[a.n :: Alright this chapter is kinda short.. but it was fun ^__^ yes fun chappie]

[disclaimer :: If I owned JK Rowling.. Then would I own Harry Potter?]

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CHAPTER TEW // *pokes a hobbit*

"How cute," Hermione said flushed. "Ron's dead."

"Yeah I know isn't it nice?" Draco smiled.

"LICK ME HOBBIT" Harry yelled as he ran around in circles with a toaster on his head.

"Are you calling me a hobbit?" Draco said confused.

They all turned and looked at Harry, besides ron whom was twitching everywhere. Harry was being attacked by a little hobbit with black curly hair.

"Eeeee!" another fat hobbit yelled as he jumped on Harry.

Soon a hot elf appeared.

"Go away you curly headed little rodents!" The hot elf yelled to the hobbits.

"wow thanks hot elf" Harry said.

"anytime kid" the hot elf put on a car salesman's voice and face and patted Harry on the head where his toaster was sitting.

Suddenly a little bell went ding dong.

Little bell: "DING DONG!"

"LUNCH TIME" the hot elf yelled and scurried off.

All of a sudden hobbits started crowding into the restaurant. They were loon hobbits I tell you.

"Oh dear they're gunna eat us." Neville said while waving his arms in the air.

"Sheeee woooore annnn ITSY BITSY, TINY WEENIE, YELLOW POLKADOT BAKINI" Draco sang as he started running around the restaurant and throwing plastic cups at hobbits.

Hobbit go "meep meep!"

"Wow hobbits are sexy." Ginny said as she popped in through a door in the restaurant.

"AH this place is freakin psycho let's go to Chinatown" Harry said as he made his way to the door.

A big tree: "and Chinatown in Britain will be less psycho how?"

Hobbit -whom-loves-Ron: "NEVER!"

The hobbit grabs Ron's leg and cuddles up with it.

Hobbit -whom-loves-ron: "I'M GOING TO KEEP YOU AND CALL YOU FREDFORT"

"Oh well aren't you Special Ed" Seamus said to the Hobbit who was now humping Ron's leg.

"Great OKAY isn't there a law against this? GET A ROOM!" Dean yelled. He was making cookies with pink and purple icing.

Hobbit go: "yum yum"

Neville was in a corner with a VERY small hobbit. He bent down and poked it in the eye.

After 500,289 pokes later the midget hobbit (if there is such a thing as any living object being that short) decided to run away.

"I think it died" Harry said as he lifted a toaster he threw at the hobbit-whom-USED-TO-love-ron.

"Good job Harry" Seamus said he he pouted on the floor. "Now they're all going to burn us a rip out our tongues and eat our juicy appendixes and dance around our bodies I the moonlight and-"

"ALIGHT that's enough" Hermione yelled.

Hobbit sings the song "Dancing in the Moonlight"

Ginny poked the dead hobbit and the hobbit shot up and sang "la la la la la, it goes around the world just la la la la la." And then it died again.

Then Ginny poked it again. And again. And again.

"Alright now it's time to go." Draco said while throwing tortillas chips at a little hobbit that was dancing.

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[A.N :: What a chapter lol. I'll try to make the future one's longer. My internet is out right now so I have nothing to do besides WRITE!]