Disclaimer: I do not own rights to Chrono Cross *sob* WHY!?!?!? WHY!?!?!?
*koff koff* Anywho, so for this story, ummm. there is this winter party
ball thingy and the whole world wants Serge to go with them. Okay!!!
ENOUGH WITH THE INFO AND ONTO THE FIC!!!
Serge sat peacefully on the edge of the dock in Arni village. No troubles, no worries no-
"SEEEEEEERRRRRRGGEEEEE!!!! I HAVE AN IDEAAAAAAAAA!!!" -Janice. Serge sighed. 'When will that freaky bunny girl shut up?' he thought.
"OI!!!! SHUT YER TRAP JANICE!!! HEY SERGE!!!!" *Sigh* here comes Kid.. " SERGE!!! YOU SAID YOU WOULD HELP ME BABYSIT!!!" And Leena.
" MONSIEUR!!! MON ONDATRA FAIT AUX LE FLAN!!!" And Harle?!?!
Serge could see a stampede gathering and plowing aside anybody who came in the way. The futile call of an old lady reached his ears.
"Remember, don't go ruining those boats. They're like a limb to the fisherm- AUGHH!!! Gurgihglyhigmishnabiff." Her limp carcass seen was flying through the air. The cry of the girls was heard in unison. " SERRRRGGGGEEEEE!!!!!" Harle was the first one to reach him. She deftly climbed upon his head and remained perched there. " Monsieur!!! Did you dream of moi??? Listen, I have zis ticket-" " GET OFFA HIM YA LOONEY!!! " Shut up! Serge and moi are having a intelligente converzation-"
"SERGGEEEEEEE!!! I HAVE AN IDEA!!!!!"
Harle looked at Janice with disgust. "Monsieur, do you actually know zis femme?" Embarrassed, Serge replied, "Lets not get into it.."
"SERGE!!!!!!!!" Leena shouted angrily, "You promised me- WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!?! WHY IS HARLEQUIN ON YOUR HEAD?!?!?!?!"
Harle smiled gleefully. "Jelouz zat Monsieur Serge choze moi above you? Well, zat iz to be expected, seeing a moi iz so beautiful-"
"Ummm.excuse me, Harle, Leena-" Serge ventured, red-faced
"YOU SHUT UP CYNICAL CLOWN!!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I-"
" AM A REAL DORK!!!" Kid finished for her, laughing.
" TOUCHE KID! NIZE ONE!" said a certain snickering Harle.
"Thank you!" replied Kid, bowing. "I GOT A POST-IT NOTE STUCK TO MY BUTT THIS MORNING!!!" yelled Janice. Everybody sighed with extreme exasperation. Then Serge looked from Harle, to Kid, and then to Leena. They all nodded.
" Janize.. How would you like to meet Mon ami Monsieur Bladeofdeath?" Harle asked with pseudo nonchalance.
"OKAY!!!" screeched Janice happily. Large sweat drops appeared on the heads of the people surrounding her.
"Shall we?" asked Serge
"Yup."
"Yes."
"Oui."
Four blades flashed, briefly blinding all within 3 kilometers. Within an unbelievably short amount of time, the body of a malformed rabbit girl lay twitching on the ground. "Well done ladies!"
Well! That's the end of Chapter One! Tune in next time to see who takes Serge to the ball! Please review!!!!
Serge sat peacefully on the edge of the dock in Arni village. No troubles, no worries no-
"SEEEEEEERRRRRRGGEEEEE!!!! I HAVE AN IDEAAAAAAAAA!!!" -Janice. Serge sighed. 'When will that freaky bunny girl shut up?' he thought.
"OI!!!! SHUT YER TRAP JANICE!!! HEY SERGE!!!!" *Sigh* here comes Kid.. " SERGE!!! YOU SAID YOU WOULD HELP ME BABYSIT!!!" And Leena.
" MONSIEUR!!! MON ONDATRA FAIT AUX LE FLAN!!!" And Harle?!?!
Serge could see a stampede gathering and plowing aside anybody who came in the way. The futile call of an old lady reached his ears.
"Remember, don't go ruining those boats. They're like a limb to the fisherm- AUGHH!!! Gurgihglyhigmishnabiff." Her limp carcass seen was flying through the air. The cry of the girls was heard in unison. " SERRRRGGGGEEEEE!!!!!" Harle was the first one to reach him. She deftly climbed upon his head and remained perched there. " Monsieur!!! Did you dream of moi??? Listen, I have zis ticket-" " GET OFFA HIM YA LOONEY!!! " Shut up! Serge and moi are having a intelligente converzation-"
"SERGGEEEEEEE!!! I HAVE AN IDEA!!!!!"
Harle looked at Janice with disgust. "Monsieur, do you actually know zis femme?" Embarrassed, Serge replied, "Lets not get into it.."
"SERGE!!!!!!!!" Leena shouted angrily, "You promised me- WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!?! WHY IS HARLEQUIN ON YOUR HEAD?!?!?!?!"
Harle smiled gleefully. "Jelouz zat Monsieur Serge choze moi above you? Well, zat iz to be expected, seeing a moi iz so beautiful-"
"Ummm.excuse me, Harle, Leena-" Serge ventured, red-faced
"YOU SHUT UP CYNICAL CLOWN!!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I-"
" AM A REAL DORK!!!" Kid finished for her, laughing.
" TOUCHE KID! NIZE ONE!" said a certain snickering Harle.
"Thank you!" replied Kid, bowing. "I GOT A POST-IT NOTE STUCK TO MY BUTT THIS MORNING!!!" yelled Janice. Everybody sighed with extreme exasperation. Then Serge looked from Harle, to Kid, and then to Leena. They all nodded.
" Janize.. How would you like to meet Mon ami Monsieur Bladeofdeath?" Harle asked with pseudo nonchalance.
"OKAY!!!" screeched Janice happily. Large sweat drops appeared on the heads of the people surrounding her.
"Shall we?" asked Serge
"Yup."
"Yes."
"Oui."
Four blades flashed, briefly blinding all within 3 kilometers. Within an unbelievably short amount of time, the body of a malformed rabbit girl lay twitching on the ground. "Well done ladies!"
Well! That's the end of Chapter One! Tune in next time to see who takes Serge to the ball! Please review!!!!