Disclaimer: I don't own Zoids, or Whose line
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Max: Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway. The show were everything's made up and the points don't matter. Yep, that's right. They're useless, just like Hiltz's Ambient or any of the Zoids they use and end up destroying, they don't mean a thing. If any of you seen the last game, we had to stop Bit and Leena from giving us a free porno.
Bit: (gives thumbs up to Leon)
Max: Well in that case, Bit finally gets to sit out on this game.
Bit:YES!
Max: We are going to play Moving People. This game is for Brad and Jamie. (they walk to the stage) And now to get some audience members. Hey! I already found some. (walks to audiece) So who are you?
???: Naomi.
Max: And who's the one next to you?
???: Pierce.
Max: To be honest, I knew you all along now get down there and pick the person you want and place them in any position you want. (Naomi puts Brad's hands on his waist in a shape of a fist while Pierce makes Jamie kneel down and puts his hands together on front of his face) Right... Well the scene is that you are at a bar room fight.
Jamie: Please God. I hope nobody gets hurt, especially me and my Pteras and my-
Brad: Quit your whining and get up! Besides, nobody liked your Pteras so I blasted it because I'm a superhero!
Jamie: I'll scream when I stop praying. (Pierce picks him up and points one hand to Brad) AHHHHH!!! Why'd you do that to my Pteras!? I'm gonna beat you up with my Bear Claw style of martial arts.
Brad: Ha! You can't beat me up! Why do you think I'm not doing anything to defend myself?
Jamie: Just watch! I'm gonna get you just as soon as I walk up to you! (Pierce grabs on of Jamie's legs) And I won't start with the leg that's keeping my balance. (Pierce grabs other leg and makes Jamie walk) Ha Ha! Now I'm going somewhere.
Brad: Now would be a good time to be in a defensive position. (Naomi forms his arms to an x on his chest)
Jamie: I'm coming for you and now I'm gonna form a fist. (Pierce gets up and closes Jamie's hand)
Brad: You can't hit me. You'll hurt your hand.
Jamie: Not if I literally kick your ass! (Pierce makes him walk around Brad)
Brad: I guess I should turn around. (Naomi lifts Brad's leg and turns him around) Now if my other leg can face the same direction, then maybe I won't suffer from a sprained ankle. (Naomi does that)
Jamie: I'm still gonna get you. (Pierce still makes him walk around Brad)
Brad: Guess I'm gonna have to turn around until you stop chasing me. (Naomi keeps on doing what she's doing)
Jamie: You can run but you can't hide!
Brad: Well, I can throw up on your shoes if I keep on doing this. Stopping would be of much help to me. (Naomi stops) We can't go on like this. It looks retarted.
Jamie: I guess so. (Pierce stops the walking and make him face Brad) (Pierce then grabs Jamie's leg and kicks Brad in the (censored))
Brad: Ow! Hey! I got kicked and I didn't have any reaction. What's up with that? (Naomi grabs Brad's hand and punches Jamie)
Jamie: Well it looks like I didn't have anything happen to me also. We seem to be even.
Brad: Why don't we call it a draw?
Jamie: Okay. (Pierce grabs Jamie's hand and tries to grab Brad's)
Brad: Put her there. (Naomi does the same and they both badly miss)
Jamie: I guess I should practice on that.
Max: (buzz) Let's just get the move on before anything more pathetic happens. (everyone sits down) I'll give 503 points to anyone who wants Pierce and Naomi in the next show. Now let's go on to a game called Props. This is for all four of you and here (throw 2 giant Q tips at Brad and Jamie) and this one's for you (throws 2 giant cardboard tubes at Bit and Leena). Do whatever you want with them, even if they ARE sick minded. In this game, everyone gets to do a scene every turn. So take it away Bit and Leena.
(Bit looks through one tube like a telescope)
Leena: We're never gonnna get off this island, are we, Gilligan?
(Jamie and Brad hold the tubes in their hands)
Jamie: You just had to bring the super sized Q tips, didn't you?
(Bit puts one tube on one sholder each)
Bit: Hybrid Cannon!
(Jamie and Brad start using the Q tips as weapons as if they were on Gladiators)
(Leena stands one tube up and uses it as a strip pole)
(Jamie and Brad point the Q tips at the audience and place it in front of their wastes)
Brad: Did you see what Leena was doing a few seconds ago?
(Leena talks into one end of the tube)
Leena: Ricola! (box falls out of tube) Hey I found something!
(Jamie "stabs" Brad with his Q tip)
Jamie: That's for the death of my father!
(Bit points the tube at the audience and places it in front of his stomach while Leena holds the box in her hands)
Leena: So THAT's what you meant by being an outie.
(Brad and Jamie go down on the floor so you can't see them and hold up one Q tip)
Brad: (as Benjamin) If I could only see my judge.
(Bit sticks out both tubes at the audience and places them on his chest)
Bit: What kind of surgery is THIS!?? I'm gonna sue!
Leena: (opens box and a smile comes on her face) COOKIES!!!
(Jamie holds the Q tips in each hand and holds them upstraight on front of him)
Jamie: But I was framed!
(Bit and Leena are fighting over the cookies)
(Brad gets both Q tips and makes them look like Leena's head thing)
Brad: Hi. I'm Leena and I like cookies. (buzz) and cupcakes (buzz) and doughnuts (buzz) and I think Max should stop buzzing because it's still my turn.
(Bit and Leena are whacking eachother with the tubes for the cookies)
Max: (buzz) ... (throws some cards in his hands away) Why do I even bother?.... No points for the dick who stashed my cookies in their prop.
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*Attention*
I need suggestion from you to get this show up and running. What I need from you is:
*Lines
*What to sing for a Hoedown
*Scenes for Scenes from a Hat
*Scenes for 90 sec Alphabet, Film TV and Theater styles, Newsflash, Superheroes, World's Worst, Questions only, Quick Change, Weird Newscasters, Multi Personalities, Narrate and any other game.
If I use your suggestion, then you will be mentioned at the credits part. Anyone's who doesn't make it will be considered for a sequel.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Author's note: So what do you think? If I screwed up anything or did anything that you think needs improvement, let me know. Please review.
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Max: Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway. The show were everything's made up and the points don't matter. Yep, that's right. They're useless, just like Hiltz's Ambient or any of the Zoids they use and end up destroying, they don't mean a thing. If any of you seen the last game, we had to stop Bit and Leena from giving us a free porno.
Bit: (gives thumbs up to Leon)
Max: Well in that case, Bit finally gets to sit out on this game.
Bit:YES!
Max: We are going to play Moving People. This game is for Brad and Jamie. (they walk to the stage) And now to get some audience members. Hey! I already found some. (walks to audiece) So who are you?
???: Naomi.
Max: And who's the one next to you?
???: Pierce.
Max: To be honest, I knew you all along now get down there and pick the person you want and place them in any position you want. (Naomi puts Brad's hands on his waist in a shape of a fist while Pierce makes Jamie kneel down and puts his hands together on front of his face) Right... Well the scene is that you are at a bar room fight.
Jamie: Please God. I hope nobody gets hurt, especially me and my Pteras and my-
Brad: Quit your whining and get up! Besides, nobody liked your Pteras so I blasted it because I'm a superhero!
Jamie: I'll scream when I stop praying. (Pierce picks him up and points one hand to Brad) AHHHHH!!! Why'd you do that to my Pteras!? I'm gonna beat you up with my Bear Claw style of martial arts.
Brad: Ha! You can't beat me up! Why do you think I'm not doing anything to defend myself?
Jamie: Just watch! I'm gonna get you just as soon as I walk up to you! (Pierce grabs on of Jamie's legs) And I won't start with the leg that's keeping my balance. (Pierce grabs other leg and makes Jamie walk) Ha Ha! Now I'm going somewhere.
Brad: Now would be a good time to be in a defensive position. (Naomi forms his arms to an x on his chest)
Jamie: I'm coming for you and now I'm gonna form a fist. (Pierce gets up and closes Jamie's hand)
Brad: You can't hit me. You'll hurt your hand.
Jamie: Not if I literally kick your ass! (Pierce makes him walk around Brad)
Brad: I guess I should turn around. (Naomi lifts Brad's leg and turns him around) Now if my other leg can face the same direction, then maybe I won't suffer from a sprained ankle. (Naomi does that)
Jamie: I'm still gonna get you. (Pierce still makes him walk around Brad)
Brad: Guess I'm gonna have to turn around until you stop chasing me. (Naomi keeps on doing what she's doing)
Jamie: You can run but you can't hide!
Brad: Well, I can throw up on your shoes if I keep on doing this. Stopping would be of much help to me. (Naomi stops) We can't go on like this. It looks retarted.
Jamie: I guess so. (Pierce stops the walking and make him face Brad) (Pierce then grabs Jamie's leg and kicks Brad in the (censored))
Brad: Ow! Hey! I got kicked and I didn't have any reaction. What's up with that? (Naomi grabs Brad's hand and punches Jamie)
Jamie: Well it looks like I didn't have anything happen to me also. We seem to be even.
Brad: Why don't we call it a draw?
Jamie: Okay. (Pierce grabs Jamie's hand and tries to grab Brad's)
Brad: Put her there. (Naomi does the same and they both badly miss)
Jamie: I guess I should practice on that.
Max: (buzz) Let's just get the move on before anything more pathetic happens. (everyone sits down) I'll give 503 points to anyone who wants Pierce and Naomi in the next show. Now let's go on to a game called Props. This is for all four of you and here (throw 2 giant Q tips at Brad and Jamie) and this one's for you (throws 2 giant cardboard tubes at Bit and Leena). Do whatever you want with them, even if they ARE sick minded. In this game, everyone gets to do a scene every turn. So take it away Bit and Leena.
(Bit looks through one tube like a telescope)
Leena: We're never gonnna get off this island, are we, Gilligan?
(Jamie and Brad hold the tubes in their hands)
Jamie: You just had to bring the super sized Q tips, didn't you?
(Bit puts one tube on one sholder each)
Bit: Hybrid Cannon!
(Jamie and Brad start using the Q tips as weapons as if they were on Gladiators)
(Leena stands one tube up and uses it as a strip pole)
(Jamie and Brad point the Q tips at the audience and place it in front of their wastes)
Brad: Did you see what Leena was doing a few seconds ago?
(Leena talks into one end of the tube)
Leena: Ricola! (box falls out of tube) Hey I found something!
(Jamie "stabs" Brad with his Q tip)
Jamie: That's for the death of my father!
(Bit points the tube at the audience and places it in front of his stomach while Leena holds the box in her hands)
Leena: So THAT's what you meant by being an outie.
(Brad and Jamie go down on the floor so you can't see them and hold up one Q tip)
Brad: (as Benjamin) If I could only see my judge.
(Bit sticks out both tubes at the audience and places them on his chest)
Bit: What kind of surgery is THIS!?? I'm gonna sue!
Leena: (opens box and a smile comes on her face) COOKIES!!!
(Jamie holds the Q tips in each hand and holds them upstraight on front of him)
Jamie: But I was framed!
(Bit and Leena are fighting over the cookies)
(Brad gets both Q tips and makes them look like Leena's head thing)
Brad: Hi. I'm Leena and I like cookies. (buzz) and cupcakes (buzz) and doughnuts (buzz) and I think Max should stop buzzing because it's still my turn.
(Bit and Leena are whacking eachother with the tubes for the cookies)
Max: (buzz) ... (throws some cards in his hands away) Why do I even bother?.... No points for the dick who stashed my cookies in their prop.
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*Attention*
I need suggestion from you to get this show up and running. What I need from you is:
*Lines
*What to sing for a Hoedown
*Scenes for Scenes from a Hat
*Scenes for 90 sec Alphabet, Film TV and Theater styles, Newsflash, Superheroes, World's Worst, Questions only, Quick Change, Weird Newscasters, Multi Personalities, Narrate and any other game.
If I use your suggestion, then you will be mentioned at the credits part. Anyone's who doesn't make it will be considered for a sequel.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Author's note: So what do you think? If I screwed up anything or did anything that you think needs improvement, let me know. Please review.