AN: Yoda's spelling of the word 'code" is not something I made up – it's in Aurek-Besh, it's the alphabet that the Imperials used.
Part Nine
INT. VADER'S MANSION – MEDITATION CHAMBER
Vader sits in the stark white meditation chamber, eyes shut.
VADER
So, Yoda, you decide to lead them into the Ice Fields…and if you don't get through, where will you run? Would you take a more dangerous route?
EXT. SPACE – ICE FIELDS
The space around the starships is very thick with snow and ice. Only Han is able to evade every single snowball and chunk of ice successfully, while the other X-Wings and the Lady Luck is completely battered.
INT. MILLENNIUM FALCON – COCKPIT
Han's fingers fly over the controls as he skilfully manoeuvres his ship through the ice fields. He looks down at his sensors and has a hunch that something bad is about to happen.
HAN
I have a bad feeling about this…
INT. YODA'S X-WING – COCKPIT
Yoda is staring out of his cockpit window.
YODA
Vader, it is!
EXT. SPACE – ICE FIELDS
Tiny shards of ice accelerate towards the small fleet of ships.
INT. MILLENNIUM FALCON – COCKPIT
Han deftly flips a lot of switches on his dashboard.
HAN
All right, everyone, switch deflector shields to full power and hide behind that snowball at about…um, what the hell, just follow me! Repeat –
INT. LUKE'S X-WING – COCKPIT
Luke listens intently to the orders being given out.
HAN
(Cont'd, over commlink)
Switch deflector shield to full power and follow me!
Scene switches to every cockpit as everyone switches their deflector shields, before we end up at
EXT. SPACE – ICE FIELDS
The conglomeration of X-Wings and freighters surge after the Millennium Falcon, which is headed towards a gigantic chunk of ice big enough to shield all of the ships.
EXT. SPACE – ICE FIELDS – BIG CHUNK OF ICE
The tiny shards of ice fly like darts at the bigger chunk, only to strike it, or to fully miss and sail off into infinity.
INT. YODA'S X-WING – COCKPIT
Yoda has his eyes shut, concentrating and trying to calm the ice fields with the Force. However…
EXT. BBURRU – TOP OF VADER'S MANSION
Vader has also squeezed his eyes shut, and is trying to bombard them with more pieces of ice.
INT. LADY LUCK – COCKPIT
LANDO
Yoda we've got to get out of here! Look, we'll make a detour to the Tingel Arm and then make a run for Coruscant!
INT. BEN'S X-WING – COCKPIT
Ben glares furiously at his commlink.
BEN
No! Lando, that is exactly where we don't want to go!
LANDO
(Baffled, over commlink)
Really? Why's that?
BEN
(Scowls)
Look, do you want me to show you with charts and diagrams? IT'S TOO %^&*EN CLOSE TO DURO, YOU DUMB@$$!!!
LANDO
(Stupidly, over commlink)
Oh!
BEN
(Mutters, covering commlink)
Dumb@$$.
INT. CHEWIE'S SLIGHTLY LARGER X-WING – COCKPIT
CHEWIE
~Or we could pay a visit to the Death Star! I've got a homing beacon aboard it, and my family would warmly welcome all of us!~
INT. YODA'S X-WING – COCKPIT
Yoda frowns.
VADER
(V.O.)
The Death Star…that place scares the s*** out of you! What's the matter, Master Yoda? Chicken?
Yoda's eyes flash with anger.
YODA
Let he who has the Gem decide, we must.
INT. LUKE'S X-WING – COCKPIT
LUKE
Let's go, then.
INT. YODA'S X-WING – COCKPIT
Yoda's frown deepens.
YODA
Proceed, his decision will.
EXT. SPACE – ICE FIELDS
The ships vanish into hyperspace once again.
EXT. SPACE – DEATH STAR
Tiny pinpricks rapidly grow to become the nine ships. The camera pans to follow the ships, and reveals the true enormity of the gigantic space station called the Death Star.
INT. LADY LUCK – COCKPIT
Lando's eyes widen in shock and amazement.
LANDO
Geez, look at the size of that thing!
YODA
(Over commlink)
The Death Star, that is.
INT. YODA'S X-WING – COCKPIT
YODA
Form a message, all those towers do.
INT. YODA'S X-WING – COCKPIT VIEWPORT
We get a closer look of the great attention paid towards the detail in constructing the Death Star.
YODA
(V.O.)
Reads, it does: Stay the hell out of here, if know what is good for you, you do. Enter only, you must, if have the code, you do.
DETOO'S X-WING – ARTOO SOCKET
DETOO
*What the f*** does that mean?*
INT. YODA'S X-WING – COCKPIT
Yoda lets out a nasty laugh.
YODA
Then know something you do not, I do! MMMM-hm-hm-hm-hm-hmmm!!! (Sighs) Know exactly, I do not, either. Yet believe, I do, that if have the code, you do, then enter, you can.
He extends his arm and closes his eyes, concentrating.
YODA
(Commands)
OPEEEEEENNNNN SESAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EXT. SPACE – DEATH STAR SURFACE
Nothing happens.
INT. BEN'S X-WING – COCKPIT
BEN
(Cynically)
Have you been reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves again?
INT. YODA'S X-WING – COCKPIT
Yoda shakes his fists with fury.
YODA
GAAAAHHHHH!!!!! WORK, THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO!!!
INT. BEN'S X-WING – COCKPIT
BEN
…I'll take that as a yes.
TWO HOURS LATER…
INT. YODA'S X-WING – COCKPIT
Yoda is still trying to figure out the code.
YODA
ABRACADABRA! KABAM-SHAZAAM!!! ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR-FIVE-SIX-SEVEN-EIGHT!!! 0-1-0-0-0-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1!!!
He sighs and finally gives up.
LUKE
(Over commlink)
Master Yoda?
YODA
Yes, young Skywalker?
INT. LUKE'S X-WING – COCKPIT
LUKE
How do you spell the word "code"?
INT. YODA'S X-WING – COCKPIT
Cresh-osk-dorn-esk.
EXT. SPACE – SURFACE OF DEATH STAR
A small hatch, just big enough to fit all of the ships in at once, opens.
