TSVoKHTNOHES
(( The Secret Version of Kingdom Hearts That No One Has Ever Seen ))
by
Jazzy
Disclaimer: I own Kingdom hearts! That's right! I OWN KINGDOM HEARTS! .I just don't own own Kingdom Hearts..Squaresoft and Disney does e_e;
A/N: WOW! OO; I got quite a lot of reviews.well, over 5 is a lot for me XD; Thank you to everyone who reviewed!! ^^-is very flattered and pleased- and.er.btw.there's no pairings in here nn;;; I never meant to...uh.hint out anything .well anywayz, here's the next Chap!
~~= thoughts
Chapter 2:
--Sora feels a foot nudging his head-
~~*Sora* Oh Lord please don't let it be.~~
Sora: KAIRI!!!!!! O_______O!!
Kairi: HAAAIII!!! ^____^ YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO YELL YOU KNOW!!
Sora: oy..-smacks his face back into the sand-
Riku: KAIRI!! You should be ashamed!! You left me here doing all the work? Where's Sora btw?
Kairi: he's---
Riku: HOLY CRAP IS THAT A PILE OF SH**?! -points to sora's head-
Kairi: That's-
Riku: -nudges it with his foot- you know, it's not very healthy to keep poo lying around.
Kairi: YEA!!
Sora: I'M NOT A PIECE OF POO!!
Riku; CRAP IT TALKS!! O___O!!
Kairi: RIKU THAT'S S---
Sora: hello o_O;
Riku: oh hello Sora..SORA!! OO;
Sora: I'm not a piece of poo. -.-;
Riku: .you know, you're right, poo don't got spikes! (( did bad grammar on purpose ))
Sora: which reminds me..I DREAMED THAT YOU WERE URINATING IN THE OCEAN AND KAIRI STILL WORE BARNEY UNDERPANTS!!!
Riku & Kairi: o_O;;;;;;;;;;;;
Sora: ehh..XD;;;
~~*Kairi* Crap how did he find out? ;;; ~~
~~*Riku* what da hek.I SWEAR THERE WAS NO ONE WHEN I DID!!! That son of a -- ~~
Riku: and how did poo remind you of the dream? Oo;
Sora: weeeelll, I was u-
Kairi: HOLY CRAP WHO LET THE BOMB OUT?!??!?!!?!?!??!?!
Riku: -gasps- OMG IT'S OSAMA BIN LADEN!!!! THE OTHER ARCH ENEMY RIVAL FOR THE MALE MODELING WORLD!!!!!
Sora: o_O; uh.samawatchamacallit guy is.too ugly to be in the male modeling world.
--Osama starts cussing in muslim language-
Osama: @#$T*^)#$*$*@#)$*%(@*!!!!!
Sora: -blinks- uh.@#%^@$?
Osama: -gasps, slaps sora, and disappears-
Kairi: What did you saaay? Oo;
Sora: .dunno oO;
Riku: .uh..
Kairi: uh.
Sora: .uh..
Riku: Kairi isn't it your turn to say something?
Sora: -nods-
Kairi: uh.maybe.OH YEA!! We're supposed to get our stuuuuuff!! ^___^
Sora: I BET I CAN BEAT YOU THERE RIKU!!
Riku: YEA RIGHT!!
Kairi: this again? Fine, I'll wait for you at our "luxurious 5 star yacht"! ^___^
Riku: READY?
Sora: SET!!
Both: GOOO!!
--Riku tears off into the direction of the "yacht"-
(note: their yacht is the raft oO; they have imagination too see? )
--Sora runs as fast as he could-
.
-still running-
..
-running-
.
.
-and STILL running-
. --to make a long story short, two hours later-
.sora is still running-
Sora: -gasps, wheeze- I'm-s-o- go-onn-aa.b..eeat.y..ou..!!
Riku: -leans back onto the raft and sleeps-
--one hour later-
Sora: -collapses onto the raft- I'M -wheeze- HERE!!
Kairi: -looks up from making her molding mushroom seashell necklace- Riku left already ^^
Sora: DARNIT!! !
Kairi: ALRIGHTY!!!! You are to find stuff!!! ^^
Sora: oO; stuff?
Kairi: -nods- STUFF!
Sora: Snuff?
Kairi: Smuff?
Sora: SMURF? O_o;
--smurfs theme song comes up-
" Da, da, da da da DA, DA, da da DA daaa!!"
Papa Smurf: Why hello there Daisy!!
Daisy: Hello Papa Smurf! Look! There's a twig for our dam! Isn't that just WONDERFUL? -skips off with Papa Smurf-
Sora and Kairi: o_O;;
Sora: uh.right.o_O;
Kairi: ^_____^
Sora: and what things again?
Kairi: STUFF!!! STUFF NOT THINGS!!!
Sora: OO; .uh.ok.
Kairi: YEP!
Sora: uh huh!
Kairi: UH HUH!! UH HUH!! UH HUH, UH HUH, UH HUH!!
Sora: -gets jiggy- UH HUH! UH HUH!! UH HUH, UH HUH, UH HUH!!
Kairi: THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT!!
Sora: uh.OK..gonna go look for stuuuff now kay?
Kairi: KAY! BYE!!!
Sora: -waves and grabs a list off the her hand-
--meanwhile.--
~~*Riku* I seriously think that I should be a male model AND pop star.yea.~~
Riku: -screeches- SUUUTEEKII!!! DAAA NEEEEEE!!!!!! .wait, Rikku sang that, n/m.
--back to sora-
Sora: um.ok.-runs up to wakka- What does that say?.. oO;
Wakka: ya..uh.A DOG YA YA!!
Sora: oO; a dog?
Wakka: YA!!! No, wait ya? A log! Ya ya!
Sora: .a log?
Wakka: ya ya!!
Sora: ..a log.
Wakka: A LOG ya!!!!!!!
Sora: ONLY a log? -.-;
Wakka: uh.no.ya?
Sora: and?
Wakka: uh.ya.CLOTH!! Ya ya!! !!
Sora: ok! ^^
Wakka: ya!! Wait!!! Two ya logs ya!! Ya ya ya! And a rope ya!
Sora: uh.ok..-skips off and trips over a log on a vacant beach-
--and uh.a few minutes later, Sora wakes up to see a log in the sand-
Sora: O_____O!!!!
--imagine now, use your imagination..-
Sora: EEWWW!!!!!
--THINK!!! -
Sora: I CAN'T BELIEVE I LAID A BOMB!!!
-Sora looks at it -
Sora: and a rather large one at that..
--meanwhile, riku: --
Riku: -screeches- PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!! OOOHHH BAAABBYY!!! DON'T GO!!
--a flock of birds take off - -
--back to sora-
Sora: wait, it's a log!! -puts it somewhere in his inventory which I think is his pants o_O; why else are they baggy? -
--back to riku again-
Riku: KIM POSSIBLE!! DUN DUN DUN DUN!! -tries to make those bleeping noises-
--and back to sora-
--Sora decides to go find riku- -
Riku: -is on his island, with an elvis presley wig on-BAAAD TO THE BOONE!!!! -strums his guitar while bopping his head-BAAAADD TO THE BOONE!!!
Sora: -stare- O__O;;
Riku: -screeches- BAA-A-A-A-A-A-D TOOOOO THHHEEEE BOOOONE!!!!
Sora: ^____^ THAT WAS TOTALLY NECTER!!!
Riku: -looks over- WUTUP MA HOMIE G??
Sora: NUTIN UP MA DAWG!!!
Riku: I seriously should be a singer AND male model :B
Sora: -nods- WANNA DANCE? ^____^
Riku: ^^ sure why not
--they dance.well, er.fight.--
Sora: -clangs his wooden sword- I'M GONNA GET YOU THIS TIME!!
Riku: -jumps around-
--one hour later- -
Sora: -gasps- waii.
--riku is still jumping around.-
--sora tries to jab riku but hits the paopu tree instead- -
--Sora breaks his sword.--
--Riku laughs in his face..-
--Derek Z. swims up behind the island admiring Riku..-
~~*Derek* WOOOOWW!! *_____* ~~
--Riku is declared winner-
Sora: darnit! -kicks sand-
Riku: -leans against the tree staring off again-
Sora: -pokes riku-
Riku: -thwaps him away-
--Sora retreats to the main island- -
Riku: -taps his little "watch"- Codename, Teens Next Door, mission, complete.
--thingy ma jiggy goes bleep! -
(( XD; sorry, just saw a commercial of kids next door oO; ))
--Sora eventually finds all the stuff he needs and heads back to kairi-
Sora: BACK!! -skips around merrily-
Kairi: -grabs stuff- MINE!! -snarls-
Sora: o_O;;
Kairi: oh yea, here's a hi-potion -tosses it to him-
Sora: YAY! -gulps it down-
--Voice: .oh dear LORD! - -
Sora: HI VOICE!! -waves-
--Voice: .--
Sora: o_O; halloo? ^^
--Voice: -goes away for a coffee break-
Sora: -shrugs and finishes the high potion- nothing like the good 'ol whiskey! ^^
--and so, sora makes a sand angel because he's drunk the hi-potion when not needed, causing a weird stimulation going through out his body.in other words, he has a lot of energy, hyperness mode-
Kairi: you ready to go home? ^^
Sora: NAH!!! -takes off running-
~~*Kairi* Gee.things have been different ever since he found out about.my..yea..oO; ~~
Sora: -tackles Tidus- YO WUTUP TEEDUS?!
Tidus: IT'S TIDUS NOT TEEDUS DAMMIT!! -thwaps-
Sora: oweee ;__; -rubs his head-
Tidus: -heaves his stick onto his back- you know, I had a dream last night ^^
Sora: -looks up- oh?
Tidus: yea, there was this pretty pretty girl named yuna..o_O; I was all grown up.muscular.dang I was hot!!
Sora: -blinks- uh.right..
Tidus: YEA! And yea.well.we.were.
Sora: yes? Oo;
Tidus: making out under a tree in the water ^^ yep yep!
Sora; AAAHH MY VIRGIN EARS!! -covers his ears- YOU DEVIRGINIZED MY EARS TEEDUS!!! T_______________T
Tidus: oO; since when did you have virgin ears?
Sora: -.-;;;
Tidus: and it's TIDUS not TEEDUS!
Sora: I'm takin you on Teedus T__T
Tidus: BRING IT ON!!
Sora: hmm.that was a nice cheerleader movie oO
Tidus: -nods- hot grlz!! :B
--Sora thwaps tidus with his wooden sword and tidus goes down-
Tidus: ;__; awww maaan!!
--Sora grins like an idiot-
Tidus: Next time I'm gonna get you! -tramps off-
Sora: hm.-spots selphie on the bridge-
-Selphie plays with the water with her feet-
Selphie: la la la la la! ^^ la la la laaaa----OW!!! HOLY CRAP!!
--A fish with no teeth bit her on the toe oO; --
Selphie: AHHH MY POOR TOE!!
--Sora pushes Selphie into the water and giggles like a fan girl-
Selphie: AAHHH!!! DON'T LET IT GET MEE!!
--Selphie screams and takes off running onto the beach-
Sora: -sits there laughing and giggling-
Selphie: SORA YOU ARE LIKE, SOO GOING TO PAY! YOU RUINED MY HAIR!! T___T!!!!!!
Sora: -grins- bring it on!!
Selphie: hmm.I want to be a cheer leader when I grow up ^^
Sora: -thwaps her with his wooden sword- GOTCHA!
--Selphie was taken out in one hit-
Sora: YAY!! -skips up to wakka-
Wakka: Waddap man? Ya ya? Ya!
Sora: nuthin much wakka.wanna play?
Wakka: YA YA! WAKKA WANNA PLAY!
Sora: uh.alright ^^
Wakka: I'm gonna take you out with my balls ya ya!!!
(( his blitz player balls you pervs oO; ))
Sora: BRING IT ON!! -grins-
Wakka: hahaha.isn't that a movie? No matter!
--Wakka starts pelting Sora with his blitz balls-
Sora: OW OW OW!! !!!!!
~~*Sora* Crap, he didn't fall for it ! ~~
--eventually, sora was beat without laying a finger on wakka-
Wakka: ya ya? I'm da best ya ya? YA YA GO TRAIN SOME YA ?
Sora: -.- muther f***'n.
--Sora crawls back to Kairi's place, beaten and bruised in several places-
Kairi: HEY!! ARE YOU READY?!?!
Sora: ARE YOU READY!!
Kairi: READY!!
Sora: READY FOR THE RACE, ARE YOU READY!!
--echoes: ready!! -
Kairi: VROOM VROOM!!!
Sora: -coughs- yea, I'm ready to head back..
Kairi: OK!!
((btw, that was a song I heard from dDR XD; no matter ))
---sunset scene.awww!!--
sora: so riku, how do you think the dent got onto the paopu tree? ^^
Riku: Isn't it obvious?..-points at kairi-
Kairi: -sits there with a "duuuhhhh" expression on her face-
Sora: oh.-smiles at riku-
~~*Riku,Sora,&Kairi* Gosh he's/I'm so fiiiine!!! ~~
Sora: say riku, don't you want to explore other worlds?
Riku: well DUH, must spread my fineness to the other worlds! ^_^
Sora: -nods- that's true.
Riku: also I need to find any other allies to take over the male modeling world..;
Kairi: -still sitting with a "duuuhhhh" look on her face-
--and they watch the sunset together.aww!!--
--somewhere in the middle of destiny islands ocean-
Derek: glub glub! The essence..of water.so soooooothinnggg..
A/N: XD; wow, this was 12 pages long.so how was it? ^^; I know, this chapter was boring.x___X currently ran out of imagination steam.heh heh.Dun forget to review!! I now accept anonymous .reviews cause I finally found how to unblock XD;;; please review! OO; and as I said, I'm not trying to criticize KH, I really do like it...fine, am obsessed about it x___X; it's a very fun game :B uh, yes, please review! ^^;
Disclaimer: I own Kingdom hearts! That's right! I OWN KINGDOM HEARTS! .I just don't own own Kingdom Hearts..Squaresoft and Disney does e_e;
A/N: WOW! OO; I got quite a lot of reviews.well, over 5 is a lot for me XD; Thank you to everyone who reviewed!! ^^-is very flattered and pleased- and.er.btw.there's no pairings in here nn;;; I never meant to...uh.hint out anything .well anywayz, here's the next Chap!
~~= thoughts
Chapter 2:
--Sora feels a foot nudging his head-
~~*Sora* Oh Lord please don't let it be.~~
Sora: KAIRI!!!!!! O_______O!!
Kairi: HAAAIII!!! ^____^ YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO YELL YOU KNOW!!
Sora: oy..-smacks his face back into the sand-
Riku: KAIRI!! You should be ashamed!! You left me here doing all the work? Where's Sora btw?
Kairi: he's---
Riku: HOLY CRAP IS THAT A PILE OF SH**?! -points to sora's head-
Kairi: That's-
Riku: -nudges it with his foot- you know, it's not very healthy to keep poo lying around.
Kairi: YEA!!
Sora: I'M NOT A PIECE OF POO!!
Riku; CRAP IT TALKS!! O___O!!
Kairi: RIKU THAT'S S---
Sora: hello o_O;
Riku: oh hello Sora..SORA!! OO;
Sora: I'm not a piece of poo. -.-;
Riku: .you know, you're right, poo don't got spikes! (( did bad grammar on purpose ))
Sora: which reminds me..I DREAMED THAT YOU WERE URINATING IN THE OCEAN AND KAIRI STILL WORE BARNEY UNDERPANTS!!!
Riku & Kairi: o_O;;;;;;;;;;;;
Sora: ehh..XD;;;
~~*Kairi* Crap how did he find out? ;;; ~~
~~*Riku* what da hek.I SWEAR THERE WAS NO ONE WHEN I DID!!! That son of a -- ~~
Riku: and how did poo remind you of the dream? Oo;
Sora: weeeelll, I was u-
Kairi: HOLY CRAP WHO LET THE BOMB OUT?!??!?!!?!?!??!?!
Riku: -gasps- OMG IT'S OSAMA BIN LADEN!!!! THE OTHER ARCH ENEMY RIVAL FOR THE MALE MODELING WORLD!!!!!
Sora: o_O; uh.samawatchamacallit guy is.too ugly to be in the male modeling world.
--Osama starts cussing in muslim language-
Osama: @#$T*^)#$*$*@#)$*%(@*!!!!!
Sora: -blinks- uh.@#%^@$?
Osama: -gasps, slaps sora, and disappears-
Kairi: What did you saaay? Oo;
Sora: .dunno oO;
Riku: .uh..
Kairi: uh.
Sora: .uh..
Riku: Kairi isn't it your turn to say something?
Sora: -nods-
Kairi: uh.maybe.OH YEA!! We're supposed to get our stuuuuuff!! ^___^
Sora: I BET I CAN BEAT YOU THERE RIKU!!
Riku: YEA RIGHT!!
Kairi: this again? Fine, I'll wait for you at our "luxurious 5 star yacht"! ^___^
Riku: READY?
Sora: SET!!
Both: GOOO!!
--Riku tears off into the direction of the "yacht"-
(note: their yacht is the raft oO; they have imagination too see? )
--Sora runs as fast as he could-
.
-still running-
..
-running-
.
.
-and STILL running-
. --to make a long story short, two hours later-
.sora is still running-
Sora: -gasps, wheeze- I'm-s-o- go-onn-aa.b..eeat.y..ou..!!
Riku: -leans back onto the raft and sleeps-
--one hour later-
Sora: -collapses onto the raft- I'M -wheeze- HERE!!
Kairi: -looks up from making her molding mushroom seashell necklace- Riku left already ^^
Sora: DARNIT!! !
Kairi: ALRIGHTY!!!! You are to find stuff!!! ^^
Sora: oO; stuff?
Kairi: -nods- STUFF!
Sora: Snuff?
Kairi: Smuff?
Sora: SMURF? O_o;
--smurfs theme song comes up-
" Da, da, da da da DA, DA, da da DA daaa!!"
Papa Smurf: Why hello there Daisy!!
Daisy: Hello Papa Smurf! Look! There's a twig for our dam! Isn't that just WONDERFUL? -skips off with Papa Smurf-
Sora and Kairi: o_O;;
Sora: uh.right.o_O;
Kairi: ^_____^
Sora: and what things again?
Kairi: STUFF!!! STUFF NOT THINGS!!!
Sora: OO; .uh.ok.
Kairi: YEP!
Sora: uh huh!
Kairi: UH HUH!! UH HUH!! UH HUH, UH HUH, UH HUH!!
Sora: -gets jiggy- UH HUH! UH HUH!! UH HUH, UH HUH, UH HUH!!
Kairi: THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT!!
Sora: uh.OK..gonna go look for stuuuff now kay?
Kairi: KAY! BYE!!!
Sora: -waves and grabs a list off the her hand-
--meanwhile.--
~~*Riku* I seriously think that I should be a male model AND pop star.yea.~~
Riku: -screeches- SUUUTEEKII!!! DAAA NEEEEEE!!!!!! .wait, Rikku sang that, n/m.
--back to sora-
Sora: um.ok.-runs up to wakka- What does that say?.. oO;
Wakka: ya..uh.A DOG YA YA!!
Sora: oO; a dog?
Wakka: YA!!! No, wait ya? A log! Ya ya!
Sora: .a log?
Wakka: ya ya!!
Sora: ..a log.
Wakka: A LOG ya!!!!!!!
Sora: ONLY a log? -.-;
Wakka: uh.no.ya?
Sora: and?
Wakka: uh.ya.CLOTH!! Ya ya!! !!
Sora: ok! ^^
Wakka: ya!! Wait!!! Two ya logs ya!! Ya ya ya! And a rope ya!
Sora: uh.ok..-skips off and trips over a log on a vacant beach-
--and uh.a few minutes later, Sora wakes up to see a log in the sand-
Sora: O_____O!!!!
--imagine now, use your imagination..-
Sora: EEWWW!!!!!
--THINK!!! -
Sora: I CAN'T BELIEVE I LAID A BOMB!!!
-Sora looks at it -
Sora: and a rather large one at that..
--meanwhile, riku: --
Riku: -screeches- PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!! OOOHHH BAAABBYY!!! DON'T GO!!
--a flock of birds take off - -
--back to sora-
Sora: wait, it's a log!! -puts it somewhere in his inventory which I think is his pants o_O; why else are they baggy? -
--back to riku again-
Riku: KIM POSSIBLE!! DUN DUN DUN DUN!! -tries to make those bleeping noises-
--and back to sora-
--Sora decides to go find riku- -
Riku: -is on his island, with an elvis presley wig on-BAAAD TO THE BOONE!!!! -strums his guitar while bopping his head-BAAAADD TO THE BOONE!!!
Sora: -stare- O__O;;
Riku: -screeches- BAA-A-A-A-A-A-D TOOOOO THHHEEEE BOOOONE!!!!
Sora: ^____^ THAT WAS TOTALLY NECTER!!!
Riku: -looks over- WUTUP MA HOMIE G??
Sora: NUTIN UP MA DAWG!!!
Riku: I seriously should be a singer AND male model :B
Sora: -nods- WANNA DANCE? ^____^
Riku: ^^ sure why not
--they dance.well, er.fight.--
Sora: -clangs his wooden sword- I'M GONNA GET YOU THIS TIME!!
Riku: -jumps around-
--one hour later- -
Sora: -gasps- waii.
--riku is still jumping around.-
--sora tries to jab riku but hits the paopu tree instead- -
--Sora breaks his sword.--
--Riku laughs in his face..-
--Derek Z. swims up behind the island admiring Riku..-
~~*Derek* WOOOOWW!! *_____* ~~
--Riku is declared winner-
Sora: darnit! -kicks sand-
Riku: -leans against the tree staring off again-
Sora: -pokes riku-
Riku: -thwaps him away-
--Sora retreats to the main island- -
Riku: -taps his little "watch"- Codename, Teens Next Door, mission, complete.
--thingy ma jiggy goes bleep! -
(( XD; sorry, just saw a commercial of kids next door oO; ))
--Sora eventually finds all the stuff he needs and heads back to kairi-
Sora: BACK!! -skips around merrily-
Kairi: -grabs stuff- MINE!! -snarls-
Sora: o_O;;
Kairi: oh yea, here's a hi-potion -tosses it to him-
Sora: YAY! -gulps it down-
--Voice: .oh dear LORD! - -
Sora: HI VOICE!! -waves-
--Voice: .--
Sora: o_O; halloo? ^^
--Voice: -goes away for a coffee break-
Sora: -shrugs and finishes the high potion- nothing like the good 'ol whiskey! ^^
--and so, sora makes a sand angel because he's drunk the hi-potion when not needed, causing a weird stimulation going through out his body.in other words, he has a lot of energy, hyperness mode-
Kairi: you ready to go home? ^^
Sora: NAH!!! -takes off running-
~~*Kairi* Gee.things have been different ever since he found out about.my..yea..oO; ~~
Sora: -tackles Tidus- YO WUTUP TEEDUS?!
Tidus: IT'S TIDUS NOT TEEDUS DAMMIT!! -thwaps-
Sora: oweee ;__; -rubs his head-
Tidus: -heaves his stick onto his back- you know, I had a dream last night ^^
Sora: -looks up- oh?
Tidus: yea, there was this pretty pretty girl named yuna..o_O; I was all grown up.muscular.dang I was hot!!
Sora: -blinks- uh.right..
Tidus: YEA! And yea.well.we.were.
Sora: yes? Oo;
Tidus: making out under a tree in the water ^^ yep yep!
Sora; AAAHH MY VIRGIN EARS!! -covers his ears- YOU DEVIRGINIZED MY EARS TEEDUS!!! T_______________T
Tidus: oO; since when did you have virgin ears?
Sora: -.-;;;
Tidus: and it's TIDUS not TEEDUS!
Sora: I'm takin you on Teedus T__T
Tidus: BRING IT ON!!
Sora: hmm.that was a nice cheerleader movie oO
Tidus: -nods- hot grlz!! :B
--Sora thwaps tidus with his wooden sword and tidus goes down-
Tidus: ;__; awww maaan!!
--Sora grins like an idiot-
Tidus: Next time I'm gonna get you! -tramps off-
Sora: hm.-spots selphie on the bridge-
-Selphie plays with the water with her feet-
Selphie: la la la la la! ^^ la la la laaaa----OW!!! HOLY CRAP!!
--A fish with no teeth bit her on the toe oO; --
Selphie: AHHH MY POOR TOE!!
--Sora pushes Selphie into the water and giggles like a fan girl-
Selphie: AAHHH!!! DON'T LET IT GET MEE!!
--Selphie screams and takes off running onto the beach-
Sora: -sits there laughing and giggling-
Selphie: SORA YOU ARE LIKE, SOO GOING TO PAY! YOU RUINED MY HAIR!! T___T!!!!!!
Sora: -grins- bring it on!!
Selphie: hmm.I want to be a cheer leader when I grow up ^^
Sora: -thwaps her with his wooden sword- GOTCHA!
--Selphie was taken out in one hit-
Sora: YAY!! -skips up to wakka-
Wakka: Waddap man? Ya ya? Ya!
Sora: nuthin much wakka.wanna play?
Wakka: YA YA! WAKKA WANNA PLAY!
Sora: uh.alright ^^
Wakka: I'm gonna take you out with my balls ya ya!!!
(( his blitz player balls you pervs oO; ))
Sora: BRING IT ON!! -grins-
Wakka: hahaha.isn't that a movie? No matter!
--Wakka starts pelting Sora with his blitz balls-
Sora: OW OW OW!! !!!!!
~~*Sora* Crap, he didn't fall for it ! ~~
--eventually, sora was beat without laying a finger on wakka-
Wakka: ya ya? I'm da best ya ya? YA YA GO TRAIN SOME YA ?
Sora: -.- muther f***'n.
--Sora crawls back to Kairi's place, beaten and bruised in several places-
Kairi: HEY!! ARE YOU READY?!?!
Sora: ARE YOU READY!!
Kairi: READY!!
Sora: READY FOR THE RACE, ARE YOU READY!!
--echoes: ready!! -
Kairi: VROOM VROOM!!!
Sora: -coughs- yea, I'm ready to head back..
Kairi: OK!!
((btw, that was a song I heard from dDR XD; no matter ))
---sunset scene.awww!!--
sora: so riku, how do you think the dent got onto the paopu tree? ^^
Riku: Isn't it obvious?..-points at kairi-
Kairi: -sits there with a "duuuhhhh" expression on her face-
Sora: oh.-smiles at riku-
~~*Riku,Sora,&Kairi* Gosh he's/I'm so fiiiine!!! ~~
Sora: say riku, don't you want to explore other worlds?
Riku: well DUH, must spread my fineness to the other worlds! ^_^
Sora: -nods- that's true.
Riku: also I need to find any other allies to take over the male modeling world..;
Kairi: -still sitting with a "duuuhhhh" look on her face-
--and they watch the sunset together.aww!!--
--somewhere in the middle of destiny islands ocean-
Derek: glub glub! The essence..of water.so soooooothinnggg..
A/N: XD; wow, this was 12 pages long.so how was it? ^^; I know, this chapter was boring.x___X currently ran out of imagination steam.heh heh.Dun forget to review!! I now accept anonymous .reviews cause I finally found how to unblock XD;;; please review! OO; and as I said, I'm not trying to criticize KH, I really do like it...fine, am obsessed about it x___X; it's a very fun game :B uh, yes, please review! ^^;