Disclaimers- TELETUBBIES ARE NOT REALLY CUTE LITTLE THINGS! THEY'RE ALIENS! ALIENS I TELL YOU! ALIENS IN LEAGUE WITH BARNEY! Oh, and Yu-Gi-Oh and all it's characters do, *sniffles*, not belong to me...
Warnings- Language...it's me writing this fic so you never know...
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~~Somewhere in the woods~~
Kaiba and Joey had finally stopped arguing, and the hikers were walking East, figuring it was a 1/4 chance that it was the right way. Yami and Yugi lead the way, with Tristan, Bakura and Malik close behind, Tea behind them, badgering Joey about the compass, Yami.M. and Yami.B. behind them, and Kaiba bringing up the rear. Everything was pretty quiet, until...
"EEK! A COCKROACH!" Tea grabbed on to Joey for protection, who turned to look at her.
"Oh for the love of God, Tea, it's just a bug!"
"Well then kill it!" Tea was pointing frantically to the ground, while clutching Joey's sleeve.
"I would...IF YOU'D LET GO OF MY ARM!"
"Oups..hehe..." She released Joeys arm. "NOW KILL THE DAMN COCKROACH!"
"Ok, ok..." Joey spun, and looked where Tea's finger pointed. "EEK! IT'S H-H-HUGE!" Joey grabbed on to Tea's arm, who smirked. "Well it's JUST A BUG!!!"
By this time, everyone had gathered around the two, and Yami pointed to the cockroach.
"Aibou?"
"Yes Yami?"
"What's a cockroach?"
Yugi started to answer, but Yami.M. walked up to Yami, and wispered something ito his ear. Yami stared at him, wide-eyed. Yami.M. nodded his head. Yugi looked up at Yami in alarm.
"Um, Yami?"
"Yes Yugi?"
"Uh...your nose is bleeding...wanna kleenex?"
"Yes please Aibou..." Yami answered, hand on his nose.
Kaiba snickered, realising what had been said. "Never listen to Yami.M., Yami. A cockroach is just a large beetle, which is a type of bug."
Yugi blinked. "Then what did Yami.M. tell him?"
Yami stopped whiping his nose, and proceeded to cover Yugi's ears with his hands, and glared at Yami.M., who snickered, and continued walking. A couple minutes later, they were all doing just that, walking.
~~1 hour later~~
"Well I guess East wasn't the way to go, eh guys?"
"I think you're right Yugi..."
They had reached a dead end. Well, sort-of...a humongous lake, to be exact.
"Why don't we head back West to where we were, then go North from there?"
"Fine by me Bakura, as long as we stick together." Tristan concluded, as they headed West.
~~1 hour later~~
"Well this is where we started."
"How do you figure that Kaiba?"
"Well there's Joey's inprint on the ground..."
"Oh. Good point."
"Why don't we sit down here and rest for a little bit?"
"Good idea Yugi."
"Ya better then any of yours Tea!" Joey grinned, but his grin soonly faded when he looked at Tea's face.
"JOEY WHEELER!"
Kaiba shook his head, as the rest of the group sat down on the grass and watch the chase unfold around them. It soon ended though, as the two were already out of breath. They joined the others, and silence filled the air. Until...
"Next time you have something to say mutt, raise your hand and place it over your mouth."
"Don't call me mutt ya jerk!"
"I will if I want to."
"Will not!"
"HELP!!!!!!!"
Everyone turned around to see Tea, hanging upside down from a tree, her feet being held by snakes, which looked a lot like vines...
"Well Yugi, I guess they were snakes..."
"Yup..."
Tristan, Bakura and Malik were, well, just staring at the snakes, Kaiba was paying no attention to anyone, Joey was glaring at Kaiba, and Yami.M. and Yami.B. were, well...
WHACK!
"Hey no fair Yami.M.! How come you got the first whack?"
"Because I'M the better snake whacker!"
"Oh well...My turn!"
WHACK!
"Oh nice shot Yami.B.! But I bet I can do better!"
WHACK!
"WOULD YOU GUYS GET THEM OFF OF ME WITHOUT HURTING ME?!?!?!?!"
"Eh..oups sorry Tea...Hey Yami.M. I guess we should be a little more careful..."
WHACK!
"OUCH!"
"Oups sorry Tea...Did you say something Yami.B.?"
Tea groaned, as Yami.B. repeated what he had said to Yami.M. She closed her eyes to think for a minute, and when she opened them...
"AAAAHHHH!!!! SNAKE! IN! FACE!"
WHACK!
"Ooohh nice shot Yami.B.!"
"Thank Yami.M...but I think I got Tea too..."
"THAT'S RIGHT YOU DID!" An well, to put it lightly, very enraged, Tea, got up off her butt, after falling from an tree full of snakes, blowdryer in hand, glaring at the two Yamis.
"Uh...Tea...Take it easy girl...Yami.B. didn't mean to hurt you..."
"That's right, I didn't mean to! The TV told me to do it!"
Yugi looked up from his conversation with Yami, Tristan, Bakura, Joey and Malik. "But Yami.B...How can a TV tell you to do something if we're way out here, lost in the jungle?"
"That's right, I mean, there's not even anything good on the TV at 1:30 in the afternoon!" Joey concluded.
Yami.B. put his fingers to his lips. "Ssshhh!!!!!! You guys aren't helping you know!"
Joey snickered, as Yugi apoligized.
Yami.B. sighed, and turned around, only to see Yami.M. trying to avoid Tea and her blowdryer. Unfortunatly, Tea just happened to notice him, and the fact that he was now no where near the rest of the hikers, meaning...
"YAMI.B. YOU GET YOUR 5000 YEAR OLD ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW SO MY BLOW DRYER CAN DO IT'S WORK!"
"EEP! BAKURA HELP!" Yami.B. quickly ran and hid behind his Aibou, breathing heavily, and immediatly noticing Yami.M., who was also hiding behind his Aibou, Malik.
"MOVE ASIDE YOU TWO!" Tea, er, yelled, to Malik and Bakura, while somehow keeping her tone somewhat nice, "I HAVE SOME BUISINESS TO FINISH WITH THOSE TWO!"
Yugi stepped up to Tea, eyes big, wide and sparkling.
"Tea?"
"Ya Yugi?" Tea just couldn't resist those eyes!
"Can you please make-up with Yami.M. and Yami.B. so we can move on? We really need to find a way home, it'll be dark in a few hours..."
"Aaaaawwww!" She hugged Yugi, "Of course we can!"
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Kirunai- The end of another chapter...at least I updated soon, now Celtic Guardian Gurl won't send her rabid evil doggies on me...*shudders* Anyways, please review this oddly amusing story...or so I hear....
Next Chapter? Longer I hope...The gang goes North! And runs into some, er, rabid animals...for real this time, not just Malik's imagination...
Warnings- Language...it's me writing this fic so you never know...
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~~Somewhere in the woods~~
Kaiba and Joey had finally stopped arguing, and the hikers were walking East, figuring it was a 1/4 chance that it was the right way. Yami and Yugi lead the way, with Tristan, Bakura and Malik close behind, Tea behind them, badgering Joey about the compass, Yami.M. and Yami.B. behind them, and Kaiba bringing up the rear. Everything was pretty quiet, until...
"EEK! A COCKROACH!" Tea grabbed on to Joey for protection, who turned to look at her.
"Oh for the love of God, Tea, it's just a bug!"
"Well then kill it!" Tea was pointing frantically to the ground, while clutching Joey's sleeve.
"I would...IF YOU'D LET GO OF MY ARM!"
"Oups..hehe..." She released Joeys arm. "NOW KILL THE DAMN COCKROACH!"
"Ok, ok..." Joey spun, and looked where Tea's finger pointed. "EEK! IT'S H-H-HUGE!" Joey grabbed on to Tea's arm, who smirked. "Well it's JUST A BUG!!!"
By this time, everyone had gathered around the two, and Yami pointed to the cockroach.
"Aibou?"
"Yes Yami?"
"What's a cockroach?"
Yugi started to answer, but Yami.M. walked up to Yami, and wispered something ito his ear. Yami stared at him, wide-eyed. Yami.M. nodded his head. Yugi looked up at Yami in alarm.
"Um, Yami?"
"Yes Yugi?"
"Uh...your nose is bleeding...wanna kleenex?"
"Yes please Aibou..." Yami answered, hand on his nose.
Kaiba snickered, realising what had been said. "Never listen to Yami.M., Yami. A cockroach is just a large beetle, which is a type of bug."
Yugi blinked. "Then what did Yami.M. tell him?"
Yami stopped whiping his nose, and proceeded to cover Yugi's ears with his hands, and glared at Yami.M., who snickered, and continued walking. A couple minutes later, they were all doing just that, walking.
~~1 hour later~~
"Well I guess East wasn't the way to go, eh guys?"
"I think you're right Yugi..."
They had reached a dead end. Well, sort-of...a humongous lake, to be exact.
"Why don't we head back West to where we were, then go North from there?"
"Fine by me Bakura, as long as we stick together." Tristan concluded, as they headed West.
~~1 hour later~~
"Well this is where we started."
"How do you figure that Kaiba?"
"Well there's Joey's inprint on the ground..."
"Oh. Good point."
"Why don't we sit down here and rest for a little bit?"
"Good idea Yugi."
"Ya better then any of yours Tea!" Joey grinned, but his grin soonly faded when he looked at Tea's face.
"JOEY WHEELER!"
Kaiba shook his head, as the rest of the group sat down on the grass and watch the chase unfold around them. It soon ended though, as the two were already out of breath. They joined the others, and silence filled the air. Until...
"Next time you have something to say mutt, raise your hand and place it over your mouth."
"Don't call me mutt ya jerk!"
"I will if I want to."
"Will not!"
"HELP!!!!!!!"
Everyone turned around to see Tea, hanging upside down from a tree, her feet being held by snakes, which looked a lot like vines...
"Well Yugi, I guess they were snakes..."
"Yup..."
Tristan, Bakura and Malik were, well, just staring at the snakes, Kaiba was paying no attention to anyone, Joey was glaring at Kaiba, and Yami.M. and Yami.B. were, well...
WHACK!
"Hey no fair Yami.M.! How come you got the first whack?"
"Because I'M the better snake whacker!"
"Oh well...My turn!"
WHACK!
"Oh nice shot Yami.B.! But I bet I can do better!"
WHACK!
"WOULD YOU GUYS GET THEM OFF OF ME WITHOUT HURTING ME?!?!?!?!"
"Eh..oups sorry Tea...Hey Yami.M. I guess we should be a little more careful..."
WHACK!
"OUCH!"
"Oups sorry Tea...Did you say something Yami.B.?"
Tea groaned, as Yami.B. repeated what he had said to Yami.M. She closed her eyes to think for a minute, and when she opened them...
"AAAAHHHH!!!! SNAKE! IN! FACE!"
WHACK!
"Ooohh nice shot Yami.B.!"
"Thank Yami.M...but I think I got Tea too..."
"THAT'S RIGHT YOU DID!" An well, to put it lightly, very enraged, Tea, got up off her butt, after falling from an tree full of snakes, blowdryer in hand, glaring at the two Yamis.
"Uh...Tea...Take it easy girl...Yami.B. didn't mean to hurt you..."
"That's right, I didn't mean to! The TV told me to do it!"
Yugi looked up from his conversation with Yami, Tristan, Bakura, Joey and Malik. "But Yami.B...How can a TV tell you to do something if we're way out here, lost in the jungle?"
"That's right, I mean, there's not even anything good on the TV at 1:30 in the afternoon!" Joey concluded.
Yami.B. put his fingers to his lips. "Ssshhh!!!!!! You guys aren't helping you know!"
Joey snickered, as Yugi apoligized.
Yami.B. sighed, and turned around, only to see Yami.M. trying to avoid Tea and her blowdryer. Unfortunatly, Tea just happened to notice him, and the fact that he was now no where near the rest of the hikers, meaning...
"YAMI.B. YOU GET YOUR 5000 YEAR OLD ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW SO MY BLOW DRYER CAN DO IT'S WORK!"
"EEP! BAKURA HELP!" Yami.B. quickly ran and hid behind his Aibou, breathing heavily, and immediatly noticing Yami.M., who was also hiding behind his Aibou, Malik.
"MOVE ASIDE YOU TWO!" Tea, er, yelled, to Malik and Bakura, while somehow keeping her tone somewhat nice, "I HAVE SOME BUISINESS TO FINISH WITH THOSE TWO!"
Yugi stepped up to Tea, eyes big, wide and sparkling.
"Tea?"
"Ya Yugi?" Tea just couldn't resist those eyes!
"Can you please make-up with Yami.M. and Yami.B. so we can move on? We really need to find a way home, it'll be dark in a few hours..."
"Aaaaawwww!" She hugged Yugi, "Of course we can!"
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Kirunai- The end of another chapter...at least I updated soon, now Celtic Guardian Gurl won't send her rabid evil doggies on me...*shudders* Anyways, please review this oddly amusing story...or so I hear....
Next Chapter? Longer I hope...The gang goes North! And runs into some, er, rabid animals...for real this time, not just Malik's imagination...