[disclaimer :: no I don't own this cast. J.K. Rowling does!! *claps for j.k.r.* she's brilliant eh?]
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CHAPTER UNO // er- teletubby?
"One day in one hundred acre woods there were two pot smoking-" The author said cheerily as she got cut off by a little boy in glasses.
"shove it" the little boy said with a glare.
"Hey I control you!" The author yelled.
The little boy [harry potter] had turned into a yellow monkey.
"AHH IT'S A MONKEY!" Ron yelled as he started running in circles and waving his arms around frantically.
Author: Har Har Har ^__^
Harry turned into himself again.
"You're frookin good" harry said to the author.
"WHEEEE" Hermione yelled as she rolled around on a tricycle.
Soon after that Ron got hungry.
"I'm hungry," ron stated.
The three plopped on their broomsticks but had no idea what would happen next.
And wouldn't you know it, it begins to rain macaroni.
"That's something you don't see everyday," said Harry looking in awe at the flying bits of macaroni.
"How am I suppose to fly through a storm of macaroni?" Ron said as he started choking on macaroni that flew in his mouth.
Ron: "gurgle, gurgle"
"oh no I think ron is dying." Hermione said dryly.
"Let's try a spell!" Harry said ecstatically.
"bippity-bobbity-boo!" harry yelled as he pointed his wand at Ron.
Ron started doing and Irish dance on his broom stick.
"I didn't know you liked Irish dancers Potter.." said a voice from.. somewhere
"AHH IT'S DRACO RUN" Hermione shouted as she flew really fast and hid behind a mailbox
"Brilliant Hermione just make him mad why don't you?" Harry said as he scowled at hermione.
While Ron was irish dancing Draco decided that he was cold.
"It's cold… brr" Draco said while wrapping his arms around himself.
"He scares me Harry make the bad man stop looking at me!" Ron said as flew to where hermione was hiding.
"What are you all doing out in this macaroni storm?" Seamus said while he, Dean and Neville flew up to them.
"We're supposably going out to eat." Hermione said after she came out from behind the mailbox.
"Well lick a curly fry, so are we!" Dean announced.
"Let's all go together!!" Draco shrilled.
"YEAH!" Hermione said as she hugged Draco.
Soon after a big purple teletubby started flying after the crew in a bath towel.
"ohmigawd we're all gunna die!" Ron shouted.
"Look over there!" Harry said pointing to a bathtub on the ground.
Two Teletubbies were in it. They were yellow and green.
"AHHHH ATTACK OF THE TELETUBBIES!" Neville screamed.
"Look over there! ANOTHER ONE!" Dean yelled as he pointed to a red teletubby in a toilet flying around.
Hermione was blabbering on about teletubbies and was suddenly hit by a speeding coat rack.
"It wasn't me!" Neville yelled as he dropped 3 coats and a hat to fall to the..
"why isn't there a ground?" Ron said looking weary.
"God got mad at us for running from the attacking teletubbies?" Seamus suggested.
"Oh well!" They all said in unison.
"If we die Hermione.. I love you" Neville said to hermione.
"go away" hermione said scowling at Neville.
"It was worth a try.." Neville said staring at the ground. That wasn't there.
"Hey what's that?" Dean said pointing to a little planet looking thingy.
"It's a little planet looking thingy!" Ron stated.
"wow I would've never guessed." Harry said dimly.
Soon they were on a little planet.
"I think we're in the middle ages." Hermione stated.
"Lookie over here guys!" Dean said.
"Bloody hell Dean found a giant fuzzy caterpillar!" Ron yelled in joy.
They all jumped on the fuzzy caterpillar.
"WHEE!" Neville yelled and threw his arms in the air.
They were going about 1.3 m/h
"I could walk faster than this caterpillar running." Draco said as he jumped off of the big, fuzzy caterpillar.
They all jumped off of the caterpillar after Draco did and then walked into a restaurant.
"YAY FOOD!" Ron screamed. Suddenly he had heart attack.
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[a.n :: wasn't that glorious?? Har Har do read/review ^__^]