I Dare You!
Chapter 8: Crouching Couple, Hidden Baby (Ouch that's bad!)
Kagome and Inuyasha followed the waiter to their beautifully set table. The Black Olive was decorated in Mediterranean style, pictures of beautiful scenery and tiles lined the walls. As they were getting seated a strangely dressed couple and their baby came into the restaurant. The woman was blond and dressed in a tacky dress while the man was bald and wearing jeans and a sweater. After a long discussion and a few bills slipped to the waiter they were seated next to Kagome and Inuyasha.
A muffled screaming came from the bundle of blankets in the woman's arms. If Kagome listened carefully she could of sworn she heard. "Help! Kagome! Inuyasha! Help!" Kagome shook her head thinking she must be imagining things.
The bald man looked nervously at the baby. He leaned over to the woman and stage whispered in her ear. "Darling. I think the baby need his bottle."
"Yes husband dear. I'll get it out." Answered his blond wife.
The woman pulled out a baby bottle full of an amber liquid. She shoved it into the baby's mouth and held it there. In two seconds flat the bottle was empty. A couple of minutes later the baby started to hiccup loudly. The whole restaurant stopped eating to stare at the couple. The woman shoved the baby into her husband's arms. "You have to go burp him. Sweetie Pie." She said sweetly.
The man walked to the bathroom, again Kagome thought she heard the bundle singing and babbling something about Sango, Miroku and secret agents. Kagome decided to chalk the whole thing up to nerves.
The waiter returned to Inuyasha and Kagome's table, drawing their attention from the strangely familiar couple. They bother ordered salads and pasta dishes.
When Kagome and Inuyasha looked over to the next table the blond haired lady was gone.
***Hallway to the Washroom***
As Sango walked down the hallway she wondered if she would be reduced to looking in the men's washroom for Miroku. Suddenly a hand grabbed Sango and pulled her into a pitch-black closet. Sango struggled against her assailant but he soon overpowered her.
When Sango stopped moving and trying to scream against the hand on her mouth she realized the man was saying something. "Sango!! It's Miroku! Calm down!" He said over and over.
Sango went limp against Miroku who loosened his hold on her. She slipped down the wall, sitting with her head to her knees. Feeling her heart bear quickly in her chest.
Miroku kneeled down beside Sango, rubbing her back up and down, apologizing for scaring her. Sango regained her composure and explained her panic. "I thought you were some pervert-well you are a pervert but one who is worse then you-and you were going to try and rape me or something."
"Yah, I'm sorry about that. I didn't want anyone to find us." Miroku answered as her scratched his itchy bald wig.
Sango looked up into Miroku's face, startled by the sincerity. "You're so sweet right now, what's with that?" She couldn't resist asking.
Miroku looked startled by the directness of the question. He sighed sitting down cross-legged across from Sango.
"I am unsure of myself around women so I act perverted to make up for my feeling of insufficient manliness." Miroku explained as if he had said this all before.
"Really?" Sango said disbelievingly.
"Well, that's what my shrink says anyways."
Sango blinked at Miroku, deciding to pursue that later when they weren't in a small dark closet. "How's Shippo?" She asked purposely changing the subject.
Looking relieved Miroku got up and walked the two steps to the opposite wall. He picked up a box and brought it back to Sango. He opened the top flaps to revel a bundle of blankets. Miroku pulled the blanket to revel a semi-drunk and very upset Shippo.
Shippo struggled to get out of the blanket and stood in front of Sango and Miroku his tail bristling. He yelled as loud as her could. "You said we were gonna follow them. You never said anything about wrapping me in blankets and drowning me in booze. I have half a mind to go out there and tell Kagome every-"
Shippo was cut off as Miroku broke a bottle of tomato sauce over Shippo's head. The sauce dripped down his face as Shippo fell on the ground with a huge bump on his head and swirly eyes.
Miroku looked at Sango and they both shrugged. They huddled in close to make their plans. Sango was just starting to be impressed by Miroku's restrain when she felt a light touch on her bottom.
They both froze as the door open and light fell upon the crouching couple. A figure stood in the doorway unrecognizable in the bright light.
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THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEWS! I'm past one hundred and I have to say I'm very very impressed. Sniff Sniff. (weeping uncontrolled in happiness.) This chapter is short but I'm too lazy to type up anymore today. Wahhhh! I hate typing! Almost....Happy New Year! (tomorrow)
Chapter 8: Crouching Couple, Hidden Baby (Ouch that's bad!)
Kagome and Inuyasha followed the waiter to their beautifully set table. The Black Olive was decorated in Mediterranean style, pictures of beautiful scenery and tiles lined the walls. As they were getting seated a strangely dressed couple and their baby came into the restaurant. The woman was blond and dressed in a tacky dress while the man was bald and wearing jeans and a sweater. After a long discussion and a few bills slipped to the waiter they were seated next to Kagome and Inuyasha.
A muffled screaming came from the bundle of blankets in the woman's arms. If Kagome listened carefully she could of sworn she heard. "Help! Kagome! Inuyasha! Help!" Kagome shook her head thinking she must be imagining things.
The bald man looked nervously at the baby. He leaned over to the woman and stage whispered in her ear. "Darling. I think the baby need his bottle."
"Yes husband dear. I'll get it out." Answered his blond wife.
The woman pulled out a baby bottle full of an amber liquid. She shoved it into the baby's mouth and held it there. In two seconds flat the bottle was empty. A couple of minutes later the baby started to hiccup loudly. The whole restaurant stopped eating to stare at the couple. The woman shoved the baby into her husband's arms. "You have to go burp him. Sweetie Pie." She said sweetly.
The man walked to the bathroom, again Kagome thought she heard the bundle singing and babbling something about Sango, Miroku and secret agents. Kagome decided to chalk the whole thing up to nerves.
The waiter returned to Inuyasha and Kagome's table, drawing their attention from the strangely familiar couple. They bother ordered salads and pasta dishes.
When Kagome and Inuyasha looked over to the next table the blond haired lady was gone.
***Hallway to the Washroom***
As Sango walked down the hallway she wondered if she would be reduced to looking in the men's washroom for Miroku. Suddenly a hand grabbed Sango and pulled her into a pitch-black closet. Sango struggled against her assailant but he soon overpowered her.
When Sango stopped moving and trying to scream against the hand on her mouth she realized the man was saying something. "Sango!! It's Miroku! Calm down!" He said over and over.
Sango went limp against Miroku who loosened his hold on her. She slipped down the wall, sitting with her head to her knees. Feeling her heart bear quickly in her chest.
Miroku kneeled down beside Sango, rubbing her back up and down, apologizing for scaring her. Sango regained her composure and explained her panic. "I thought you were some pervert-well you are a pervert but one who is worse then you-and you were going to try and rape me or something."
"Yah, I'm sorry about that. I didn't want anyone to find us." Miroku answered as her scratched his itchy bald wig.
Sango looked up into Miroku's face, startled by the sincerity. "You're so sweet right now, what's with that?" She couldn't resist asking.
Miroku looked startled by the directness of the question. He sighed sitting down cross-legged across from Sango.
"I am unsure of myself around women so I act perverted to make up for my feeling of insufficient manliness." Miroku explained as if he had said this all before.
"Really?" Sango said disbelievingly.
"Well, that's what my shrink says anyways."
Sango blinked at Miroku, deciding to pursue that later when they weren't in a small dark closet. "How's Shippo?" She asked purposely changing the subject.
Looking relieved Miroku got up and walked the two steps to the opposite wall. He picked up a box and brought it back to Sango. He opened the top flaps to revel a bundle of blankets. Miroku pulled the blanket to revel a semi-drunk and very upset Shippo.
Shippo struggled to get out of the blanket and stood in front of Sango and Miroku his tail bristling. He yelled as loud as her could. "You said we were gonna follow them. You never said anything about wrapping me in blankets and drowning me in booze. I have half a mind to go out there and tell Kagome every-"
Shippo was cut off as Miroku broke a bottle of tomato sauce over Shippo's head. The sauce dripped down his face as Shippo fell on the ground with a huge bump on his head and swirly eyes.
Miroku looked at Sango and they both shrugged. They huddled in close to make their plans. Sango was just starting to be impressed by Miroku's restrain when she felt a light touch on her bottom.
They both froze as the door open and light fell upon the crouching couple. A figure stood in the doorway unrecognizable in the bright light.
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THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEWS! I'm past one hundred and I have to say I'm very very impressed. Sniff Sniff. (weeping uncontrolled in happiness.) This chapter is short but I'm too lazy to type up anymore today. Wahhhh! I hate typing! Almost....Happy New Year! (tomorrow)