As I sit here on the windowsill waiting for my friend Ann to come home I wonder if leaving her with Chris was such a good idea. I know that she wanted to try and play matchmaker, but its over between Shawn and me and if I had my way Chris would get the boot too. I know that she has loved him since forever but if she stays involved with him she may end up as just another notch in his belt. I don't want her to become a statistic of college life. In order for you to understand I have to take you back a few months. When Ann and I graduated from Evans High we decided that we would go to college together. We figured we could keep each other out of trouble that way; well guess what we were so wrong. We showed up at Norfolk State dressed to impress and ready rule. I majored in Psychology and Ann studied Sociology. We shared a room with two other girls, Michele and Tonya. Tonya was the mother of a one year old who in spite of getting pregnant had a 3.95 GPA. As you may have already guessed she was the studious one. Michele was the nasty one. That girl never cleaned anything and she was a switch hitter, as I would later learn. Ann was a very sensual beauty but she was the only one who couldn't see it. Me, my name is Yolanda and I am a mixture of my three roommates, I don't like to clean, I get good grades, and I can be sensual and a beauty after maybe three hours at the salon. I'm not a dog but I can't just roll my big brown butt out of bed and look my best like Ann. After a week at school I was sick of being around my roommates, I wanted to meet other people so I joined the Chorus and the Psych club. Well at the first Psych meeting I was so bored that I feel asleep. I was snoring so loud that they had to stop the meeting and put me out. To hell with those boring wanna be Freuds anyway. The next day I went to Chorus rehearsal, well PRAISE THE LORD the in the tenor section was this fine mocha chocolate brother with a nice low shadow fade that had waves in it. Look at him made we want to sing, if you know what I mean. After rehearsal I damn near broke my neck trying to get to him. I introduced my self and he told me his name was Shawn. I asked Shawn if he wanted to go to dinner my treat (actually it was my dad's treat since it's his credit card I'm using). Over dinner Shawn and I realized that we went to school three blocks away from each other. We also lived less than five minutes apart. You know that I am now on cloud nine. We decided that we would talk more and see where this was going. Needless to say Shawn and I were inseparable for the next six months. At first Ann was a little upset but then she hooked up with Shawn's best friend and roommate, Chris and now its all gravy. It was Valentine's Day and I had a huge and I mean huge night planned for Shawn. I went to Ashley Stuarts and got me one of those silky black teddies with a thong to match. I was going to lose my virginity tonight and I wanted it to be perfect. I stroll over to Shawn's with the rose petals in my basket to spread all over his bed and what do I find, don't guess I'll tell you. I found him and Chris cuddle up in his bed.