*FLASHBACK*
"So, what? You're telling me that Serge, who was about to die, was rescued by a duck?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!"
"Yes"
TwoHeadedSquirrel: Eeeheheheheheehheh! It's been a loooonnnngggg timmmeeeeee since I've updated, but, I'm here now, so, yeah, and-
Kid: Listen, Squirrel, We dun really care about ya personal life, so, shut yer mouth!
TwoHeadedSquirrel: *gasp* I'm appalled Kid! Tsk tsk! I'll just have to kill you off! *makes note on pad* *mutters to self* Yes yes, and stab in the gut will do-
Kid: GAHHH!!!! I'M SORRY!!! PLEASE FORGIVE-
TwoHeadedSquirrel: You'll do anything you say? *grins evilly*
Kid: Err....I never said that-
TwoHeadedSquirrel: Two weeks of cleaning out my locker? Done! ^^
Kid: *sweatdrop*
TwoHeadedSquirrel: Now, if you'll excuse my rambling, ON TO THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wo0t!!
Serge fidgeted with his pants, as he angrily eyed Karsh, who, had gotten permission to take his off.
"Wo0t!!!! HEY SERGE!!!!!! GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? I DUN HAVE TO-"
"Shaddup!" Serge snapped, glaring at pantless warrior. Karsh smiled smugly as he began to force feed the discarded pants to Riddel, who was convulsing madly.
"K-k-arshhhhhhhhhh.....................p-p-pants.............cho-cho-kink- kin-kink-"
"What? I'm sorry Riddel, you're really gonna hafta take those pants outta your mouth. I can't hear a word you're saying!"
Serge idly began tugging at the lower garment.
"Must.............get............off-" he muttered, just as he was interupted by Harle.
"Monsieur? Moi haz to go deestroy ze world now." She fumed at the Skydragon, who promptly assimililated with the saltines. "Eet weel be serveral hourz, zo, I should be back before ze end of ze ball. Wait for moi, oui?"
"Wha?" Serge drooled. Harle emitted a sigh.
"I must go, uh, shave ze ducks now." She ad libbed. Serge's face lit up.
"I wanna come!" he exclaimed giddily, fidgeting madly.
"Uh...but.........uh.......Mosieur! You, must, stay here, and, uh, watch.........ze.............watere poule!!! Oui! Ze duck!" The clown produced the chubby fowl from seemingly nowhere. Serge's overlarge cerulean eyes expanded to the point they took up half of his face.
"I-Iget to watch the-the duck? he stuttered, completely engrossed by disgruntled bird, who was eating the attempting to swallow a bar of Ivory soap. Harle smiled, knowing she had the duck-prone boy wrapped around her finger.
"Oui, Monsieur, zo, you must promees moi one zing."
"Anything!" Drooled poured from the blue-haired boy's mouth, creating a puddle of yellow-tinted saliva.
"You must keel off Leena-"
"I HAVE A TENTACLE GROWING OUT OF MY NOSE!" Janice screeched. The entire populus of viper manor choked on massive sweatdrop.
"HOW THE HECK DID YOU COME BACK TO LIFE!?!?!?!?!" Kid managed to choke out.
"WHAT? OH. YESH. I HAVE A DISH TOWEL." responded Janice, staring up a stain on ceiling.
"What does that have to do with anything?!?!?" Leena queried, annoyed. But the freakish bunny-girl was already drowning in her own spit.
"Ugh......" exclaimed Serge, nudging Janice's corpse with a stick. Promptly, several random children appeared from nowhere and began poking the cadaver with sticks.
"Anywho.........." Harle continued. "You weel do eet, oui?" the clown said as she waited for a response from Serge. "Monsieur?" she prompted
"Wha? Oh, yeah, whatever. Jus gimme the duck." By now, the suspense was impairing his sanity, and he began bickering furiously with the voices in his head. Harle smiled smugly as she deposited the duck into awaiting arms of the duck-loving hero.
"Could you complete moi's task by 11 o'clock?"
"Y.........eah...................." Serge responded. But the boy was lost in his own little world now.
"Merci! Moi shall be back zoon! Have fun!" and with that, the clown disappeared from sight, armed with a large surplus of M14a's, AK-47's, and Steyr Augs.
Serge's eyes glazed over as he whispered into the ear of the disgrunteled fowl.
"I wuv oo duck!"
BA BUMM BUMMM!!!! SERGE HAS JUST UNWITTINGLY SIGNED AN ORAL CONTRACT TO KILL LEENA!!!!! *koff koff* No problem there-
Leena: HEY!!!!!!!!
TwoHeadedSquirrel: *koff koff* Well, anywho! Thanks for reading!! Please review! ^^
"So, what? You're telling me that Serge, who was about to die, was rescued by a duck?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!"
"Yes"
TwoHeadedSquirrel: Eeeheheheheheehheh! It's been a loooonnnngggg timmmeeeeee since I've updated, but, I'm here now, so, yeah, and-
Kid: Listen, Squirrel, We dun really care about ya personal life, so, shut yer mouth!
TwoHeadedSquirrel: *gasp* I'm appalled Kid! Tsk tsk! I'll just have to kill you off! *makes note on pad* *mutters to self* Yes yes, and stab in the gut will do-
Kid: GAHHH!!!! I'M SORRY!!! PLEASE FORGIVE-
TwoHeadedSquirrel: You'll do anything you say? *grins evilly*
Kid: Err....I never said that-
TwoHeadedSquirrel: Two weeks of cleaning out my locker? Done! ^^
Kid: *sweatdrop*
TwoHeadedSquirrel: Now, if you'll excuse my rambling, ON TO THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wo0t!!
Serge fidgeted with his pants, as he angrily eyed Karsh, who, had gotten permission to take his off.
"Wo0t!!!! HEY SERGE!!!!!! GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? I DUN HAVE TO-"
"Shaddup!" Serge snapped, glaring at pantless warrior. Karsh smiled smugly as he began to force feed the discarded pants to Riddel, who was convulsing madly.
"K-k-arshhhhhhhhhh.....................p-p-pants.............cho-cho-kink- kin-kink-"
"What? I'm sorry Riddel, you're really gonna hafta take those pants outta your mouth. I can't hear a word you're saying!"
Serge idly began tugging at the lower garment.
"Must.............get............off-" he muttered, just as he was interupted by Harle.
"Monsieur? Moi haz to go deestroy ze world now." She fumed at the Skydragon, who promptly assimililated with the saltines. "Eet weel be serveral hourz, zo, I should be back before ze end of ze ball. Wait for moi, oui?"
"Wha?" Serge drooled. Harle emitted a sigh.
"I must go, uh, shave ze ducks now." She ad libbed. Serge's face lit up.
"I wanna come!" he exclaimed giddily, fidgeting madly.
"Uh...but.........uh.......Mosieur! You, must, stay here, and, uh, watch.........ze.............watere poule!!! Oui! Ze duck!" The clown produced the chubby fowl from seemingly nowhere. Serge's overlarge cerulean eyes expanded to the point they took up half of his face.
"I-Iget to watch the-the duck? he stuttered, completely engrossed by disgruntled bird, who was eating the attempting to swallow a bar of Ivory soap. Harle smiled, knowing she had the duck-prone boy wrapped around her finger.
"Oui, Monsieur, zo, you must promees moi one zing."
"Anything!" Drooled poured from the blue-haired boy's mouth, creating a puddle of yellow-tinted saliva.
"You must keel off Leena-"
"I HAVE A TENTACLE GROWING OUT OF MY NOSE!" Janice screeched. The entire populus of viper manor choked on massive sweatdrop.
"HOW THE HECK DID YOU COME BACK TO LIFE!?!?!?!?!" Kid managed to choke out.
"WHAT? OH. YESH. I HAVE A DISH TOWEL." responded Janice, staring up a stain on ceiling.
"What does that have to do with anything?!?!?" Leena queried, annoyed. But the freakish bunny-girl was already drowning in her own spit.
"Ugh......" exclaimed Serge, nudging Janice's corpse with a stick. Promptly, several random children appeared from nowhere and began poking the cadaver with sticks.
"Anywho.........." Harle continued. "You weel do eet, oui?" the clown said as she waited for a response from Serge. "Monsieur?" she prompted
"Wha? Oh, yeah, whatever. Jus gimme the duck." By now, the suspense was impairing his sanity, and he began bickering furiously with the voices in his head. Harle smiled smugly as she deposited the duck into awaiting arms of the duck-loving hero.
"Could you complete moi's task by 11 o'clock?"
"Y.........eah...................." Serge responded. But the boy was lost in his own little world now.
"Merci! Moi shall be back zoon! Have fun!" and with that, the clown disappeared from sight, armed with a large surplus of M14a's, AK-47's, and Steyr Augs.
Serge's eyes glazed over as he whispered into the ear of the disgrunteled fowl.
"I wuv oo duck!"
BA BUMM BUMMM!!!! SERGE HAS JUST UNWITTINGLY SIGNED AN ORAL CONTRACT TO KILL LEENA!!!!! *koff koff* No problem there-
Leena: HEY!!!!!!!!
TwoHeadedSquirrel: *koff koff* Well, anywho! Thanks for reading!! Please review! ^^