Sum of All Numbers Scene 4
Clark, Popcorn, and Ultimate
Clark Johnson and Dib are making their way through the theater. They stop in front of the double-doors of the 4th room. Clark turns to Dib and pushes him behind a trash can
Clark: Dib, I want you to stay out here and watch for guards. I'm going in to diffuse the bomb.
Dib: How will you know where it is?
Clark: Pulls something out of fanny pack. Holds it up. Looks like a stopwatch with a radar instead of a clock With my Government-Issued Explosive and Teddy Bear Residue/Radiation Detection Device!
Dib: Okay. I guess that KIND OF makes sense. Clark starts heading for the doors to the room By the way, Clark, why are you wearing a wetsuit?
Clark: My other suits are at the dry cleaners.
Dib: So why not wear NORMAL clothes?
Clark: Government requires you wear a suit of some kind. Enough questions! Our time is short!
Clark slides through the doorway. He puts on a pair of night-vision goggles. The theater is empty, but the movie's still showing. View changes to him lurking and looking at the radar. The radar is beeping steadily, like a heartbeat. As he walks down the aisle carefully, his boots crush some popcorn. He looks down at the floor, covered in nasty sticky combinations of gum, spilled soda, and popcorn, and then continues on. The beeping starts getting faster. He comes to a seat; the beeping becomes one long stream. Clark looks under it and sees an explosive device attached to the underside. Using a screwdriver, he removes the exterior shell, revealing countless colored wires and a quiet humming noise. He pulls out a small pair of wire cutters, and sorts through the wires. He brings the cutters in, pushes them past the net of wires, and pushes a smiley-face button with them. The bomb whirs for a second, and then is silent. Standing back up, he turns just in time to see two ushers standing with Glowy-Rods waving them at him. They are both pimpley, and talk in voices continually cracking
Usher 1: You're not supposed to be in here!
Usher 2: This room is closed!
Clark: Somehow not understanding them **Under his breath** Can't speak usherian.
Usher 1: Waving his Glowy-Rod menacingly Are you listening to us scuba- man?
Clark: Puts hands behind his head, still gripping the cutters Guess I'll have to try and take them both at once.
Dib comes up behind them
Dib: Clark! Did you disarm the bomb?
The ushers look at Dib, who is also holding a Glowy-Rod
Clark: Yeah. Can you speak usherian?
Dib: What?
Clark: Can you speak the language of the usher?
Dib: Of course I can! So can you!
Clark: Dib, I never took Usherian Linguistics!
Dib: WHA... Deciding not to waste his breath Forget it. Turning to the ushers My friend and I were just on our way out if you don't mind.
Usher 2: We'll have to report you to the Theater Manager!
Dib waves his Glowy-Rod at them
Dib: Come ON Clark!
Clark circles around the ushers carefully, stopping at Dib's side
Clark: Get their shoes.
Dib: What?
Clark: Get their shoes! They'll be unable to follow us barefooted over the nasty, sticky floor.
Several seconds later Dib and Clark exit the screen room, holding two pairs of sneakers. They toss them by the door
Dib: What now, Clark?
Clark: Isn't it obvious? We must await the next riddle.
They walk out of the theater and sit down on a bench outside. Clark pulls a juice box out of his fanny pack and starts sucking on it
Dib: Hey, where'd Toby go anyway?
Scene changes to Toby standing cheering in what appears to be a football stadium. However, down on the field a heated Ultimate Frisbee tournament is in progress. Mr. President Man is in the audience with Secret Service guys all around, holding one finger in their ear and talking to their coat collar. View changes to the Frisbee, flying through the air. On the underside, a small blinking red light can be seen. Serious badness music plays
Clark, Popcorn, and Ultimate
Clark Johnson and Dib are making their way through the theater. They stop in front of the double-doors of the 4th room. Clark turns to Dib and pushes him behind a trash can
Clark: Dib, I want you to stay out here and watch for guards. I'm going in to diffuse the bomb.
Dib: How will you know where it is?
Clark: Pulls something out of fanny pack. Holds it up. Looks like a stopwatch with a radar instead of a clock With my Government-Issued Explosive and Teddy Bear Residue/Radiation Detection Device!
Dib: Okay. I guess that KIND OF makes sense. Clark starts heading for the doors to the room By the way, Clark, why are you wearing a wetsuit?
Clark: My other suits are at the dry cleaners.
Dib: So why not wear NORMAL clothes?
Clark: Government requires you wear a suit of some kind. Enough questions! Our time is short!
Clark slides through the doorway. He puts on a pair of night-vision goggles. The theater is empty, but the movie's still showing. View changes to him lurking and looking at the radar. The radar is beeping steadily, like a heartbeat. As he walks down the aisle carefully, his boots crush some popcorn. He looks down at the floor, covered in nasty sticky combinations of gum, spilled soda, and popcorn, and then continues on. The beeping starts getting faster. He comes to a seat; the beeping becomes one long stream. Clark looks under it and sees an explosive device attached to the underside. Using a screwdriver, he removes the exterior shell, revealing countless colored wires and a quiet humming noise. He pulls out a small pair of wire cutters, and sorts through the wires. He brings the cutters in, pushes them past the net of wires, and pushes a smiley-face button with them. The bomb whirs for a second, and then is silent. Standing back up, he turns just in time to see two ushers standing with Glowy-Rods waving them at him. They are both pimpley, and talk in voices continually cracking
Usher 1: You're not supposed to be in here!
Usher 2: This room is closed!
Clark: Somehow not understanding them **Under his breath** Can't speak usherian.
Usher 1: Waving his Glowy-Rod menacingly Are you listening to us scuba- man?
Clark: Puts hands behind his head, still gripping the cutters Guess I'll have to try and take them both at once.
Dib comes up behind them
Dib: Clark! Did you disarm the bomb?
The ushers look at Dib, who is also holding a Glowy-Rod
Clark: Yeah. Can you speak usherian?
Dib: What?
Clark: Can you speak the language of the usher?
Dib: Of course I can! So can you!
Clark: Dib, I never took Usherian Linguistics!
Dib: WHA... Deciding not to waste his breath Forget it. Turning to the ushers My friend and I were just on our way out if you don't mind.
Usher 2: We'll have to report you to the Theater Manager!
Dib waves his Glowy-Rod at them
Dib: Come ON Clark!
Clark circles around the ushers carefully, stopping at Dib's side
Clark: Get their shoes.
Dib: What?
Clark: Get their shoes! They'll be unable to follow us barefooted over the nasty, sticky floor.
Several seconds later Dib and Clark exit the screen room, holding two pairs of sneakers. They toss them by the door
Dib: What now, Clark?
Clark: Isn't it obvious? We must await the next riddle.
They walk out of the theater and sit down on a bench outside. Clark pulls a juice box out of his fanny pack and starts sucking on it
Dib: Hey, where'd Toby go anyway?
Scene changes to Toby standing cheering in what appears to be a football stadium. However, down on the field a heated Ultimate Frisbee tournament is in progress. Mr. President Man is in the audience with Secret Service guys all around, holding one finger in their ear and talking to their coat collar. View changes to the Frisbee, flying through the air. On the underside, a small blinking red light can be seen. Serious badness music plays