I Dare You!
Chapter 4: Hearts and Flowers
As Kagome walked to her next class with Sango as she tried to figure out what devilish plot Inuyasha had come up with to get her back. She open the door expecting laughter or flying objects, when nothing happened she inched into the classroom looking suspiciously at Inuyasha.
That was when she noticed Inuyasha and Miroku were both dressed in tuxedos. Looking around the class she noticed that every one else was dressed normally. She wondered what they were up to.
She was about to take her seat when a uniformed deliveryman came into the classroom yelling. "Delivery for Kagome Higurashi!"
Kagome walked cautiously to the door to identify herself. The deliveryman handed her a box of chocolates and flowers. She looked at Inuyasha as she returned to her desk, searching for a sign that these gifts were really part of his revenge. Seeing only a slight colour high on his cheeks she opened the card on the flowers and read.
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Honey is sweet
But not as sweet as you
Love: Miroku"
She blushed hotly, glancing at Miroku she considered murder. Curiosity overcoming her need for blood she reached for the card of the chocolates. Before she could open the card Sango snatched the card from her hand. She jumped on her desk reading the card dramatically to the class.
"Thou art as glorious to this night being o'er my head
As is a winged messenger of heaven
Unto the white-upturned wond'ring eyes
Of mortals that fall back to gaze on him
When he bestrides the lazy-pacing clouds
And sails upon the bosom of the air.
With all my love: Inuyasha"
The room was silent every one watching Inuyasha and Kagome, waiting to see what would happen. Sango broke the silence first. "I thought you hated him!"
Kagome stood behind her desk becoming angrier and angrier, she advanced upon the cowering Inuyasha. She grabbed the closest available blunt object and started to bang Inuyasha on the head. The hole puncher left little dent in his head that quickly became large bumps. Inuyasha tried to cover his face, fearing to lift his head up in case Kagome started to hit him in the face.
Kagome picked Inuyasha up by the scruff of his shirt and threw him out the conveniently open window. The timid teacher look fearfully at his class, unsure of their temperament. He quickly rushed out of the class muttering something about photocopies.
All through the next hour deliverymen, carrier pigeons, phone calls and telegrams arrived for Kagome. Miroku soon suffered the same fate as Inuyasha had a few minutes earlier.
By the last ten minutes of the class she had a huge pile of stuffed animals, chocolates, candy and flowers.
When the bell rung Kagome left everything at her desk except for a little stuffed bear holding a heart. The bear had been the only thing given to her that had not come with a card. It was also the only thing that was not really ugly in her opinion
***Outside***
Miroku lay twitching on the ground moaning about crazy women, he thought he heard a mumbling sound but he just thought is was part of the ringing in his ears. After a few hours he stumbled to his feet using a stick to limp home. Inuyasha was left flattened out cursing everything possible.
Sesshomaru walked up to Inuyasha laughing softly. "Didn't your plan work out? Awww poor Inu-baby! Shot down! Are you even alive? You look like you could use some of this." He said as he patted his pocket.
Inuyasha summoned enough strength to lift his head. "Get away from me you shifty drug dealer!!!"
Wincing Inuyasha sat up. He used the side of the building to stand up checking to see if anything was broken. He limped to Sesshomaru's car, all the while thinking of another strategy to win Kagome over. Sesshomaru got in the drivers seat realizing that to bug Inuyasha anymore would be suicide, he was deep in thought.
Sesshomaru had to admit his clever plan was working out not quite how he planned. It was still very, very amusing. He couldn't wait to see what happened.
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I like those stars better! Much more fun. Anyways...that little poemy thing that Inuyasha gives to Kagome is actually a little part out of Romeo and Juliet. I was writing this in my English class and I was just at that part when were where doing the balcony scene. Perfect! THANK YOU to all those who reviewed! I love you all!!! (riiiiiight so bye!)
Chapter 4: Hearts and Flowers
As Kagome walked to her next class with Sango as she tried to figure out what devilish plot Inuyasha had come up with to get her back. She open the door expecting laughter or flying objects, when nothing happened she inched into the classroom looking suspiciously at Inuyasha.
That was when she noticed Inuyasha and Miroku were both dressed in tuxedos. Looking around the class she noticed that every one else was dressed normally. She wondered what they were up to.
She was about to take her seat when a uniformed deliveryman came into the classroom yelling. "Delivery for Kagome Higurashi!"
Kagome walked cautiously to the door to identify herself. The deliveryman handed her a box of chocolates and flowers. She looked at Inuyasha as she returned to her desk, searching for a sign that these gifts were really part of his revenge. Seeing only a slight colour high on his cheeks she opened the card on the flowers and read.
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Honey is sweet
But not as sweet as you
Love: Miroku"
She blushed hotly, glancing at Miroku she considered murder. Curiosity overcoming her need for blood she reached for the card of the chocolates. Before she could open the card Sango snatched the card from her hand. She jumped on her desk reading the card dramatically to the class.
"Thou art as glorious to this night being o'er my head
As is a winged messenger of heaven
Unto the white-upturned wond'ring eyes
Of mortals that fall back to gaze on him
When he bestrides the lazy-pacing clouds
And sails upon the bosom of the air.
With all my love: Inuyasha"
The room was silent every one watching Inuyasha and Kagome, waiting to see what would happen. Sango broke the silence first. "I thought you hated him!"
Kagome stood behind her desk becoming angrier and angrier, she advanced upon the cowering Inuyasha. She grabbed the closest available blunt object and started to bang Inuyasha on the head. The hole puncher left little dent in his head that quickly became large bumps. Inuyasha tried to cover his face, fearing to lift his head up in case Kagome started to hit him in the face.
Kagome picked Inuyasha up by the scruff of his shirt and threw him out the conveniently open window. The timid teacher look fearfully at his class, unsure of their temperament. He quickly rushed out of the class muttering something about photocopies.
All through the next hour deliverymen, carrier pigeons, phone calls and telegrams arrived for Kagome. Miroku soon suffered the same fate as Inuyasha had a few minutes earlier.
By the last ten minutes of the class she had a huge pile of stuffed animals, chocolates, candy and flowers.
When the bell rung Kagome left everything at her desk except for a little stuffed bear holding a heart. The bear had been the only thing given to her that had not come with a card. It was also the only thing that was not really ugly in her opinion
***Outside***
Miroku lay twitching on the ground moaning about crazy women, he thought he heard a mumbling sound but he just thought is was part of the ringing in his ears. After a few hours he stumbled to his feet using a stick to limp home. Inuyasha was left flattened out cursing everything possible.
Sesshomaru walked up to Inuyasha laughing softly. "Didn't your plan work out? Awww poor Inu-baby! Shot down! Are you even alive? You look like you could use some of this." He said as he patted his pocket.
Inuyasha summoned enough strength to lift his head. "Get away from me you shifty drug dealer!!!"
Wincing Inuyasha sat up. He used the side of the building to stand up checking to see if anything was broken. He limped to Sesshomaru's car, all the while thinking of another strategy to win Kagome over. Sesshomaru got in the drivers seat realizing that to bug Inuyasha anymore would be suicide, he was deep in thought.
Sesshomaru had to admit his clever plan was working out not quite how he planned. It was still very, very amusing. He couldn't wait to see what happened.
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I like those stars better! Much more fun. Anyways...that little poemy thing that Inuyasha gives to Kagome is actually a little part out of Romeo and Juliet. I was writing this in my English class and I was just at that part when were where doing the balcony scene. Perfect! THANK YOU to all those who reviewed! I love you all!!! (riiiiiight so bye!)