I Dare You!
Chapter 5: Alcohol
Kagome lay in bed, the sunlight streamed into her eyes. She groaned turning away from the window muttering to herself. "Must have forgotten to close blinds. Ugh!"
Kagome really really didn't want to go to school. Please not another day of gifts arriving every two minutes. She looked down to the little bear in her arms, wondering who gave it to her.
She knew she had to go to school, missing both a math and science test would be disastrous to her already low marks.
Kagome grabbed a jean skirt and a red sweater from her closet. She was just finished getting dressed when Kikyo barged into her room. Kikyo froze in surprise. What the hell was she doing up this early?
Kagome looked at Kikyo asking with false sweetness. "Yes?"
Kikyo asked suspiciously. "Are you feeling alright?"
Kagome glared at Kikyo. "I'd feel a whole lot better if you'd get out of my room!"
Kikyo wisely backed out of Kagome's room, closing the door behind her.
***At School***
Kagome and Sango rushed to get to their class before the bell rung. It rung just before Sango and Kagome could hurry into their math classroom. They walked in the door looking for the teacher to see if she would send them to the office. They glanced to the front of the class only to find the principal standing in the place of their teacher. Mr. Yamamoto ushered the girls into the class chastising them for being late. He signaled to the class to quiet down and started the speech they had all heard five or six times each year since grade eight. "Ladies and Gentlemen, you all know what it is to be new to this school. To be alone, without any friends. I expect you all to be kind to this new student from Italy. His name is Shippo. Everyone looked for this alleged student but they couldn't find him. Kagome and Sango! Why don't you two show him around? He is-"
A small figure leapt onto the front set desks startling the guys sitting there. It looked like a very small boy with a fox tail and feet. Little fox ears poked out of his hair. The little midget-Shippo presumably-started dancing the cancan and singing in a high voice.
"Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party-time necessity
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
O Alcohol, I still drink to your health
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Forget the caffe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea
A Malibu and Coke for you, a GT for me
Alcohol, Your songs resolve like
my life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill
I thought that Alcohol was just for those with
nothing else to do
I thought that drinking just to get drunk
was a waste of precious booze
But now I know that there's a time
and there's a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between
self-control and self-abuse "
Shippo fell on his back with swirly eyes hiccupping loudly. The principal smiled nervously at Shippo, just knowing this little fox demon would be a problem. He strode out of the class waving cheerily to the students sitting dumbly in their chairs.
Shippo suddenly woke up, smiling to the class he pranced to an empty seat in front of Kagome and Sango. Turning to face the surprised girls Shippo stuck out his hand. Kagome recovered first, she smiled as she shook Shippo's hand and introduced herself. Sango followed suite, soon the three of them were laughing hilariously like old friends.
Inuyasha looked at the new student, he felt an inexplicable hate for him. Shippo could make Kagome laugh so easily. The only way Kagome ever looked at him was with hate and anger. He was jealous- No! That couldn't be it! They were just annoying. He needed to win this bet! It was driving him insane! He needed a new idea before Miroku- Then he noticed that Miroku hadn't came to school that morning. He started to grow more and more suspicious.
At that moment Miroku burst into the classroom wearing a medieval outfit complete with puffy pants, tights, slippers, a tunic and a hat. He walked to the aisle beside Kagome's desk and kneeled. He smiled and said. "My Lady. I will be your troubadour!."
He pulled a mandolin out of nowhere and began to sing a revoltingly sweet love song. Kagome looked at Miroku in horror, thinking over and over. Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!
Kagome pulled her fist back to take a swing at Miroku's face. Before she could hit Miroku, he fell to the ground unconscious. Behind him stood Inuyasha with his fist still clenched. He stared at Kagome for a few seconds blushing visibly. "Feh! Pervert!" He said confidently the blush gone. "That'll teach him!"
Kagome managed to glare at both Miroku and Inuyasha before stomping out of the classroom. After a moments hesitation Inuyasha followed slamming the door after him. Leaving the rest of the class stunned. Shippo tugged on Sango's sleeve. "Shouldn't we help that guy?" He asked pointing to the unfortunate Miroku.
Sango sighed, moving cautiously to stand beside the apparently dead Miroku. She reached down to poke him with her finger, waiting for the tell-tale sign that he was alive. Feeling nothing, Sango bent down. "Miroku? Are you alright?" She asked worriedly.
A groping hand came to rest caressingly on her bottom. Sango ripped the leg off a nearby desk and hit Miroku straight on the head. The bell rung, everyone rushed out of the classroom leaving Miroku alone, lying on the floor in pain.
***In a Deserted Hallway***
Inuyasha hurried down the hallway looking for Kagome. He saw her leaning against the locker with her head down. Inuyasha called to her and when she turned to face him he suddenly felt very nervous. He walked up to her standing close. "Kagome, I need to ask you something."
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So another chapter finally done! A lot of people say that Kagome is really vicious. I've gotta say that its probably a reflection on my own character. I am quite violent so it amuses me to make Kagome little...temperamental. THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!! The song Shippo sings is: The Alcohol Song -by the Barenaked Ladies
Chapter 5: Alcohol
Kagome lay in bed, the sunlight streamed into her eyes. She groaned turning away from the window muttering to herself. "Must have forgotten to close blinds. Ugh!"
Kagome really really didn't want to go to school. Please not another day of gifts arriving every two minutes. She looked down to the little bear in her arms, wondering who gave it to her.
She knew she had to go to school, missing both a math and science test would be disastrous to her already low marks.
Kagome grabbed a jean skirt and a red sweater from her closet. She was just finished getting dressed when Kikyo barged into her room. Kikyo froze in surprise. What the hell was she doing up this early?
Kagome looked at Kikyo asking with false sweetness. "Yes?"
Kikyo asked suspiciously. "Are you feeling alright?"
Kagome glared at Kikyo. "I'd feel a whole lot better if you'd get out of my room!"
Kikyo wisely backed out of Kagome's room, closing the door behind her.
***At School***
Kagome and Sango rushed to get to their class before the bell rung. It rung just before Sango and Kagome could hurry into their math classroom. They walked in the door looking for the teacher to see if she would send them to the office. They glanced to the front of the class only to find the principal standing in the place of their teacher. Mr. Yamamoto ushered the girls into the class chastising them for being late. He signaled to the class to quiet down and started the speech they had all heard five or six times each year since grade eight. "Ladies and Gentlemen, you all know what it is to be new to this school. To be alone, without any friends. I expect you all to be kind to this new student from Italy. His name is Shippo. Everyone looked for this alleged student but they couldn't find him. Kagome and Sango! Why don't you two show him around? He is-"
A small figure leapt onto the front set desks startling the guys sitting there. It looked like a very small boy with a fox tail and feet. Little fox ears poked out of his hair. The little midget-Shippo presumably-started dancing the cancan and singing in a high voice.
"Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party-time necessity
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
O Alcohol, I still drink to your health
I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Forget the caffe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea
A Malibu and Coke for you, a GT for me
Alcohol, Your songs resolve like
my life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill
I thought that Alcohol was just for those with
nothing else to do
I thought that drinking just to get drunk
was a waste of precious booze
But now I know that there's a time
and there's a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between
self-control and self-abuse "
Shippo fell on his back with swirly eyes hiccupping loudly. The principal smiled nervously at Shippo, just knowing this little fox demon would be a problem. He strode out of the class waving cheerily to the students sitting dumbly in their chairs.
Shippo suddenly woke up, smiling to the class he pranced to an empty seat in front of Kagome and Sango. Turning to face the surprised girls Shippo stuck out his hand. Kagome recovered first, she smiled as she shook Shippo's hand and introduced herself. Sango followed suite, soon the three of them were laughing hilariously like old friends.
Inuyasha looked at the new student, he felt an inexplicable hate for him. Shippo could make Kagome laugh so easily. The only way Kagome ever looked at him was with hate and anger. He was jealous- No! That couldn't be it! They were just annoying. He needed to win this bet! It was driving him insane! He needed a new idea before Miroku- Then he noticed that Miroku hadn't came to school that morning. He started to grow more and more suspicious.
At that moment Miroku burst into the classroom wearing a medieval outfit complete with puffy pants, tights, slippers, a tunic and a hat. He walked to the aisle beside Kagome's desk and kneeled. He smiled and said. "My Lady. I will be your troubadour!."
He pulled a mandolin out of nowhere and began to sing a revoltingly sweet love song. Kagome looked at Miroku in horror, thinking over and over. Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!
Kagome pulled her fist back to take a swing at Miroku's face. Before she could hit Miroku, he fell to the ground unconscious. Behind him stood Inuyasha with his fist still clenched. He stared at Kagome for a few seconds blushing visibly. "Feh! Pervert!" He said confidently the blush gone. "That'll teach him!"
Kagome managed to glare at both Miroku and Inuyasha before stomping out of the classroom. After a moments hesitation Inuyasha followed slamming the door after him. Leaving the rest of the class stunned. Shippo tugged on Sango's sleeve. "Shouldn't we help that guy?" He asked pointing to the unfortunate Miroku.
Sango sighed, moving cautiously to stand beside the apparently dead Miroku. She reached down to poke him with her finger, waiting for the tell-tale sign that he was alive. Feeling nothing, Sango bent down. "Miroku? Are you alright?" She asked worriedly.
A groping hand came to rest caressingly on her bottom. Sango ripped the leg off a nearby desk and hit Miroku straight on the head. The bell rung, everyone rushed out of the classroom leaving Miroku alone, lying on the floor in pain.
***In a Deserted Hallway***
Inuyasha hurried down the hallway looking for Kagome. He saw her leaning against the locker with her head down. Inuyasha called to her and when she turned to face him he suddenly felt very nervous. He walked up to her standing close. "Kagome, I need to ask you something."
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So another chapter finally done! A lot of people say that Kagome is really vicious. I've gotta say that its probably a reflection on my own character. I am quite violent so it amuses me to make Kagome little...temperamental. THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!! The song Shippo sings is: The Alcohol Song -by the Barenaked Ladies
