Disclaimers- Yu-Gi-Oh and its characters...etc....are not mine...*cries* BUT I WISH THEY WERE!!!!!!!!!!!! *sniffles* Ok now that that's out of my system...
Warning- Uh....this is my first fic ever so don't kill me if it sucks....*gulps* I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE!!!! Other then that....uh....nothing really....language....
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"So we're all set then?" Yugi Motou asked his friends. as he zipped up his knapsack.
A chorus of "yes"s came back at him. It was decided then, they were going on a day long hike. Just them. Tea, Kaiba, Joey, Tristan, Yugi, Malik, Bakura and 3 insane Yamis'...well...2 insane...one only mildly...
This. Means. Trouble.
~~2 hours later, somewhere in the woods...~~
In the beautiful forest, the birds were singing gently...or they would have been if it hadn't been for all the squabbling going on between a certain two teenagers...
"I don't know why I agreed to go on this damn hike!"
"Oh Kaiba shut-up!"
"Why don't you mutt!"
"Why I otta...."
"Guys, violence doesn't solve anything...."
"Sorry Yug..."
Kaiba just grunted, and continued walking through the dense forest, thinking about how much he wished he had brought some god damn earmuffs...
"Uh guys..."
"What is it Tea?"
"Anyone know where we are?"
Tristan smirked; "Joey has the map..."
"I do not! I gave it to Malik!"
Silence filled the air....
"Malik? What did you do with the map...?"
"Well, er, you see...When I was walking along..a, er, rabid chipmunk followed me! Ya thats it! Anyways this rabid chipmunk decided that I was like a big fat hot dog..."
Kaiba grunted; "Not suprisingly..."
"Hey! I heard that! So anyways it decided to eat me but I guess it wanted an appetizer which it decided should be my arm so I like...er...Threw it the map which it tore to shreds and then I ran away! Ya thats it!"
Malik turned around, only to find 6 teenagers glaring at him.
"What?! That's what happened! I swear! My Yami can prove it!"
A bright falsh of light filled the area, and out popped Yami.M... asleep...drool running down his mouth...hair like a rats nest..well, you get the picture!
"Eeeewww gross! Now where did I put my blowdryer and brush...."
Yugi blinked. "Uh Tea...."
"Ya Yugi?" Tea answered, while, rummaging through her many, er, things.
"Why'd you bring a blowdryer...we're in the woods..."
"So?"
"Doesn't it need electricity to work....?"
Tea stopped moving and just, well, stood there. Without talking. To everyone's amazement.
"Uh Tea...what are you doing?"
"Well Mr.Sherlock Joey, I'm thinking!"
"Wow...hey guys did you hear that! She's THINKING! It's amazing!"
A screech broke through the silence. "JJJJJJJJOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!!! OR I'LL SEND MY POLKA DOTTED MONKEYS TO KKKIIILLLLLL YOU!!!"
"Eep! HELP!"
Suddenly another bright flash of light, and out popped Yami.B...who, immediatly tripped over a stone, fell on Yami.M, waking him up.
"All right! What is it? Put 'em up! I swear I didn't kill Bob! It was Yami.B.! I swear!"
For a few seconds there was complete silence...except for Joey's cries for help off in the distance...then...
"Yami.M. you liar! I did not kill Bob! It was you!"
"Did not! You did!"
"Nuh-Un!"
"Ya-huh!"
"Nuh-Un!"
"Ya-Huh!"
"Nuh-Un!"
"Ya-Huh!"
"Nuh-Un!"
"Ya-Huh!"
"Nuh-Un!"
"Ya-Huh!"
"Nuh-Un!"
"Ya-Huh!"
And in the midst of all this, unnoticed by the squabbling Yamis..Another bright flash of light filled the area, and out popped Yami.
"Hiya Yami!"
"Hello Yugi..er, is this the hike you've been talking about?"
"Yup! Isn't it great?"
Yami looked around and blinked. "Uh Yugi...where's Tea and Joey?"
"Oh that...well you see, Tea's off chasing Joey for something he said...actually she's chasing him with a blowdryer and threats of her polka dotted monkeys...They're around here somewhere..."
Yami just shook his head. "I see Yami.M. and Yami.B. are here...and there's Kaiba, obviously trying to block out everybody, and I see Malik, Tristan and Bakura talking peacefully by those vines..."
Yugi stared at the trio, wide-eyed. "Eh, Yami? Those aren't vines..."
~~Meanwhile somewhere in the woods~~
"YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW JOEY WHEELER!!!!!!!!!!!!! BY THE WAY, WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?"
"I DONT HAVE ONE!"
"SURE YOU DO! MAYBE YOU'LL TELL MY MONKEYS!!! *MWUHAHAHAHAHA*"
"YOU DON'T HAVE MONKEYS!"
"I DONT?"
"NO!"
"SO? TELL ME YOUR MIDDLE NAME NOW JOEY!"
"I DONT HAVE ONE!"
"SURE YOU DO!"
"WHATS YOURS THEN MISS. SMARTY PANTS?"
"AMELIA! NOW WHAT'S YOURS?"
"I DON'T HAVE ONE!"
"EVERYONE HAS ONE!"
"WELL I'M NOT EVERYONE!"
"SO?"
"WELL I DONT HAVE A MIDDLE NAME!"
"ARE YOU SURE?"
"YES!"
"OH....WHY ARE WE YELLING?"
"I DON'T KNOW YOU STARTED IT!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID SO!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID SO!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID SO!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID SO!"
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Kirunai- Ok...I'm not so sure if that's what I meant to do in the first chapter of the first fic but oh well...I promise it'll get funnier...right now I think it's lame though...
Next chapter? Uh...back to YamiB vs. YamiM...maybe we'll find out who Bob is...And back the the vines thingy...and who knows, maybe Tea will stop chasing Joey...*sigh* I dont even know why Im writing this...
Warning- Uh....this is my first fic ever so don't kill me if it sucks....*gulps* I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE!!!! Other then that....uh....nothing really....language....
~~*~~
"So we're all set then?" Yugi Motou asked his friends. as he zipped up his knapsack.
A chorus of "yes"s came back at him. It was decided then, they were going on a day long hike. Just them. Tea, Kaiba, Joey, Tristan, Yugi, Malik, Bakura and 3 insane Yamis'...well...2 insane...one only mildly...
This. Means. Trouble.
~~2 hours later, somewhere in the woods...~~
In the beautiful forest, the birds were singing gently...or they would have been if it hadn't been for all the squabbling going on between a certain two teenagers...
"I don't know why I agreed to go on this damn hike!"
"Oh Kaiba shut-up!"
"Why don't you mutt!"
"Why I otta...."
"Guys, violence doesn't solve anything...."
"Sorry Yug..."
Kaiba just grunted, and continued walking through the dense forest, thinking about how much he wished he had brought some god damn earmuffs...
"Uh guys..."
"What is it Tea?"
"Anyone know where we are?"
Tristan smirked; "Joey has the map..."
"I do not! I gave it to Malik!"
Silence filled the air....
"Malik? What did you do with the map...?"
"Well, er, you see...When I was walking along..a, er, rabid chipmunk followed me! Ya thats it! Anyways this rabid chipmunk decided that I was like a big fat hot dog..."
Kaiba grunted; "Not suprisingly..."
"Hey! I heard that! So anyways it decided to eat me but I guess it wanted an appetizer which it decided should be my arm so I like...er...Threw it the map which it tore to shreds and then I ran away! Ya thats it!"
Malik turned around, only to find 6 teenagers glaring at him.
"What?! That's what happened! I swear! My Yami can prove it!"
A bright falsh of light filled the area, and out popped Yami.M... asleep...drool running down his mouth...hair like a rats nest..well, you get the picture!
"Eeeewww gross! Now where did I put my blowdryer and brush...."
Yugi blinked. "Uh Tea...."
"Ya Yugi?" Tea answered, while, rummaging through her many, er, things.
"Why'd you bring a blowdryer...we're in the woods..."
"So?"
"Doesn't it need electricity to work....?"
Tea stopped moving and just, well, stood there. Without talking. To everyone's amazement.
"Uh Tea...what are you doing?"
"Well Mr.Sherlock Joey, I'm thinking!"
"Wow...hey guys did you hear that! She's THINKING! It's amazing!"
A screech broke through the silence. "JJJJJJJJOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!!! OR I'LL SEND MY POLKA DOTTED MONKEYS TO KKKIIILLLLLL YOU!!!"
"Eep! HELP!"
Suddenly another bright flash of light, and out popped Yami.B...who, immediatly tripped over a stone, fell on Yami.M, waking him up.
"All right! What is it? Put 'em up! I swear I didn't kill Bob! It was Yami.B.! I swear!"
For a few seconds there was complete silence...except for Joey's cries for help off in the distance...then...
"Yami.M. you liar! I did not kill Bob! It was you!"
"Did not! You did!"
"Nuh-Un!"
"Ya-huh!"
"Nuh-Un!"
"Ya-Huh!"
"Nuh-Un!"
"Ya-Huh!"
"Nuh-Un!"
"Ya-Huh!"
"Nuh-Un!"
"Ya-Huh!"
"Nuh-Un!"
"Ya-Huh!"
And in the midst of all this, unnoticed by the squabbling Yamis..Another bright flash of light filled the area, and out popped Yami.
"Hiya Yami!"
"Hello Yugi..er, is this the hike you've been talking about?"
"Yup! Isn't it great?"
Yami looked around and blinked. "Uh Yugi...where's Tea and Joey?"
"Oh that...well you see, Tea's off chasing Joey for something he said...actually she's chasing him with a blowdryer and threats of her polka dotted monkeys...They're around here somewhere..."
Yami just shook his head. "I see Yami.M. and Yami.B. are here...and there's Kaiba, obviously trying to block out everybody, and I see Malik, Tristan and Bakura talking peacefully by those vines..."
Yugi stared at the trio, wide-eyed. "Eh, Yami? Those aren't vines..."
~~Meanwhile somewhere in the woods~~
"YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW JOEY WHEELER!!!!!!!!!!!!! BY THE WAY, WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?"
"I DONT HAVE ONE!"
"SURE YOU DO! MAYBE YOU'LL TELL MY MONKEYS!!! *MWUHAHAHAHAHA*"
"YOU DON'T HAVE MONKEYS!"
"I DONT?"
"NO!"
"SO? TELL ME YOUR MIDDLE NAME NOW JOEY!"
"I DONT HAVE ONE!"
"SURE YOU DO!"
"WHATS YOURS THEN MISS. SMARTY PANTS?"
"AMELIA! NOW WHAT'S YOURS?"
"I DON'T HAVE ONE!"
"EVERYONE HAS ONE!"
"WELL I'M NOT EVERYONE!"
"SO?"
"WELL I DONT HAVE A MIDDLE NAME!"
"ARE YOU SURE?"
"YES!"
"OH....WHY ARE WE YELLING?"
"I DON'T KNOW YOU STARTED IT!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID SO!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID SO!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID SO!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID SO!"
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Kirunai- Ok...I'm not so sure if that's what I meant to do in the first chapter of the first fic but oh well...I promise it'll get funnier...right now I think it's lame though...
Next chapter? Uh...back to YamiB vs. YamiM...maybe we'll find out who Bob is...And back the the vines thingy...and who knows, maybe Tea will stop chasing Joey...*sigh* I dont even know why Im writing this...