TSVoKHTNOHES
(( The Secret Version of Kingdom Hearts That No One Has Ever Seen ))
A/N: Me? Course I own Kingdom Hearts!!! ^___^ The game's so fun! But sadly, I don't OWN OWN it...oO; Square soft owns that.....and....-twitch- Disney...curse them ...and yes...I DO LIKE KINGDOM HEARTS!! ^___^ just making a funny...or...trying to make one...okay??
~~= thoughts
"I've...been having these weird thoughts lately...."
WEIRD
THOUGHTS!
oO;
"Like...did Kairi make that dent on the paopu tree....or not?"
--Sora falls....and falls....and falls some more....twirling--
~~*Sora* Fwee! I'm doing ballet!!~~
--air bubbles--
~~*Sora* _ _ _ no one saw that...--not noticing he's being filmed--~~
--Sora lands on an island--
Sora: Koool...i'm walking on water! -trips-
--Riku stands in the water staring at nothing--
~~*Riku* Oh Riku you're so fine..you're so fine you blow my mind HEY RIKU!! --waves does dance-- HEY RIKU!! -dance dance--~~
Sora: RIKU!!! ^___^
--Sora runs for his fine fine riku but riku turns around and holds out his hand--
~~*Riku* join me sora..and together, WE CAN DOMINATE THE MALE MODELING WORLD!!!!! DOWN WITH DEREK ZOOLANDER!!!!!!!!! -cackles- ~~
--huge wave comes up with Derek Zoolander the mermaid swimming in it--
Derek: glub glub!
Sora: -sees derek and runs towards riku once more- RIKUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
--wave hits them--
--underwater--
~~*Riku* Isn't this such a nice pose? w00t ...camera...get this pose...this pose shall be the next greatest pose of all the world!!!! BWA HAHAHAHA DOWN WITH DEREK ZOOLANDER!!!!!~~
--sora reaches for Riku--
Sora: RIKUUU!!!!
--sora gets knocked out by a random swimming turtle and he falls...falls...and falls some more--
--he lands on an island--
--Kairi sits on the sand trying to fix her earring--
Kairi: Dog dammit this stupid cheap arse ring! OW!! !
--sees Sora--
Kairi: SORA!!! ^_____^ OH SOORAA!!!
--jumps up and down waving, while holding her ear--
--Sora wakes up--
~~*Sora* Shiznit...please don't let it be...~~
Sora: KAIRI! O___O
--Sora pretends to run towards her--
...
--still running--
... --and still running--
...
--and still running DAMMIT SORA JUST GET THERE ALREADY!! --
Sora: ;____; -bends over gasping for breath-
Kairi: HOWDY DOO YOUNG'N! ^_____^
--Sora stares at the water...Kairi, not knowing that the water could reflect her panties--
Kairi: OO -points to the sky- it's a bird!!! no it's a plane!!! it's--
--a random crab claw sticks out of the water --
Sora: HOLY SHIZNIT!!!!!!!! O______O
-trips over his shoes that are bigger than his head and starts falling again-
Kairi: -gasps and looks down at sora- ---slow motion--- NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O- O-O-O-O--O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OO-O-O-O-O-O!!!!!!!!
--Kairi reaches downwards and continues the very long "no"--
Sora: -gasps- ~~ I can't believe Kairi still wears Barney panties!! OO; ~~
--is very, very scared--
--Sora lands on a glass stained....glass with a picture on it--
Sora: AHH!!!! ooooh...birdies!! *___*
Bird 1: HE SQUISHED AUNTIE!!!!
Bird 2: LET'S GET 'IM!!!
--birds start....er...attacking in a special way--
--sora still staring up at all the feathers--
--Voice: -sobs- so...much to DO!!! so little TIME!!! --
Sora: Uh...you can use to the bathroom now....we can wait..
--Voice: you dumb arse....--
Sora: ;__; Me?
--Voice: -.- yes you. Anyways...choose one--
--a laser sword, a stick, and a book appears--
Sora: FWEEE!!!!!!!!! -picks up the stick-
-- Voice: you have chosen the power of the weak stick...do you accept this? --
Sora: -nods- ^_____^ -hugs the stick-
--Voice:......right...now choose one that you don't want--
Sora: UH...UH..-thinks- I DUNNO!! ^___^
--Voice: DUMB ARSE JUST PICK ONE! --
Sora: ;__; -points to the laser sword-
--Voice: .........you have chosen to get rid of the all mighty power of the laser sword of which anakin skywalker's soul is within?
Sora: -nods- ^____^
--Voice: YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!--
Sora: ;___; YOU BIG BULLY!!! I'M TELLING RIKU ON YOU!!!!!! even though he's going to turn against me and hate me and i shall lose my oh so beautiful and fine riku----
--Voice: ...you were not suppose to say that...--
Sora: really? -reads his palm- oh yea...
--Voice: -coughs- anyways, step into the light.--
--Sora: trips over his shoes--
--Voice: YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!--
Sora: ;___;!!!!
----anyways, Sora learns how to fight the heartless----
Sora: -hugs a heartless- IT'S SO CUTE!!! ^____^
--Voice: Drop it. NOW. --
--Sora drops it on his sword--
Heartless: SQEEEE!!!!! -disappears-
Sora: ;___; awwww...
--Voice: -sighs- Yay. You've got it! Now....destroy everything in your sight--
--Sora starts killing a box, a barrel, heartless, and a potion--
--Voice: DAMMIT YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO DESTROY THE POTION!!!! --
Sora: .___. but you told me to destroy everything ....
--Voice: -sighs- yea yea....go talk to you friends--
Sora: -looks over- Selphie!!! Wakka!! TEEDUS!!!
Tidus: it's TIDUS not TEEDUS!! -.-**
Sora: ^_____^ Teeeduuuussss
Tidus: ...Anywayz...what are you most afraid of? Kai---
Sora: YOUR FACE!!! ^____^
Tidus: -___-; As I was saying, are you most afraid of...Kairi's ...under garments? Yo MAMA? or the telephone?
Sora: -blinks- KAIRI'S UNDERWEAR!! -shudders at the thought-
Tidus: ...right..... -stands there like an idiot he is-
Sora: ...right...-runs to Selphie-
Selphie: -jumps around on her jump rope- ICE CREAM SODA CHERRY ON TOP! WHO'S YOUR BOYFRIEND I FORGOT!!! -blabs on-
Sora: my boyfriend? -thinks- RIKU!! ^________^
Selphie: -trips over S- S!!! SORA!!! SORA YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND!! -hugs-
Sora: x____X y--ou--'re--ch--o--k--in---g---m--e---...!
Selphie: -squeezes- YOU KNOW, I READ SOMEWHERE CALLED FANFICTION THAT THEY DID PAIRINGS THAT HAD PAIRING'S S+S!!!! Sora? oO;
Sora: -is let go- ...-gasps- I think that's from Cardcaptor Sakura....
Selphie: ...NOOOO!!!!!
Sora: -blinks- O_O;;;
Selphie: ...anyhoo....blah blah blah blah blah blah blah?
Sora: uh....BLAH!!
Selphie: ALRIGHT!! -becomes frozen like Tidus-
Sora: o_O;; -skips over to Takka-
Wakka: -bounces a bal on his head- Wuzzap ya? ya ya?
Sora: ...you know you're losing more brain cells that way?
Wakka: ya? alrighty ya!
Sora: ....riiiiight.....
Wakka: So ya ya ya? ya ya! ya!
Sora: BLAPPA!!! ^____^
Wakka: YA!!! -high fives-
Sora: -tries to slap but misses by 3 feet-
Wakka: ....You really stink you know that ya ya?
Sora: -.-;
Wakka: YA YA!!1 and uh..ya!! -reads off his arm- blah blah blah blah blah!!
Sora: O_o; ya?
Wakka: YA!!
Sora: ^_^ YA YA!!
Wakka: it's not YA YA it's YA!! or ya ya!!
Sora: o_O; YA?
Wakka; ALRIGHT YOU GOT IT!! -becomes frozen like everyone else-
Sora: ...right.-disappears onto the glassed stained floor again-
--Voice: walk...towards the light! --
Sora: -walks the opposite direction--
--Voice: THE LIGHT!!! --
Sora: -trips over-
--Voice: ....someone HELP MEE!!!! --
Sora: -runs up the stairs into the light-
--Voice: finally...well....the greater your light will grow...when you get closer to the light...wait...--
Sora: HAHA YOU GOT IT WRROOOONG!!! ^___^
--Voice: shut up dumb arse...anywayz, when you get closer to the light...the more shadows there will be...--
Sora: -sees his shadow- COOL! HI SHADOW!! -waves-
--shadow becomes mutated--
--Voice: but don't be afraid...--
Sora: ; i'm not..
--shadow becomes a dark version of Zeus--
--Voice: for something about your light...and blah blah...yea...--
Sora: ...uh...-sees his stick- what do i do?
--Voice: FIGHT IT YOU ARSE!!!!! --
Sora: ;__; but..but...he's ZEUS!!!
--Voice: -.-;; he's not. now fight. him. NOW--
Sora: -continues to poke the dark version of Zeus-
DVoZ: -plunges his arm into the floor-
Sora: o_O; why did he just do that?
DVoZ: -makes heartless appear from his arm swirly thing-
Sora: ...eww is that how he reproduces? OO;;;
--eventually, Sora defeats ..him....--
Voice: Congrats...you have beaten Kingdom Hearts!
Sora: HUZZAH!!!
Voice: someone shoot me now....
Sora: o_O; but aren't you just a voice?
---and Sora wakes up--
A/N: HUZZAH! I'M DONE!!! ...well for the 1st Chappie ^^; how was it? horrible, ne? well...R+R!! cause i have no idea if i should continue this or not ^^; 7 PAGES LONG!!! O__O!! oh yes...R+R plz! ^^ if no one responds...i'm probably not gonna continue....o_O; and yes...i do have a very very corrupted mind ^_^
A/N: Me? Course I own Kingdom Hearts!!! ^___^ The game's so fun! But sadly, I don't OWN OWN it...oO; Square soft owns that.....and....-twitch- Disney...curse them ...and yes...I DO LIKE KINGDOM HEARTS!! ^___^ just making a funny...or...trying to make one...okay??
~~= thoughts
"I've...been having these weird thoughts lately...."
WEIRD
THOUGHTS!
oO;
"Like...did Kairi make that dent on the paopu tree....or not?"
--Sora falls....and falls....and falls some more....twirling--
~~*Sora* Fwee! I'm doing ballet!!~~
--air bubbles--
~~*Sora* _ _ _ no one saw that...--not noticing he's being filmed--~~
--Sora lands on an island--
Sora: Koool...i'm walking on water! -trips-
--Riku stands in the water staring at nothing--
~~*Riku* Oh Riku you're so fine..you're so fine you blow my mind HEY RIKU!! --waves does dance-- HEY RIKU!! -dance dance--~~
Sora: RIKU!!! ^___^
--Sora runs for his fine fine riku but riku turns around and holds out his hand--
~~*Riku* join me sora..and together, WE CAN DOMINATE THE MALE MODELING WORLD!!!!! DOWN WITH DEREK ZOOLANDER!!!!!!!!! -cackles- ~~
--huge wave comes up with Derek Zoolander the mermaid swimming in it--
Derek: glub glub!
Sora: -sees derek and runs towards riku once more- RIKUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
--wave hits them--
--underwater--
~~*Riku* Isn't this such a nice pose? w00t ...camera...get this pose...this pose shall be the next greatest pose of all the world!!!! BWA HAHAHAHA DOWN WITH DEREK ZOOLANDER!!!!!~~
--sora reaches for Riku--
Sora: RIKUUU!!!!
--sora gets knocked out by a random swimming turtle and he falls...falls...and falls some more--
--he lands on an island--
--Kairi sits on the sand trying to fix her earring--
Kairi: Dog dammit this stupid cheap arse ring! OW!! !
--sees Sora--
Kairi: SORA!!! ^_____^ OH SOORAA!!!
--jumps up and down waving, while holding her ear--
--Sora wakes up--
~~*Sora* Shiznit...please don't let it be...~~
Sora: KAIRI! O___O
--Sora pretends to run towards her--
...
--still running--
... --and still running--
...
--and still running DAMMIT SORA JUST GET THERE ALREADY!! --
Sora: ;____; -bends over gasping for breath-
Kairi: HOWDY DOO YOUNG'N! ^_____^
--Sora stares at the water...Kairi, not knowing that the water could reflect her panties--
Kairi: OO -points to the sky- it's a bird!!! no it's a plane!!! it's--
--a random crab claw sticks out of the water --
Sora: HOLY SHIZNIT!!!!!!!! O______O
-trips over his shoes that are bigger than his head and starts falling again-
Kairi: -gasps and looks down at sora- ---slow motion--- NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O- O-O-O-O--O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OO-O-O-O-O-O!!!!!!!!
--Kairi reaches downwards and continues the very long "no"--
Sora: -gasps- ~~ I can't believe Kairi still wears Barney panties!! OO; ~~
--is very, very scared--
--Sora lands on a glass stained....glass with a picture on it--
Sora: AHH!!!! ooooh...birdies!! *___*
Bird 1: HE SQUISHED AUNTIE!!!!
Bird 2: LET'S GET 'IM!!!
--birds start....er...attacking in a special way--
--sora still staring up at all the feathers--
--Voice: -sobs- so...much to DO!!! so little TIME!!! --
Sora: Uh...you can use to the bathroom now....we can wait..
--Voice: you dumb arse....--
Sora: ;__; Me?
--Voice: -.- yes you. Anyways...choose one--
--a laser sword, a stick, and a book appears--
Sora: FWEEE!!!!!!!!! -picks up the stick-
-- Voice: you have chosen the power of the weak stick...do you accept this? --
Sora: -nods- ^_____^ -hugs the stick-
--Voice:......right...now choose one that you don't want--
Sora: UH...UH..-thinks- I DUNNO!! ^___^
--Voice: DUMB ARSE JUST PICK ONE! --
Sora: ;__; -points to the laser sword-
--Voice: .........you have chosen to get rid of the all mighty power of the laser sword of which anakin skywalker's soul is within?
Sora: -nods- ^____^
--Voice: YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!--
Sora: ;___; YOU BIG BULLY!!! I'M TELLING RIKU ON YOU!!!!!! even though he's going to turn against me and hate me and i shall lose my oh so beautiful and fine riku----
--Voice: ...you were not suppose to say that...--
Sora: really? -reads his palm- oh yea...
--Voice: -coughs- anyways, step into the light.--
--Sora: trips over his shoes--
--Voice: YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!--
Sora: ;___;!!!!
----anyways, Sora learns how to fight the heartless----
Sora: -hugs a heartless- IT'S SO CUTE!!! ^____^
--Voice: Drop it. NOW. --
--Sora drops it on his sword--
Heartless: SQEEEE!!!!! -disappears-
Sora: ;___; awwww...
--Voice: -sighs- Yay. You've got it! Now....destroy everything in your sight--
--Sora starts killing a box, a barrel, heartless, and a potion--
--Voice: DAMMIT YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO DESTROY THE POTION!!!! --
Sora: .___. but you told me to destroy everything ....
--Voice: -sighs- yea yea....go talk to you friends--
Sora: -looks over- Selphie!!! Wakka!! TEEDUS!!!
Tidus: it's TIDUS not TEEDUS!! -.-**
Sora: ^_____^ Teeeduuuussss
Tidus: ...Anywayz...what are you most afraid of? Kai---
Sora: YOUR FACE!!! ^____^
Tidus: -___-; As I was saying, are you most afraid of...Kairi's ...under garments? Yo MAMA? or the telephone?
Sora: -blinks- KAIRI'S UNDERWEAR!! -shudders at the thought-
Tidus: ...right..... -stands there like an idiot he is-
Sora: ...right...-runs to Selphie-
Selphie: -jumps around on her jump rope- ICE CREAM SODA CHERRY ON TOP! WHO'S YOUR BOYFRIEND I FORGOT!!! -blabs on-
Sora: my boyfriend? -thinks- RIKU!! ^________^
Selphie: -trips over S- S!!! SORA!!! SORA YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND!! -hugs-
Sora: x____X y--ou--'re--ch--o--k--in---g---m--e---...!
Selphie: -squeezes- YOU KNOW, I READ SOMEWHERE CALLED FANFICTION THAT THEY DID PAIRINGS THAT HAD PAIRING'S S+S!!!! Sora? oO;
Sora: -is let go- ...-gasps- I think that's from Cardcaptor Sakura....
Selphie: ...NOOOO!!!!!
Sora: -blinks- O_O;;;
Selphie: ...anyhoo....blah blah blah blah blah blah blah?
Sora: uh....BLAH!!
Selphie: ALRIGHT!! -becomes frozen like Tidus-
Sora: o_O;; -skips over to Takka-
Wakka: -bounces a bal on his head- Wuzzap ya? ya ya?
Sora: ...you know you're losing more brain cells that way?
Wakka: ya? alrighty ya!
Sora: ....riiiiight.....
Wakka: So ya ya ya? ya ya! ya!
Sora: BLAPPA!!! ^____^
Wakka: YA!!! -high fives-
Sora: -tries to slap but misses by 3 feet-
Wakka: ....You really stink you know that ya ya?
Sora: -.-;
Wakka: YA YA!!1 and uh..ya!! -reads off his arm- blah blah blah blah blah!!
Sora: O_o; ya?
Wakka: YA!!
Sora: ^_^ YA YA!!
Wakka: it's not YA YA it's YA!! or ya ya!!
Sora: o_O; YA?
Wakka; ALRIGHT YOU GOT IT!! -becomes frozen like everyone else-
Sora: ...right.-disappears onto the glassed stained floor again-
--Voice: walk...towards the light! --
Sora: -walks the opposite direction--
--Voice: THE LIGHT!!! --
Sora: -trips over-
--Voice: ....someone HELP MEE!!!! --
Sora: -runs up the stairs into the light-
--Voice: finally...well....the greater your light will grow...when you get closer to the light...wait...--
Sora: HAHA YOU GOT IT WRROOOONG!!! ^___^
--Voice: shut up dumb arse...anywayz, when you get closer to the light...the more shadows there will be...--
Sora: -sees his shadow- COOL! HI SHADOW!! -waves-
--shadow becomes mutated--
--Voice: but don't be afraid...--
Sora: ; i'm not..
--shadow becomes a dark version of Zeus--
--Voice: for something about your light...and blah blah...yea...--
Sora: ...uh...-sees his stick- what do i do?
--Voice: FIGHT IT YOU ARSE!!!!! --
Sora: ;__; but..but...he's ZEUS!!!
--Voice: -.-;; he's not. now fight. him. NOW--
Sora: -continues to poke the dark version of Zeus-
DVoZ: -plunges his arm into the floor-
Sora: o_O; why did he just do that?
DVoZ: -makes heartless appear from his arm swirly thing-
Sora: ...eww is that how he reproduces? OO;;;
--eventually, Sora defeats ..him....--
Voice: Congrats...you have beaten Kingdom Hearts!
Sora: HUZZAH!!!
Voice: someone shoot me now....
Sora: o_O; but aren't you just a voice?
---and Sora wakes up--
A/N: HUZZAH! I'M DONE!!! ...well for the 1st Chappie ^^; how was it? horrible, ne? well...R+R!! cause i have no idea if i should continue this or not ^^; 7 PAGES LONG!!! O__O!! oh yes...R+R plz! ^^ if no one responds...i'm probably not gonna continue....o_O; and yes...i do have a very very corrupted mind ^_^