Disclaimers: Didn't you get it yet? YU-GI-OH AND IT'S CHARACTERS ARE NOT MINE!!! GET IT???? WWAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Warnings: I don't see why i have to keep repeating this....language, and me!
~~*~~
~~Somewhere in the woods~~
The hikers, after some histerics from Tea, and Yugi's eyes finally settling it all, were on their way North. And for once, Tea wasn't yelling about a bug, Joey and Kaiba weren't arguing, and Yami.M. and Yami.B. were silent. In fact, everyone and everything was silent...even the birds. And it might have continued that way, but...
"Can we take a break already?" Malik panted, sliding down to the ground.
The others quickly agreed, and everything was silent once more, until...
"Ug...Yami.B. stop breathing down my neck!" Yami.M. said, while whiping sweat off the back of his neck.
"Huh? What? How could I be? I'm sitting in front of you dimwit!" Yami.B. responded, without even turning around.
"Then wha- EEP! HELP MALIK!" Yami.M. had turned around to see who it was, only to come face to face with a, er, lets just say very peeved rabid bear. A very big peeved rabid bear...
Everyone turned around, wide-eyed..well, except for Tea..
"AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! It's so CUTE! Now where did I put my camera..." Tea hurried to find her camera in her, uh, things, while the bear, hearing her screech and seeing her movement, seemed to decide that this human would probably taste as good as any other, even if it was mentally unstable, to put it mildly. It started to advance towards Tea, who was STILL looking for her camera. It got closer, and closer, and closer..until...
"AHA! I'v got you now my pretty!" Tea announced, to no one in particular, as everyone else had already fled back to the original spot. She opened the lens to her camera, and looked up, only to find the bear sneering down at her, mouth open, growling...er, you get the picture...
"NONONONONONONO! You stand over there! And shut your mouth, when it's open it makes you look, like, EEEEWWWW!" Tea announced, to an obviously very confused bear, who backed off and stood where she was pointing.
"Much better! Now smile!"
FLASH!
"Good good! One more! Open your eyes already you stupid bear! Good now say cheese! Or fish...or whatever!"
FLASH!
"Ok now just one more for the scrapbook..."
FLASH!
"There! All done! Ok guys lets move on!" Tea looked around. And around. And so on...
"Uh, guys? Geesh I wonder why they left...maybe they were scared I'd fall in love with the bear and I wouldn't be available to them anymore! Ya, that's it! Oh well, now it's just me and you Mr.Cuddles!" She looked around, again. "Mr.Cuddles? Where'd you go? Mr.Cuddles? Oh well, I guess he had a wife and didn't want her to know he loved another!" She beamed. "Man! Do all men love me so much?" She sighed, and decided to walk back to the origianl spot, hoping the guys would be there.
~~1 hour later~~
The guys had reached the original spot in less then 15 minutes, running that fast. They still were in shock that they had supposedly lost Tea to a rabid bear, but most of them had got over that without even shedding a tear, not surprisingly. But, of course, there were those upset.
"Shouldn't we go back and see if she's OK?"
"Yugi has a point guys, I mean, even if she is, er, in another realm, we should at least get her remains for her family."
"I agree with Malik! Lets go!"
Yugi, Bakura and Malik quickly stood, looked at the others for company. Kaiba, Yami.M., Yami.B., Joey and Malik quickly looked away. Yami and Tristan looked at each other, then at Yugi, Bakura and Malik then back at each other. They sighed.
"Ok we'll come..." Announced Yami, as he and Tristan stood. Suddenly, a rustling in the bushes behind Yugi and Bakura, and out popped *dadadada dada!* Tea!
"III'''MMMM BBBBBAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! DIDN'T YOU ALL JUST MISS ME SO MUCH?" She grinned, hugged Yugi and Bakura, not noticing the groans and moans from everyone else.
"And guess what else? I got the cutest pictures of Mr.Cuddles! Now some shots of you guys!"
FLASH!
"KAIBA! LOOK THIS WAY!"
FLASH!
"WAKE UP JOEY!"
FLASH!
"OK NOW EVERYONE SMILE!"
FLASH!
"Ok all done!" Tea grinned happily, and carefully stored her precious camera back into her knapsack.
Everyone stood up, rubbing their eyes, except for the 5 who were already up, who were, well, blinking, obviously trying to figure out what had just happened. Kaiba spoke up.
"Ok, Tea, I swear if you take even one more picture of me i'll march right up to you and kick your stinking ass!" Kaiba announced, surprisingly calm.
Tea blinked. "You mean, like this?"
FLASH!
"THAT'S IT!"
"TALK TO THE BLOWDRYER BUDDY!"
"OOOO YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT!"
Yugi sighed, then spoke. "Well..they're heading South, we might as well follow them." The others shruged, and they all set off after Kaiba and Tea, except at a much slower pace.
~~1 hour later~~
"I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!"
"NOT BEFORE MY BLOWDRYER FRIZZES UP YOUR HAIR!"
At this point, Tea and Kaiba were still arguing, but doing it while walking, spaced quite a bit apart from each other, while the others walked in between them.
Yugi sighed, playing peacekeeper as usual. "Could you two please cut it out? We need to get home before dark or our families will start worrying. If you guys didn't notice, it's 3:46pm and it'll be dark in a couple hours."
Tea looked at Yugi, his eyes slowly demolishing her anger. Kaiba on the other hand was just plain glad he was only facing Yugi's back.
"AAAAAWWWW!!!!!!!! How could anyone resist those eyes?! Ok Kaiba, fights over."
"Whatever."
"Sssshhhh!!!! Do you guys hear something?"
"Hehehehe...yup I sure do Bakura! Yami.B. just farted!" Yami.M. giggled.
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
Bakura sighed, "No, not that! I meant something else."
"Like what Bakura?"
"Well Tristan, like..A garbage truck!" Bakura concluded, and at those words, the famous anime sweatdrop occured.
Yugi looked at Bakura, confused. "How could you tell that some sound you hear that's probably miles away is a garbage truck?"
Bakura blinked. "Isn't it obvious?"
"Not really...so, how can you tell?"
"Well Yugi I think it's pretty simple. First, I smell something awful-"
Yami.M. cut in, "I'm telling you Bakura what you're smelling is Yami.B. 'cause he farted...."
Bakura rolled his eyes and continued. "Second, the noise is very familiar to me since Yami.B. likes to chase garbage trucks around the neighbourhood and I'm the one who gets the lucky job of catching him..."
"Hey! Aibou, that was our secret!" Yami.B. pouted. Malik snickered softly.
Bakura ignored him, "And third, I can see a garbage truck right over there by that road."
At those words, the whole group spun in the direction Bakura's finger was pointing, stared at the garbage truck moving slowly on a, well, pretty much deserted road. They all slowly turn to glare at Bakura, except Yugi of course, who, just blinked cutely. Then all was silent, until Joey decided to break the silence...
"BAKURA! AND YOU DECIDED TO TELL US THIS, ONLY NOW, WHY?!?!?!"
"Eh...oups? And Joey?"
"Yes Bakura?"
"Duck..."
Joey blinked at this command, but ducked all the same, only to have a blowdryer swing over him, right where his head used to be...
"TEA!"
"What now...?"
"HOW DARE YOU!"
"Huh? All I'm doing is talking with Malik!"
"Uh Joey?"
"What now Bakura, I'm busy!?"
"It wasn't Tea who swung that blowdryer..." Bakura stated, and pointed over Joey's shoulder. Joey spun around, only to come face-to-face with Tristan, blowdryer in hand. Joey sighed.
"Ok, ok, ok! I'm sorry I'll never yell at Bakura again ok?"
"You better not!"
Kaiba rolled his eyes, then spoke up. "How about I'll go over to the driver of that, er, stinky thing and see if he'll ride us to town for some cash." He reached into his pocket for some cash.
"Fine with me!" Yugi smiled.
Yami.B. looked up at Kaiba, confused. "What's money?"
"Ya," Yami.M. added, "What is money?"
Yami decided he might as well put a word in too..."Isn't that the green paper like stuff with pictures of dead presidents on it that is used to purchase things?"
Kaiba pulled out a few hundred dollar bills out of his pocket, and looked up. "Ya that's a good way of putting it..." He sighed, and started walking over to the garbage truck, only to return a few minutes later, sulking.
"So...." Joey prodded, "What did he say?"
"He said we can't hitch a ride with him because he's already loaded with garbage, his home and a bunch of illegal stuff." Kaiba shrugged, and sat down.
Bakura and Yugi blinked. "His home?"
"Ya...he lives in that thing."
"Oh, ok."
Tristan sighed, and sat down beside Kaiba, the rest of the gang soon joined them on the ground.
"Now what are we going to do? I mean, this road is completly deserted..even the old stink bucket is gone..."
"I know what you mean Malik...." Yugi sighed, and leaned against Yami. This was gonna be a while. They had to be home before dark. Dark was at 6:20pm. It was 4:55pm. This is crazy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kirunai: Wow. I mean, when I got this stupid idea in my head for a fic, and I'v never written one before, I didn't think it would turn out even close to alright, let alone get some reviews including one from an awesome author, Nanashi, who, by the way, has some of the funniest stories ever! I never even thought I'd make more then one chapter, but here I am! I started this fic. on Tuesday, and now it's Friday night and this is the 4th chappie! *grins* Yeah!
Next chapter? Uh...last one I think....*grins* Wait and find out!
Warnings: I don't see why i have to keep repeating this....language, and me!
~~*~~
~~Somewhere in the woods~~
The hikers, after some histerics from Tea, and Yugi's eyes finally settling it all, were on their way North. And for once, Tea wasn't yelling about a bug, Joey and Kaiba weren't arguing, and Yami.M. and Yami.B. were silent. In fact, everyone and everything was silent...even the birds. And it might have continued that way, but...
"Can we take a break already?" Malik panted, sliding down to the ground.
The others quickly agreed, and everything was silent once more, until...
"Ug...Yami.B. stop breathing down my neck!" Yami.M. said, while whiping sweat off the back of his neck.
"Huh? What? How could I be? I'm sitting in front of you dimwit!" Yami.B. responded, without even turning around.
"Then wha- EEP! HELP MALIK!" Yami.M. had turned around to see who it was, only to come face to face with a, er, lets just say very peeved rabid bear. A very big peeved rabid bear...
Everyone turned around, wide-eyed..well, except for Tea..
"AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! It's so CUTE! Now where did I put my camera..." Tea hurried to find her camera in her, uh, things, while the bear, hearing her screech and seeing her movement, seemed to decide that this human would probably taste as good as any other, even if it was mentally unstable, to put it mildly. It started to advance towards Tea, who was STILL looking for her camera. It got closer, and closer, and closer..until...
"AHA! I'v got you now my pretty!" Tea announced, to no one in particular, as everyone else had already fled back to the original spot. She opened the lens to her camera, and looked up, only to find the bear sneering down at her, mouth open, growling...er, you get the picture...
"NONONONONONONO! You stand over there! And shut your mouth, when it's open it makes you look, like, EEEEWWWW!" Tea announced, to an obviously very confused bear, who backed off and stood where she was pointing.
"Much better! Now smile!"
FLASH!
"Good good! One more! Open your eyes already you stupid bear! Good now say cheese! Or fish...or whatever!"
FLASH!
"Ok now just one more for the scrapbook..."
FLASH!
"There! All done! Ok guys lets move on!" Tea looked around. And around. And so on...
"Uh, guys? Geesh I wonder why they left...maybe they were scared I'd fall in love with the bear and I wouldn't be available to them anymore! Ya, that's it! Oh well, now it's just me and you Mr.Cuddles!" She looked around, again. "Mr.Cuddles? Where'd you go? Mr.Cuddles? Oh well, I guess he had a wife and didn't want her to know he loved another!" She beamed. "Man! Do all men love me so much?" She sighed, and decided to walk back to the origianl spot, hoping the guys would be there.
~~1 hour later~~
The guys had reached the original spot in less then 15 minutes, running that fast. They still were in shock that they had supposedly lost Tea to a rabid bear, but most of them had got over that without even shedding a tear, not surprisingly. But, of course, there were those upset.
"Shouldn't we go back and see if she's OK?"
"Yugi has a point guys, I mean, even if she is, er, in another realm, we should at least get her remains for her family."
"I agree with Malik! Lets go!"
Yugi, Bakura and Malik quickly stood, looked at the others for company. Kaiba, Yami.M., Yami.B., Joey and Malik quickly looked away. Yami and Tristan looked at each other, then at Yugi, Bakura and Malik then back at each other. They sighed.
"Ok we'll come..." Announced Yami, as he and Tristan stood. Suddenly, a rustling in the bushes behind Yugi and Bakura, and out popped *dadadada dada!* Tea!
"III'''MMMM BBBBBAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! DIDN'T YOU ALL JUST MISS ME SO MUCH?" She grinned, hugged Yugi and Bakura, not noticing the groans and moans from everyone else.
"And guess what else? I got the cutest pictures of Mr.Cuddles! Now some shots of you guys!"
FLASH!
"KAIBA! LOOK THIS WAY!"
FLASH!
"WAKE UP JOEY!"
FLASH!
"OK NOW EVERYONE SMILE!"
FLASH!
"Ok all done!" Tea grinned happily, and carefully stored her precious camera back into her knapsack.
Everyone stood up, rubbing their eyes, except for the 5 who were already up, who were, well, blinking, obviously trying to figure out what had just happened. Kaiba spoke up.
"Ok, Tea, I swear if you take even one more picture of me i'll march right up to you and kick your stinking ass!" Kaiba announced, surprisingly calm.
Tea blinked. "You mean, like this?"
FLASH!
"THAT'S IT!"
"TALK TO THE BLOWDRYER BUDDY!"
"OOOO YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT!"
Yugi sighed, then spoke. "Well..they're heading South, we might as well follow them." The others shruged, and they all set off after Kaiba and Tea, except at a much slower pace.
~~1 hour later~~
"I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!"
"NOT BEFORE MY BLOWDRYER FRIZZES UP YOUR HAIR!"
At this point, Tea and Kaiba were still arguing, but doing it while walking, spaced quite a bit apart from each other, while the others walked in between them.
Yugi sighed, playing peacekeeper as usual. "Could you two please cut it out? We need to get home before dark or our families will start worrying. If you guys didn't notice, it's 3:46pm and it'll be dark in a couple hours."
Tea looked at Yugi, his eyes slowly demolishing her anger. Kaiba on the other hand was just plain glad he was only facing Yugi's back.
"AAAAAWWWW!!!!!!!! How could anyone resist those eyes?! Ok Kaiba, fights over."
"Whatever."
"Sssshhhh!!!! Do you guys hear something?"
"Hehehehe...yup I sure do Bakura! Yami.B. just farted!" Yami.M. giggled.
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
Bakura sighed, "No, not that! I meant something else."
"Like what Bakura?"
"Well Tristan, like..A garbage truck!" Bakura concluded, and at those words, the famous anime sweatdrop occured.
Yugi looked at Bakura, confused. "How could you tell that some sound you hear that's probably miles away is a garbage truck?"
Bakura blinked. "Isn't it obvious?"
"Not really...so, how can you tell?"
"Well Yugi I think it's pretty simple. First, I smell something awful-"
Yami.M. cut in, "I'm telling you Bakura what you're smelling is Yami.B. 'cause he farted...."
Bakura rolled his eyes and continued. "Second, the noise is very familiar to me since Yami.B. likes to chase garbage trucks around the neighbourhood and I'm the one who gets the lucky job of catching him..."
"Hey! Aibou, that was our secret!" Yami.B. pouted. Malik snickered softly.
Bakura ignored him, "And third, I can see a garbage truck right over there by that road."
At those words, the whole group spun in the direction Bakura's finger was pointing, stared at the garbage truck moving slowly on a, well, pretty much deserted road. They all slowly turn to glare at Bakura, except Yugi of course, who, just blinked cutely. Then all was silent, until Joey decided to break the silence...
"BAKURA! AND YOU DECIDED TO TELL US THIS, ONLY NOW, WHY?!?!?!"
"Eh...oups? And Joey?"
"Yes Bakura?"
"Duck..."
Joey blinked at this command, but ducked all the same, only to have a blowdryer swing over him, right where his head used to be...
"TEA!"
"What now...?"
"HOW DARE YOU!"
"Huh? All I'm doing is talking with Malik!"
"Uh Joey?"
"What now Bakura, I'm busy!?"
"It wasn't Tea who swung that blowdryer..." Bakura stated, and pointed over Joey's shoulder. Joey spun around, only to come face-to-face with Tristan, blowdryer in hand. Joey sighed.
"Ok, ok, ok! I'm sorry I'll never yell at Bakura again ok?"
"You better not!"
Kaiba rolled his eyes, then spoke up. "How about I'll go over to the driver of that, er, stinky thing and see if he'll ride us to town for some cash." He reached into his pocket for some cash.
"Fine with me!" Yugi smiled.
Yami.B. looked up at Kaiba, confused. "What's money?"
"Ya," Yami.M. added, "What is money?"
Yami decided he might as well put a word in too..."Isn't that the green paper like stuff with pictures of dead presidents on it that is used to purchase things?"
Kaiba pulled out a few hundred dollar bills out of his pocket, and looked up. "Ya that's a good way of putting it..." He sighed, and started walking over to the garbage truck, only to return a few minutes later, sulking.
"So...." Joey prodded, "What did he say?"
"He said we can't hitch a ride with him because he's already loaded with garbage, his home and a bunch of illegal stuff." Kaiba shrugged, and sat down.
Bakura and Yugi blinked. "His home?"
"Ya...he lives in that thing."
"Oh, ok."
Tristan sighed, and sat down beside Kaiba, the rest of the gang soon joined them on the ground.
"Now what are we going to do? I mean, this road is completly deserted..even the old stink bucket is gone..."
"I know what you mean Malik...." Yugi sighed, and leaned against Yami. This was gonna be a while. They had to be home before dark. Dark was at 6:20pm. It was 4:55pm. This is crazy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kirunai: Wow. I mean, when I got this stupid idea in my head for a fic, and I'v never written one before, I didn't think it would turn out even close to alright, let alone get some reviews including one from an awesome author, Nanashi, who, by the way, has some of the funniest stories ever! I never even thought I'd make more then one chapter, but here I am! I started this fic. on Tuesday, and now it's Friday night and this is the 4th chappie! *grins* Yeah!
Next chapter? Uh...last one I think....*grins* Wait and find out!