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CHAPTER 3: PRANKS AND BLACK KNIGHTS
Down in the Great Hall, Abby, Lily, and Sabrina were talking in hushed voices. The only person who was paying any attention to them was James. He knew they were up to something, but he couldn't figure out what. His eyes glanced over Lily. 'God she's beautiful,' he thought. 'Too bad she hates me. I just wish I knew what last night was about.'
While he was contemplating on whether or not he should ask Lily to meet him again, the girls were already going into action. Each one of them had their wands hidden under their robes and were whispering words that no one could make out. In a matter of seconds, there was screaming at the Slytherin table. Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy were jumping on their table and had started to dance the chicken dance. To add to the excitement, at the end of each set, a piece of clothing magically disappeared. And if this wasn't enough, the Maurader's had decided to pull their prank at the same time. Although their's wasn't as original, it added to the overall effect. Just above Snape and Malfoy's dance number was a picture of each of them sleeping in their dorms, what looked to be when they were first years, hugging identical stuffed pink bunnies. The Great Hall was roaring with laughter. Even McGonagal was having a hard time keeping a straight face. But in the end, Dumbledore stopped everything with a wave of his hand. After all the commotion had died down, he stood up and said, "Although I am sure that many of you found this highly entertaining, it is also against school rules. So I must ask that the following students meet me in my office immediately: James Potter, Lily Evans, Sirius Black, Abby Murphy, Remus Lupin, and Sabrina Satterfield. I will be with you in a few short moments. Thank You.
All six of these students rose from their tables, and walked out of the Great Hall with their heads held high and an enormous applause following them. The only people who weren't clapping and cheering were the Slytherins and even a few of them were having a hard time keeping a straight face. Snape and Malfoy stared at the Maurader's and BG's with venomous looks. To them, being humiliated in such a way, must follow with revenge of some sort. All they needed to do was to plan, and plan they would do.
As the six walked to Dumbledore's office, they congratulated each other on pranks well pulled. "God Lily didn't think you had it in you," said James with an amused look in his eyes.
"Never underestimate me Potter. The moment you do will be the downfall of your reputation," she retorted.
As the bickering between James and Lily continued, a different kind of congratulations was going on between Sirius and Abby.
"Abby didn't you think the prank I thought up was good?" asked Sirius.
"Wonderful Siri, but there is no way you thought of that. You brain would have exploded from overload."
"Well just goes to show you Abigail dear, I'm as smart as I look. But since it seems you are unable to congratulate me, I will do so to you in my special way." And with that, he grabbed Abby's hand and kissed her sweetly on the lips. Abby struggled to get out of his grasp with all her might. All of a sudden, she decided not to force him away. His surprise of her ceasing to resist only egged him on. He continued to kiss her, trailing his lips from hers to her neck and ear. Abby took this as her one chance and kneed him directly in the groin. Sirius bent over in pain and crumpled up on the floor like a little baby. Everyone turned to look at the two and they too ended up on the floor, only laughing. Abby was the only one standing and she had an evil grin on her face.
"Thanks for the congratulations, but I do believe that mine was much more satisfying. Now if you don't mind, I'd like to make it to Dumbledore's office without killing you."
"Aahh, but Abigail my love, Dumbledore would be so much more willing to let us off easy if he saw that we were together and happy with one another."
"Over my dead body."
James helped Sirius get up off the ground and then helped Lily. Lily was still laughing hard, tears were coming out of her eyes. James stared at her and wondered how she could be so beautiful when she was lying on the ground, laughing with make-up running down her cheeks. Then he realized her laugh was like a song. He just stared and stared until Sirius hit him in the arm.
"You ok there Prongs?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. Better get to Dumbledore's before we get into any more trouble." He continued to help Lily up. By now she was recovered from her laughing fit and able to make it. As they made their way to the Headmaster's office once more, Sirius continued to put his arm around Abby but was only rewarded with swift kicks to the butt and being hit in the stomach. Lily and James walked behind them arguing over whose prank was better; and then there was Remus and Sabrina, walking behind their friends talking with each other and looking at their friends with amused expressions. Then Remus and Sabrina looked at each other with identical smiles, knowing exactly what the other was thinking. It was time to set their friends up for they knew that there was absolutely no denying the sexual tension that ran between the four of them.
"I can't believe that we got a month's worth of detentions! This is so great! I can't wait to break the school record!" shouted Sirius that evening after dinner once they had reached the common room. All six of them had received the month's worth of detentions and all but Sirius and Abby were in an extremely bad mood about it. Sirius, Remus, and James had situated themselves around the fire, waiting for the girls to come up from dinner. They began a conversation about Quidditch, debating over who would injure more people in the upcoming match against Slytherin, Abby or Sirius.
"Sirius, Abby has it out not only for you, but for the whole of Slytherin house. She has a temper not to be messed with. And to add to that, before she came to Hogwarts, her dad would let her be involved with muggle sports like baseball. She was the only girl in a league of 9 teams. She knows how to use a bat to knock balls at guys. With as pissed as she is at you right now, you'd better make sure that she doesn't start hitting the bludger at you as well," explained James.
"Ah, she knows she loves me. She would never intentionally hurt me."
"So that's why she's trying to make sure that you can never have any little Sirius' running around, right?"
"It was flirting Jamie, Abby's a tough chick. She was just giving me a love tap."
"Don't call me Jamie, and if that was flirting, then Lily yelling at me is really telling me that she loves me."
Unknown to James and Sirius, Remus was watching them with hawk's eyes, trying to figure out if they really did like the two girls. He decided that it needed more research, but not without Sabrina. She needed to give him the two girls' reactions so he could figure this mess out.
The girls chose that moment to walk in through the portrait hole and settle themselves down by the fire with the boys. Sabrina sat next to Remus and looked at him with dancing eyes. 'She has the dirt,' thought Remus. During the time that these two were talking with their eyes, Lily was taking a sit next to James and Abby was debating whether or not to sit on the last couch next to Sirius or to choose the floor. She decided that the floor would at least keep her from actually hurting Black and just thinking about it. Within 2 seconds of her sitting on the floor, Sirius has scooped her up in his arms and started to prance around the common room with her struggling to get free.
"BLACK, PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW YOU FUCK!" she screamed. "Why? I'm your knight in shining armor taking you away from the battlefields."
"YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO INTO BATTLE BLACK, ONLY IT'S GOING TO BE WITH ME!!!!!" And with that, Abby managed to free herself from Sirius' grasp and knock him on the ground. She then proceeded to punch him in the face, stomach, and anywhere else there was to hit him. It took James, Lily, and Remus to restrain her, but she had done her damage. Sirius stood up with a black eye and broken rib.
"Damn girl, never knew that you wanted my body so badly," laughed Sirius. "But if you want me that bad babe, maybe we should tell Lily, Remus, Sabrina, and James to leave so that you can have me all to yourself. Them holding you is only keeping us away from the passion that we have between eachother."
"YOU BETTER LEAVE NOW BEFORE I MURDER YOU SIRIUS!" Within seconds Sirius had jumped out the portrait hole and began to make his way to the hospital wing so that 1) Abby wouldn't kill him, and 2) He could get the injuries that she gave him fixed. As we made his way through the castle, he thought, 'I always knew that I would begin to finally fall for a girl. I just never thought it would be one that could hit harder than a guy, yet have the perfect curvy body that he admired so much that he didn't mind the beatings. Plus, she has a mind not only as perverted as mine, but she's also smart. I will get her to think of me as knight one day, no matter what it takes.'
CHAPTER 3: PRANKS AND BLACK KNIGHTS
Down in the Great Hall, Abby, Lily, and Sabrina were talking in hushed voices. The only person who was paying any attention to them was James. He knew they were up to something, but he couldn't figure out what. His eyes glanced over Lily. 'God she's beautiful,' he thought. 'Too bad she hates me. I just wish I knew what last night was about.'
While he was contemplating on whether or not he should ask Lily to meet him again, the girls were already going into action. Each one of them had their wands hidden under their robes and were whispering words that no one could make out. In a matter of seconds, there was screaming at the Slytherin table. Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy were jumping on their table and had started to dance the chicken dance. To add to the excitement, at the end of each set, a piece of clothing magically disappeared. And if this wasn't enough, the Maurader's had decided to pull their prank at the same time. Although their's wasn't as original, it added to the overall effect. Just above Snape and Malfoy's dance number was a picture of each of them sleeping in their dorms, what looked to be when they were first years, hugging identical stuffed pink bunnies. The Great Hall was roaring with laughter. Even McGonagal was having a hard time keeping a straight face. But in the end, Dumbledore stopped everything with a wave of his hand. After all the commotion had died down, he stood up and said, "Although I am sure that many of you found this highly entertaining, it is also against school rules. So I must ask that the following students meet me in my office immediately: James Potter, Lily Evans, Sirius Black, Abby Murphy, Remus Lupin, and Sabrina Satterfield. I will be with you in a few short moments. Thank You.
All six of these students rose from their tables, and walked out of the Great Hall with their heads held high and an enormous applause following them. The only people who weren't clapping and cheering were the Slytherins and even a few of them were having a hard time keeping a straight face. Snape and Malfoy stared at the Maurader's and BG's with venomous looks. To them, being humiliated in such a way, must follow with revenge of some sort. All they needed to do was to plan, and plan they would do.
As the six walked to Dumbledore's office, they congratulated each other on pranks well pulled. "God Lily didn't think you had it in you," said James with an amused look in his eyes.
"Never underestimate me Potter. The moment you do will be the downfall of your reputation," she retorted.
As the bickering between James and Lily continued, a different kind of congratulations was going on between Sirius and Abby.
"Abby didn't you think the prank I thought up was good?" asked Sirius.
"Wonderful Siri, but there is no way you thought of that. You brain would have exploded from overload."
"Well just goes to show you Abigail dear, I'm as smart as I look. But since it seems you are unable to congratulate me, I will do so to you in my special way." And with that, he grabbed Abby's hand and kissed her sweetly on the lips. Abby struggled to get out of his grasp with all her might. All of a sudden, she decided not to force him away. His surprise of her ceasing to resist only egged him on. He continued to kiss her, trailing his lips from hers to her neck and ear. Abby took this as her one chance and kneed him directly in the groin. Sirius bent over in pain and crumpled up on the floor like a little baby. Everyone turned to look at the two and they too ended up on the floor, only laughing. Abby was the only one standing and she had an evil grin on her face.
"Thanks for the congratulations, but I do believe that mine was much more satisfying. Now if you don't mind, I'd like to make it to Dumbledore's office without killing you."
"Aahh, but Abigail my love, Dumbledore would be so much more willing to let us off easy if he saw that we were together and happy with one another."
"Over my dead body."
James helped Sirius get up off the ground and then helped Lily. Lily was still laughing hard, tears were coming out of her eyes. James stared at her and wondered how she could be so beautiful when she was lying on the ground, laughing with make-up running down her cheeks. Then he realized her laugh was like a song. He just stared and stared until Sirius hit him in the arm.
"You ok there Prongs?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. Better get to Dumbledore's before we get into any more trouble." He continued to help Lily up. By now she was recovered from her laughing fit and able to make it. As they made their way to the Headmaster's office once more, Sirius continued to put his arm around Abby but was only rewarded with swift kicks to the butt and being hit in the stomach. Lily and James walked behind them arguing over whose prank was better; and then there was Remus and Sabrina, walking behind their friends talking with each other and looking at their friends with amused expressions. Then Remus and Sabrina looked at each other with identical smiles, knowing exactly what the other was thinking. It was time to set their friends up for they knew that there was absolutely no denying the sexual tension that ran between the four of them.
"I can't believe that we got a month's worth of detentions! This is so great! I can't wait to break the school record!" shouted Sirius that evening after dinner once they had reached the common room. All six of them had received the month's worth of detentions and all but Sirius and Abby were in an extremely bad mood about it. Sirius, Remus, and James had situated themselves around the fire, waiting for the girls to come up from dinner. They began a conversation about Quidditch, debating over who would injure more people in the upcoming match against Slytherin, Abby or Sirius.
"Sirius, Abby has it out not only for you, but for the whole of Slytherin house. She has a temper not to be messed with. And to add to that, before she came to Hogwarts, her dad would let her be involved with muggle sports like baseball. She was the only girl in a league of 9 teams. She knows how to use a bat to knock balls at guys. With as pissed as she is at you right now, you'd better make sure that she doesn't start hitting the bludger at you as well," explained James.
"Ah, she knows she loves me. She would never intentionally hurt me."
"So that's why she's trying to make sure that you can never have any little Sirius' running around, right?"
"It was flirting Jamie, Abby's a tough chick. She was just giving me a love tap."
"Don't call me Jamie, and if that was flirting, then Lily yelling at me is really telling me that she loves me."
Unknown to James and Sirius, Remus was watching them with hawk's eyes, trying to figure out if they really did like the two girls. He decided that it needed more research, but not without Sabrina. She needed to give him the two girls' reactions so he could figure this mess out.
The girls chose that moment to walk in through the portrait hole and settle themselves down by the fire with the boys. Sabrina sat next to Remus and looked at him with dancing eyes. 'She has the dirt,' thought Remus. During the time that these two were talking with their eyes, Lily was taking a sit next to James and Abby was debating whether or not to sit on the last couch next to Sirius or to choose the floor. She decided that the floor would at least keep her from actually hurting Black and just thinking about it. Within 2 seconds of her sitting on the floor, Sirius has scooped her up in his arms and started to prance around the common room with her struggling to get free.
"BLACK, PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW YOU FUCK!" she screamed. "Why? I'm your knight in shining armor taking you away from the battlefields."
"YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO INTO BATTLE BLACK, ONLY IT'S GOING TO BE WITH ME!!!!!" And with that, Abby managed to free herself from Sirius' grasp and knock him on the ground. She then proceeded to punch him in the face, stomach, and anywhere else there was to hit him. It took James, Lily, and Remus to restrain her, but she had done her damage. Sirius stood up with a black eye and broken rib.
"Damn girl, never knew that you wanted my body so badly," laughed Sirius. "But if you want me that bad babe, maybe we should tell Lily, Remus, Sabrina, and James to leave so that you can have me all to yourself. Them holding you is only keeping us away from the passion that we have between eachother."
"YOU BETTER LEAVE NOW BEFORE I MURDER YOU SIRIUS!" Within seconds Sirius had jumped out the portrait hole and began to make his way to the hospital wing so that 1) Abby wouldn't kill him, and 2) He could get the injuries that she gave him fixed. As we made his way through the castle, he thought, 'I always knew that I would begin to finally fall for a girl. I just never thought it would be one that could hit harder than a guy, yet have the perfect curvy body that he admired so much that he didn't mind the beatings. Plus, she has a mind not only as perverted as mine, but she's also smart. I will get her to think of me as knight one day, no matter what it takes.'