"That did not just happen to me!" Lizard giggled into her phone. I hate teenagers. "Get out my face, bird brain."

I walk downstairs to see what's for dinner.

"Matt, did you finish your homework?"

No, Mom, I did not finish my homework.

"I'll get to it later."

"You'll get to it now. Go." She scoots me out of there.

"Matt! What did you do the lawn!" Dad yells.

I walk into the backyard. Oh, that.

"I was...."

What was I doing?

"Just clean it up."

I do.

"Mom, I'm going over to Lanny's to study!" Were not going to study.

I ride my bike to Lanny's.

And he says nothing.