5:48 25/01/03
Ummmmm... Nothing to say... errrrrr... I like cheese!
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Vegeta spun around. "Kaka-mph!" Just as Vegeta started speaking Goku grabbed him a tight hug. "Heeheehee! Tricked ya Veggie!" giggled Goku.
"Kakarotto, what were." Vegeta began. Goku gripped Vegeta tighter causing the smaller saiya-jin to melt into a puddle. Vegeta sat up and smacked Goku across the head. "Don't ever do that!"
"Veggie don't like me..." Goku said quietly.
Vegeta blanched, "N-no! Kakarotto, I didn't say that."
"Veggie luvs me!" Goku litrelly yelled, causing passersby to stare at them. Goku was about to grab Vegeta again when the pint sized saiya-jin's phone rang.
"Whadda ya want?" said Vegeta into the incredibly small machine (it was about the size of Vegeta's finger). "Mr. Oujisama... we have... a problem." said Y, "A... alien has... taken... Mrs. Son... hostage."
"I thought we were fashion police."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Fine. Tell us where there being held hostage."
"According... to radar... right infront... of you."
Vegeta looked infront of the car to see a gigantic warehouse with a huge sign saying in hasty writing: "An alien is not holding Son Chi-Chi against her will."
Vegeta stared. "Oh."
Vegeta turned to Goku who was still in a lunging position. "Uhhhh... Kakarotto."
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss Veggie-who-luvs-me?" Goku said with his big sparkly eyes.
"Onnahasbeenkidnappedbyanalien." Vegeta said with out even taking a single breath. Goku eyes widened, "Chi-chan? Kidnapped?" Goku kicked the door open and ran into the warehouse. Vegeta just casually opened the door and strolled over to the building.
Vegeta walked in and almost lost it. Goku was having a conversation with a purple, three headed, dragon looking person, who was about the size of a small pig. Chi-Chi was hanging over a vat of boiling oil, trying to scream through the sound proof glass. "Kakarotto. Onna's going for a swim." smirked Vegeta.
"He won't answer because I have him under mind-control. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed the alien, "And now to introduce myself my name is... Fluffy!"
"Fluffy?" Vegeta said.
"They where expecting a girl."
"Oh."
"Say hi "Kakarotto."" smirked Fluffy.
"Hi lil' Veggie!" Goku said grinning.
"Are you sure his under mind-control?"
"Of course. Now slave, ATTACK!"
"Wow you helped didn't you." Chi-Chi said sarcastically to a now chained Vegeta.
"Shut up Onna."
"Now I shall lower you into the bubbling oil! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Fluffy as he moved to pull the lever. "DIE!" he yelled as the captives fell towards the oil. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! KAKAY!" cried Vegeta who closed his eyes expecting to be fried.
"Open your eyes Veggie!" Vegeta opened his to see Goku piggybacking him and carrying Chi-Chi to safety. "Why you-" started Fluffy.
"Now now, don't swear. This fic's PG." smirked Vegeta. Fluffy leapt at Vegeta to only get flicked away into a wall. "That was... suprisingly easy." said Vegeta. "Uhhhhh... Goku what are you wearing?! I swear if this is a sick Ouji-trick I'll..." Chi-Chi said turning to Vegeta. "Nah, Veggie had nuthin' ta do with it. It was these guys and they..." Goku began explained.
Chi-Chi laughed. "Yeh Goku, Sure." She grabbed Goku, "You're taking me home."
"What about Veggie?" Goku said, gazing at Vegeta who fakely pouted and said,
"Don't worry about me Kakay, I'll be fine."
"Veggie!" Goku struggled to hug Vegeta but Chi-Chi dragged him out.
"Hmph." Vegeta pouted, "I don't need him anyway..." Suddenly the doors burst open and a man ran in. He was also wearing a pink tuxedo. "Look at the banana." said the man quickly, "Look at the banana."
"Why should I?!" Vegeta said.
"Just look!"
"Hmph... OK." The man sweatdropped, then pulled out a crowbar and cracked Vegeta over the head with it.
"What if it a big bully gets him or a monster!" cried Goku, desprorate to return to his little buddy. "He's not going to die just because your not there." Chi-Chi said agravated. There was a knock at the door. Chi-Chi opened the door and all that could be heard from where Goku was, was "Look at the banana." and a loud clang. A man came around the corner, into the kitchen. "Look at the banana." said the man.
"Oooooooooooooooooh! Banana!" Goku said. Clang! The man hit Goku over the head with his crowbar. "...banana..." Goku said again.
"How am I supposed to make you forget if our scientifically proved methods don't work." said the man.
Goku looked up, "Forget what?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Uhhhhhh... bye."
"Bye!"
Vegeta groaned, "Where am I?"
Ummmmm... Nothing to say... errrrrr... I like cheese!
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Vegeta spun around. "Kaka-mph!" Just as Vegeta started speaking Goku grabbed him a tight hug. "Heeheehee! Tricked ya Veggie!" giggled Goku.
"Kakarotto, what were." Vegeta began. Goku gripped Vegeta tighter causing the smaller saiya-jin to melt into a puddle. Vegeta sat up and smacked Goku across the head. "Don't ever do that!"
"Veggie don't like me..." Goku said quietly.
Vegeta blanched, "N-no! Kakarotto, I didn't say that."
"Veggie luvs me!" Goku litrelly yelled, causing passersby to stare at them. Goku was about to grab Vegeta again when the pint sized saiya-jin's phone rang.
"Whadda ya want?" said Vegeta into the incredibly small machine (it was about the size of Vegeta's finger). "Mr. Oujisama... we have... a problem." said Y, "A... alien has... taken... Mrs. Son... hostage."
"I thought we were fashion police."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Fine. Tell us where there being held hostage."
"According... to radar... right infront... of you."
Vegeta looked infront of the car to see a gigantic warehouse with a huge sign saying in hasty writing: "An alien is not holding Son Chi-Chi against her will."
Vegeta stared. "Oh."
Vegeta turned to Goku who was still in a lunging position. "Uhhhh... Kakarotto."
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss Veggie-who-luvs-me?" Goku said with his big sparkly eyes.
"Onnahasbeenkidnappedbyanalien." Vegeta said with out even taking a single breath. Goku eyes widened, "Chi-chan? Kidnapped?" Goku kicked the door open and ran into the warehouse. Vegeta just casually opened the door and strolled over to the building.
Vegeta walked in and almost lost it. Goku was having a conversation with a purple, three headed, dragon looking person, who was about the size of a small pig. Chi-Chi was hanging over a vat of boiling oil, trying to scream through the sound proof glass. "Kakarotto. Onna's going for a swim." smirked Vegeta.
"He won't answer because I have him under mind-control. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed the alien, "And now to introduce myself my name is... Fluffy!"
"Fluffy?" Vegeta said.
"They where expecting a girl."
"Oh."
"Say hi "Kakarotto."" smirked Fluffy.
"Hi lil' Veggie!" Goku said grinning.
"Are you sure his under mind-control?"
"Of course. Now slave, ATTACK!"
"Wow you helped didn't you." Chi-Chi said sarcastically to a now chained Vegeta.
"Shut up Onna."
"Now I shall lower you into the bubbling oil! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Fluffy as he moved to pull the lever. "DIE!" he yelled as the captives fell towards the oil. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! KAKAY!" cried Vegeta who closed his eyes expecting to be fried.
"Open your eyes Veggie!" Vegeta opened his to see Goku piggybacking him and carrying Chi-Chi to safety. "Why you-" started Fluffy.
"Now now, don't swear. This fic's PG." smirked Vegeta. Fluffy leapt at Vegeta to only get flicked away into a wall. "That was... suprisingly easy." said Vegeta. "Uhhhhh... Goku what are you wearing?! I swear if this is a sick Ouji-trick I'll..." Chi-Chi said turning to Vegeta. "Nah, Veggie had nuthin' ta do with it. It was these guys and they..." Goku began explained.
Chi-Chi laughed. "Yeh Goku, Sure." She grabbed Goku, "You're taking me home."
"What about Veggie?" Goku said, gazing at Vegeta who fakely pouted and said,
"Don't worry about me Kakay, I'll be fine."
"Veggie!" Goku struggled to hug Vegeta but Chi-Chi dragged him out.
"Hmph." Vegeta pouted, "I don't need him anyway..." Suddenly the doors burst open and a man ran in. He was also wearing a pink tuxedo. "Look at the banana." said the man quickly, "Look at the banana."
"Why should I?!" Vegeta said.
"Just look!"
"Hmph... OK." The man sweatdropped, then pulled out a crowbar and cracked Vegeta over the head with it.
"What if it a big bully gets him or a monster!" cried Goku, desprorate to return to his little buddy. "He's not going to die just because your not there." Chi-Chi said agravated. There was a knock at the door. Chi-Chi opened the door and all that could be heard from where Goku was, was "Look at the banana." and a loud clang. A man came around the corner, into the kitchen. "Look at the banana." said the man.
"Oooooooooooooooooh! Banana!" Goku said. Clang! The man hit Goku over the head with his crowbar. "...banana..." Goku said again.
"How am I supposed to make you forget if our scientifically proved methods don't work." said the man.
Goku looked up, "Forget what?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Uhhhhhh... bye."
"Bye!"
Vegeta groaned, "Where am I?"