Disclaimer: I don't own Zoids, or Whose line
To anyone who's been badly waiting:
Sorry I haven't updated in a while... a long while. If you should know, I've been busy with other fics (see Return of the Backdraft Group) and school got in the way. I'm only going to do either 2 or 3 more games. So here we go.
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Max: (sniff) (wipes his eyes and starts laughing histerically) I'm sorry folks, the author sounded funny at that point.
Bit: How can you hear him? This is a fic.
Max: Does it matter? Well anyway, I'm not going to be in the other fic for a while, so lets do what everyone's been waiting for (pulls out Ambient's head) Scenes from a Hat.
Hiltz: (from a distance) NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Max: (look at Ambient's head and quickly switches it with a top hat) Scenes from a Hat. (everyone comes down) You see, during the fic, lots and lots of people sent in suggstions for things and we took most of them because the majority for some where just... Let's just start. (pulls out paper) What the performers are thinking right now.
Bit: What the hell took the author so long updating?
Leena: I really got to go on a diet...
Brad: For the last time: If I was an I/M, I would'nt be ALL white, now would I?
Bit: If I got a nickel for every B/L fic on FF.N, I'd be richer than Bill Gates..
Jamie: .. Who the hell is Hiltz?
Bit: I find Naomi to have one sweet ass.. (drools thinking about it)
Leena: No lovin for Bit tonight.
Bit: (goes on his knees) NOOOOOOOO!!!
Max: (laughs at Bit misfortune) Rejected endings for Zoids.
Brad: Which?
Max: .. All 3 seasons.
Brad: (as Hiltz in the Death Saurer) AND NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND I'M GOING TO DESTROY EVERONE AND ANYONE AND .... I don't feel like doing this anymore. I wonder where Ambient is? (walks off)
Bit: (being Van/ Blade Liger) Bring it on Hiltz! (crashes into Leena)
Brad: Oh my God! You crashed Zoid Eve!
Jamie: You bastard!
Bit: (puts his registration thingie in)... (shocked) Haha.. I tricked you.. This isn't the finish line? (throws a tantrum)
Brad: (as Irvine) I think Van and Fiona left and went for find the Zoid Eve. (Bit and Leena make love in the background) I really hope they get Zoid Eve.
Bit: Come on Liger! I know you can do it!
Jamie: (As Vega) Grrr.. Shadow!!!
Brad: (Runs into Jamie, knocking them into Leena)
Max: (chuckles) Oh my God... Unlikely books at the Library they won't let you read.
Jamie: (picks out book) How Vega is the greatest lover in the world... (runs away screaming)
Leena: (reads book) Ambient and Cookies: A good combination...
Brad: (picks out book) How to wear wierd little head things?
Bit: The forbidden book of the million ways to kill (insert your character)..
Jamie: The X Rated Adventures of Reese... (grabs the book and heads to the nearest bathroom)
Bit: Dr. D and Me: A True Love Story? (screams like a girl)
Brad: Why Brad is Cooler than Irvine. (intersted look on his face)
Leena: (picks out book and blows away the dust) Hiltzism: The NEW Satanic Religion.
Max: Ways for Jamie as a baby to be the Wild Eagle.
Bit: (picks up baby) And here's the balcony in our 1000 story tall building. You wanna see the streets? (lifts him over the balcony and over the streets)
Leena: Oh Jamie, time for breast feeding.
(Bit has a jealous look on his face)
Brad: (shows a book to everyone) I bought your favorite book. The X Rated Adventures of Reese.
Max: Right... What happened to Pierce?
Leena: (acts like a Stripper in front of Bit and Brad)
Bit: I'm glad we came to that agreement, huh, Sanders?
Brad: Sure thing, Stigma.
Bit: (badly beats him to the ground) You call me sir, Sanders! Sir! (stomps on him relentlessly)
Leena: Hi! I'm Pierce for Perky's Anonamous.
Max: Messages that were delivered a little too late.
Bit: (runs around jumping) Maxindpogster finally updated! Maxindpogster finally updated!
Max: Movies that wouldn't make the top 10 list.
Jamie: And I'm going to make a movie called the X Rated Adventures of Reese.
Brad: (looks at the sign) "If Raven Ruled the World" Coming to theaters soon..
Leena: (as movie trailer announcer) Punching Bag boy. In theaters this weekend.
Max: Rejected ideas for TV shows.
Jamie: (runs out all excited) Are you ready kids!?
Audience: Aye Aye Capitan!
Jamie: Here it is! The X Rated Adventures of Reese!
Bit: Ok! Everyone together now. (sings) When it comes to Harry we should K-I-L-L!
Brad: (with his hands being Leena's head thing) And I like cupcakes, a pankackes and syrup. MMMMMMM. (buzz) I looooovvvvessssss syrup! (buzz) It's my #1 fetish! (BUZZZZZZZZZZZ)
Leena: Making cookies, With Leena and Ambient's head.
Hiltz: (from distance) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Max: Things a judge would never say.
Bit: .... (clears his throat and reads a paper and prays to God) .. Raven Sucks! (audience starts throwing tomatoes and rotten fruit at him as he run to the backstage)
Max: What you won't hear from the ZBC.
Bit: So what happened, Chief?
Jamie: About that dead body up in the mountains? I knocked that baby up so hard, it wasn't funny. No seriously, it broke to pieces. So let me give you hardcore detail! (BUZZ)
Max: Honestly, I kinda liked the whole X Rated Adventures of Reese thing. What the Blitz team do on their day off.
(All 4 sit on the stair)
Bit: (on the phone) Ok, Cartoon Network. And since you're goign to make this special, call it The Final Four! (audience goes wild)
Max: What Zoid warriors are REALLY thinking while they're in combat.
Leena: Is it me, or does Jamie really have something for that book?
Bit: If I can do all the girls in all 3 seasons at the same time.... (drools thinking about it)
Brad: .. You know. The name Fuzzy Pandas isn't that bad..
Jamie: If you fuse and Organoid into and Ultimate X, what would happen.. Oh (bleep) I lost!
Max: Stupid things to say to a judge.
Bit: (clears his throat and reads a paper and prays to God) .. Raven Sucks! (audience starts throwing tomatoes and rotten fruit at him as he run to the backstage)
Leena: You know, I heard you judges never had any in a while. (winks)
Max: Unimpressive Zoid names.
Bit: I thought of new names for all you Liger fans in the next upcoming interactive fics! (rolls out a giant list of Liger names) So here's the (BUZZ)
Max: How NOT to fly and arial Zoid during battle.
Bit: (sings) When it comes to Harry, we should K-I-L-L!
Jamie: (While flying the Zoid, he plays baseball)
Max: ... (sweatdrop) Things you shouldn't do with jello.
All4: (stuffs jello in their pants and start dancing and spasming)
Max: What Jack Sisco does on his spare time.
Brad: (pulling off his headband) This thing's gotta come off one day!
Max: (laughing) What Tauros really does with his models.
Jamie: Ok! Ok! It's time to tell you the story of (shows book) The X Rated Adventures of Reese!
Bit: (makes them dance) When it comes to Harry we should K-I-L-L!
Leena: Thank goodness you made it Punching Bag boy. (everyone runs to Bit and punches him violently)
Max: What goes on at the Lightning Team's base after battles.
Brad: (still pulling off his headband) Can someone help me!? (Leena and Bit try to pull it off)
Max: What goes on at the Zaber team's base after battles.
Bit: What the hell?! Now you mock us by saying we have a base!? Screw you! (gives the finger and leaves)
Max: (laughs) Things the Backdraft group do in their free time.
Brad: (STILL pulling off his headband with the other helping) It STILL won't come off!!
Max: Stuff you never want to walk in on.
Bit: .. (opens door) HARRY!!!
Brad: (walks in) Oh... Oh! THAT's what they meant by "Riding the Stinger"!
Max: What Leena's thinking about.
Bit: (whistles) Woo man. Did you see Bit? He is soooo sexy. I mean no one can compare with him. And he has the Liger Zero, meaning that he's the coolest person in the world. Yeah I know, everyone wants to be like and all the girls want to do him because of his body glimpse that we got to see in that one episode of Zoids that we say that has him and the Liger Zero being equipped with the third armor: The Panzer unit against Stigma Stoller and the Elephander, which nobody likes. And I figured that nobody likes it because everyone like's Bit's Liger Zero WAY better! (BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ)
(gets beaten up violently by ALL the Harry fans and Harry Champ himself)
Harry: Who we gonna kill now!? Who we gonna kill now! What! (all Harry fans go wild as Harry walks off stage with the Harry fans as The Rock's theme song plays)
Max: .. What the hell happened?... Well I guess that's what happens when you bash a person for long enough throughout a fic. Reasons why some Zoid teams will never make it to class S
Brad: (moves over Bit's unconsious carcass off stage) I'm Irvine... And you must be a real asshole if you're still wondering why I'm not in Class S.
Max: Books by anime characters that will never hit the bestseller list.
Leena: Hey look. It's the X rated- (gets whacked in the head unconciouse with the book she was about to say by Jamie)
Jamie: Not THAT book! It's the #1 seller!
Raven: (in the audience) Hell yeah!
Brad: Oh my god! You bashed Leena!
Jamie: .. (sweatdrop) .. We needed alittle Leena bashing once in a while.
Max: There's always a first anyway... What would happen if Zoids: New Century/ 0 met Pokemon.
Jamie: (as Bit and Liger Zero) Strike Laser Claw!
Brad: (as Mewtwo)(raises his hands forward and explodes the Liger) (as Pikachu) Pika (sneezes)
Jamie: (flies off) Looks like I'm blasting off!
Brad: (as Ash) You did it Pikachu! And it's all because of friendship!
Max: Things you would say that would be censored out by a machine.
Jamie: I always dreamed of (bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep). Don't you?
Max: What's inside Leena's cookie jar other than cookies.
Brad: (looks in jar and pulls out something) Ambient's head?
Hiltz: (from distance) NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Max: Pairings in Zoids that just seem to die out in a week.
Jamie: I was thinking of making Vega/Leena Lemon. (B/L fans get disguisted) You see in this fic. Vega's going to have a 39 1/2 foot (BUZZ) Hey! They have Raven/Fiona! So why can't I do the same thing!? You're all cruel! (runs backstage crying)
Brad: ... No offense, Max. But it can't be Whose line with one person.
Max: You mean he actually meant that?.. Oh well, we're going to find out who the winner is, after this break.
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Author's note: So what do you think? If I screwed up anything or did anything that you think needs improvement, let me know. Please review.
To anyone who's been badly waiting:
Sorry I haven't updated in a while... a long while. If you should know, I've been busy with other fics (see Return of the Backdraft Group) and school got in the way. I'm only going to do either 2 or 3 more games. So here we go.
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Max: (sniff) (wipes his eyes and starts laughing histerically) I'm sorry folks, the author sounded funny at that point.
Bit: How can you hear him? This is a fic.
Max: Does it matter? Well anyway, I'm not going to be in the other fic for a while, so lets do what everyone's been waiting for (pulls out Ambient's head) Scenes from a Hat.
Hiltz: (from a distance) NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Max: (look at Ambient's head and quickly switches it with a top hat) Scenes from a Hat. (everyone comes down) You see, during the fic, lots and lots of people sent in suggstions for things and we took most of them because the majority for some where just... Let's just start. (pulls out paper) What the performers are thinking right now.
Bit: What the hell took the author so long updating?
Leena: I really got to go on a diet...
Brad: For the last time: If I was an I/M, I would'nt be ALL white, now would I?
Bit: If I got a nickel for every B/L fic on FF.N, I'd be richer than Bill Gates..
Jamie: .. Who the hell is Hiltz?
Bit: I find Naomi to have one sweet ass.. (drools thinking about it)
Leena: No lovin for Bit tonight.
Bit: (goes on his knees) NOOOOOOOO!!!
Max: (laughs at Bit misfortune) Rejected endings for Zoids.
Brad: Which?
Max: .. All 3 seasons.
Brad: (as Hiltz in the Death Saurer) AND NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND I'M GOING TO DESTROY EVERONE AND ANYONE AND .... I don't feel like doing this anymore. I wonder where Ambient is? (walks off)
Bit: (being Van/ Blade Liger) Bring it on Hiltz! (crashes into Leena)
Brad: Oh my God! You crashed Zoid Eve!
Jamie: You bastard!
Bit: (puts his registration thingie in)... (shocked) Haha.. I tricked you.. This isn't the finish line? (throws a tantrum)
Brad: (as Irvine) I think Van and Fiona left and went for find the Zoid Eve. (Bit and Leena make love in the background) I really hope they get Zoid Eve.
Bit: Come on Liger! I know you can do it!
Jamie: (As Vega) Grrr.. Shadow!!!
Brad: (Runs into Jamie, knocking them into Leena)
Max: (chuckles) Oh my God... Unlikely books at the Library they won't let you read.
Jamie: (picks out book) How Vega is the greatest lover in the world... (runs away screaming)
Leena: (reads book) Ambient and Cookies: A good combination...
Brad: (picks out book) How to wear wierd little head things?
Bit: The forbidden book of the million ways to kill (insert your character)..
Jamie: The X Rated Adventures of Reese... (grabs the book and heads to the nearest bathroom)
Bit: Dr. D and Me: A True Love Story? (screams like a girl)
Brad: Why Brad is Cooler than Irvine. (intersted look on his face)
Leena: (picks out book and blows away the dust) Hiltzism: The NEW Satanic Religion.
Max: Ways for Jamie as a baby to be the Wild Eagle.
Bit: (picks up baby) And here's the balcony in our 1000 story tall building. You wanna see the streets? (lifts him over the balcony and over the streets)
Leena: Oh Jamie, time for breast feeding.
(Bit has a jealous look on his face)
Brad: (shows a book to everyone) I bought your favorite book. The X Rated Adventures of Reese.
Max: Right... What happened to Pierce?
Leena: (acts like a Stripper in front of Bit and Brad)
Bit: I'm glad we came to that agreement, huh, Sanders?
Brad: Sure thing, Stigma.
Bit: (badly beats him to the ground) You call me sir, Sanders! Sir! (stomps on him relentlessly)
Leena: Hi! I'm Pierce for Perky's Anonamous.
Max: Messages that were delivered a little too late.
Bit: (runs around jumping) Maxindpogster finally updated! Maxindpogster finally updated!
Max: Movies that wouldn't make the top 10 list.
Jamie: And I'm going to make a movie called the X Rated Adventures of Reese.
Brad: (looks at the sign) "If Raven Ruled the World" Coming to theaters soon..
Leena: (as movie trailer announcer) Punching Bag boy. In theaters this weekend.
Max: Rejected ideas for TV shows.
Jamie: (runs out all excited) Are you ready kids!?
Audience: Aye Aye Capitan!
Jamie: Here it is! The X Rated Adventures of Reese!
Bit: Ok! Everyone together now. (sings) When it comes to Harry we should K-I-L-L!
Brad: (with his hands being Leena's head thing) And I like cupcakes, a pankackes and syrup. MMMMMMM. (buzz) I looooovvvvessssss syrup! (buzz) It's my #1 fetish! (BUZZZZZZZZZZZ)
Leena: Making cookies, With Leena and Ambient's head.
Hiltz: (from distance) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Max: Things a judge would never say.
Bit: .... (clears his throat and reads a paper and prays to God) .. Raven Sucks! (audience starts throwing tomatoes and rotten fruit at him as he run to the backstage)
Max: What you won't hear from the ZBC.
Bit: So what happened, Chief?
Jamie: About that dead body up in the mountains? I knocked that baby up so hard, it wasn't funny. No seriously, it broke to pieces. So let me give you hardcore detail! (BUZZ)
Max: Honestly, I kinda liked the whole X Rated Adventures of Reese thing. What the Blitz team do on their day off.
(All 4 sit on the stair)
Bit: (on the phone) Ok, Cartoon Network. And since you're goign to make this special, call it The Final Four! (audience goes wild)
Max: What Zoid warriors are REALLY thinking while they're in combat.
Leena: Is it me, or does Jamie really have something for that book?
Bit: If I can do all the girls in all 3 seasons at the same time.... (drools thinking about it)
Brad: .. You know. The name Fuzzy Pandas isn't that bad..
Jamie: If you fuse and Organoid into and Ultimate X, what would happen.. Oh (bleep) I lost!
Max: Stupid things to say to a judge.
Bit: (clears his throat and reads a paper and prays to God) .. Raven Sucks! (audience starts throwing tomatoes and rotten fruit at him as he run to the backstage)
Leena: You know, I heard you judges never had any in a while. (winks)
Max: Unimpressive Zoid names.
Bit: I thought of new names for all you Liger fans in the next upcoming interactive fics! (rolls out a giant list of Liger names) So here's the (BUZZ)
Max: How NOT to fly and arial Zoid during battle.
Bit: (sings) When it comes to Harry, we should K-I-L-L!
Jamie: (While flying the Zoid, he plays baseball)
Max: ... (sweatdrop) Things you shouldn't do with jello.
All4: (stuffs jello in their pants and start dancing and spasming)
Max: What Jack Sisco does on his spare time.
Brad: (pulling off his headband) This thing's gotta come off one day!
Max: (laughing) What Tauros really does with his models.
Jamie: Ok! Ok! It's time to tell you the story of (shows book) The X Rated Adventures of Reese!
Bit: (makes them dance) When it comes to Harry we should K-I-L-L!
Leena: Thank goodness you made it Punching Bag boy. (everyone runs to Bit and punches him violently)
Max: What goes on at the Lightning Team's base after battles.
Brad: (still pulling off his headband) Can someone help me!? (Leena and Bit try to pull it off)
Max: What goes on at the Zaber team's base after battles.
Bit: What the hell?! Now you mock us by saying we have a base!? Screw you! (gives the finger and leaves)
Max: (laughs) Things the Backdraft group do in their free time.
Brad: (STILL pulling off his headband with the other helping) It STILL won't come off!!
Max: Stuff you never want to walk in on.
Bit: .. (opens door) HARRY!!!
Brad: (walks in) Oh... Oh! THAT's what they meant by "Riding the Stinger"!
Max: What Leena's thinking about.
Bit: (whistles) Woo man. Did you see Bit? He is soooo sexy. I mean no one can compare with him. And he has the Liger Zero, meaning that he's the coolest person in the world. Yeah I know, everyone wants to be like and all the girls want to do him because of his body glimpse that we got to see in that one episode of Zoids that we say that has him and the Liger Zero being equipped with the third armor: The Panzer unit against Stigma Stoller and the Elephander, which nobody likes. And I figured that nobody likes it because everyone like's Bit's Liger Zero WAY better! (BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ)
(gets beaten up violently by ALL the Harry fans and Harry Champ himself)
Harry: Who we gonna kill now!? Who we gonna kill now! What! (all Harry fans go wild as Harry walks off stage with the Harry fans as The Rock's theme song plays)
Max: .. What the hell happened?... Well I guess that's what happens when you bash a person for long enough throughout a fic. Reasons why some Zoid teams will never make it to class S
Brad: (moves over Bit's unconsious carcass off stage) I'm Irvine... And you must be a real asshole if you're still wondering why I'm not in Class S.
Max: Books by anime characters that will never hit the bestseller list.
Leena: Hey look. It's the X rated- (gets whacked in the head unconciouse with the book she was about to say by Jamie)
Jamie: Not THAT book! It's the #1 seller!
Raven: (in the audience) Hell yeah!
Brad: Oh my god! You bashed Leena!
Jamie: .. (sweatdrop) .. We needed alittle Leena bashing once in a while.
Max: There's always a first anyway... What would happen if Zoids: New Century/ 0 met Pokemon.
Jamie: (as Bit and Liger Zero) Strike Laser Claw!
Brad: (as Mewtwo)(raises his hands forward and explodes the Liger) (as Pikachu) Pika (sneezes)
Jamie: (flies off) Looks like I'm blasting off!
Brad: (as Ash) You did it Pikachu! And it's all because of friendship!
Max: Things you would say that would be censored out by a machine.
Jamie: I always dreamed of (bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep). Don't you?
Max: What's inside Leena's cookie jar other than cookies.
Brad: (looks in jar and pulls out something) Ambient's head?
Hiltz: (from distance) NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Max: Pairings in Zoids that just seem to die out in a week.
Jamie: I was thinking of making Vega/Leena Lemon. (B/L fans get disguisted) You see in this fic. Vega's going to have a 39 1/2 foot (BUZZ) Hey! They have Raven/Fiona! So why can't I do the same thing!? You're all cruel! (runs backstage crying)
Brad: ... No offense, Max. But it can't be Whose line with one person.
Max: You mean he actually meant that?.. Oh well, we're going to find out who the winner is, after this break.
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Author's note: So what do you think? If I screwed up anything or did anything that you think needs improvement, let me know. Please review.