: (buzzes over a thousand times) I don't think we're gonna go anywhere for a while, so we're gonna take a break right after this. Don't go anywhere.
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*Attention*
I need suggestion from you to get this show up and running. What I need from you is:
*Lines
*What to sing for a Hoedown
*Scenes for Scenes from a Hat
*Scenes for 90 sec Alphabet, Film TV and Theater styles, Newsflash, Superheroes, World's Worst, Questions only, Quick Change, Weird Newscasters, Multi Personalities, Narrate and any other game.
If I use your suggestion, then you will be mentioned at the credits part. Anyone's who doesn't make it will be considered for a sequel.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Author's note: So what do you think? If I screwed up anything or did anything that you think needs improvement, let me know. Please read and review.
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Max: Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway. You know, I could've sworn the title of the fic also had "The Zoids Special" attatched to it. Oh well, anyway, the points don't matter...
Bit: Just like the other words attatched to your title.
Max: Well I guess this isn't a special anymore, so we're probably gonna have another fic like this in the nearby future made by me. Oh and by the way, I also wanna give special recognition to Hockykid45. Right now, he made his own Whose line fic and let's all hope that this turns out to be something worthwhile. But until then, let's go onto a game called Film TV and Theater Styles. This is for Bit-
Bit: AGAIN!!?
Max: Leena and Jamie. They're gonna act out a scene. But I'm gonna make them adapt different styles and what I need from the audience is some styles of TV or theater that you like. (people start yelling out stuff) Comedy.. (to whoever said that) This is a Zoids Parody of whose line and you still say comedy. What's the irony of that? .... Talk show... WWE..... Spider Man..... Ninja Turtles ..... Soap Opera .... Sailor Moon.. DBZ ..... Tenchi Muyo ... Zoids... Zoids?
???: Classic Zoids!
Max: Classic Zoids!
???: Porno!
Max: And porno.
Leena: Who didn't see that coming?
Bit: (gives thumbs up to Leon in the audience)
Max: Ok now shut up! Now you'll start off with a scene normally or whatever you think is normal.
Leena: Having grey eyes isn't exactly normal now is it Max?
Max: I'll deal with you after the show. Anyway, after the scene starts, I'm gonna buzz you and you come in with different styles. Now the scene is.... Leena is going to get a sex change and is going to go see the doctors, Bit and Jamie.
Leena: WHAT!!!???
Max: I told you I'll get you back. Now get going!
Bit: (doing surgary on someone) And I finally killed Harry!!!
Harry: (still in the position like from last round)
Jamie: Yes! It's a succes!! We'll be famous!!
Leena: Hey! I'm here for my sex change..
Max: (buzz) Tenchi Muyo.
Bit: (looks at Leena and starts hugging her) Why do you want a sex change, Miss? Don't you wanna go out on a date with me?
Leena: I don't really wanna..
Jamie: You stay away from Lord-essy... Whatever her name is. All I know is that she's from the Royal Zi family! (grabs one of Leena's arms)
Bit: (grabs Leena's other arm) She's my patient! Go get your own!
Leena: DOCTORS, STOP IT!!!
(Bit and Jamie look at each other *electricity*)
Max: (buzz) Oh.. brother (laughing) Talk show.
Jamie: (up to camera) Now why don't you want the patient to get a sex change?
Bit: Well, cuz she's my property and none of you can have her!
Leena: You be quiet! I'm a person! Not your property! And I deserve my respect you ass!
audience: JAMIE! JAMIE! JAMIE!
Max: (buzz) WWE.
Bit: What?
Leena: I-
Bit: What?
Leena: I-
Bit: You want a sex change!
audience: What?
Bit: You wanna be a man!
audience: What?
Bit: You're too good to be a woman?
audience: What?
Jamie: (starts singing Kurt Angle's theme while walking up to Leena and Bit)
audience: (with the music) YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Jamie: (stops singing) I am your olympic hero and I say that this girl should get a sex change!
audience: WHAT?
Bit: If you want this Jackass to shut the hell up, give me a hell yeah!
audience: Hell yeah!
Max: (buzz) Why didn't I pick that last? Anyway, Spider Man!
Jamie: My spider senses are tingling!
Leena: Help me!!
Jamie: I'll save you! (web slings at Bit)
Bit: Ahh!
Max: (buzz) Ninja Turtles.
Jamie: Take that Shred Head!
Leena: Cowabunga!
Bit: No! (falls to the ground)
Jamie: Come on dude! Let's go get some gnarly pizza!
Leena: Right on!
Max: (buzz) No way I'm gonna end this. Soap opera.
Leena: How could you kill your own half uncle's brother's cousin's great great grandmother?
Jamie: It was no use. He couldn't have anymore kids. And it was I who wanted to do surgery on you, darling.
Leena: I'm sorry, but I'm not really the person you think I am...
Max: (buzz) That was just pathetic. Classic Zoids.
Leena: (turns the other way) Van!
Bit: (gets up) I'm not Van. Now I'm gonna kill you like I promised a long time ago, assistant.
Jamie: You don't even know my name and you're going to kill me? Zeke!...
Bit: Ha! Now I'm gonna finish the job! Shadow!!!!......
Leena: Can I have some salt please?
Max: (buzz) Sailor moon.
Bit: (does Sailor Moon transformation with Leena and Jamie)
Jamie: I will punish you!
Bit: That' s my line!
Max: (buzz) DBZ.
Bit: AND NOW YOU WILL SEE THE POWER OF A SUPER SAIYAN!!! (turns into a super saiyan)
Jamie: Well I'm past Super Saiyan. (turns into a super saiyan)
Leena: Oh no! (gets pushed back by their energy)
(Bit and Jamie start fighting and blasting away)
Bit: KA....... ME......... HA............ME.........
Max: (buzz) Too slow. New Century / 0.
Jamie: (in a mocking tone of voice) My name's Harry Champ. I'm a man destined to be king.
Bit: HA! (blows away Jamie) Now you don't have to go throught the sex change.
Max: (buzz) Porno!
(Bit tackles Leena down and starts making out with her)
Max: (buzzes over a thousand times) I don't think we're gonna go anywhere for a while, so we're gonna take a break right after this. Don't go anywhere.
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*Attention*
I need suggestion from you to get this show up and running. What I need from you is:
*Lines
*What to sing for a Hoedown
*Scenes for Scenes from a Hat
*Scenes for 90 sec Alphabet, Film TV and Theater styles, Newsflash, Superheroes, World's Worst, Questions only, Quick Change, Weird Newscasters, Multi Personalities, Narrate and any other game.
If I use your suggestion, then you will be mentioned at the credits part. Anyone's who doesn't make it will be considered for a sequel.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Author's note: So what do you think? If I screwed up anything or did anything that you think needs improvement, let me know. Please read and review.
