Bananas! Neville needed bananas! Any bananas!
Images of dancing bananas filled Neville's head as he slowly stood up. Hmm, that was strange, he had a human body. But he was a monkey.surely a monkey would have a monkey body?
'No matter,' he thought happily, prancing around the room in a monkey-like fashion. Bananas would help him think clearly. So, racing down the stairs and through the portrait hole, he swung from staircase to staircase, ignoring the bewildered looks the paintings were now giving him.
He limped into the Great Hall excitedly. Strangely, no one looked twice at him. Perhaps as a human, he had always walked like a monkey? Neville didn't know or care.
'Hello Neville!' Hermione chirped happily at him as he reached the Gryffindor table. Neville tried to say 'hello' back, but it came out as a sort of strangled scream. Then, quite suddenly, he had an overpowering urge to pick Hermiones head for bugs. He pranced over to her, arms flailing and face twisted, but stopped suddenly as his eyes layed on a fresh bowl of bananas a few seats away.
'BANANAS!' He screamed in joy, thought it only came out as 'OOH OOH AH AH AH!'
With one not-so-graceful leap, Neville was dancing gleefully on top of the table, waving the bunch of bananas around with one hand in triumph. Then, without warning, he sat heavily onto the table with a crash, causing several Gryffindors to cry out in despair as their goblets fell over and the contents spilled out across the tablecloth.
Hermione exchanged nervous look with the people sitting near her as Neville bit into the first banana, skin and all. He chewed happily, mouth wide open, and only vaguely taking notice everyone moving ever so slowly away from him.
But as he was half was through his second banana, a stern voice surprised him and he choked.
'Mr Longbottom! What on earth are you doing?' The voice shrieked. Neville looked up and came face to face with a very scared looking Professor McGonagal.
[bah, I cant think of anything else to write! Ha ha ha.inspire me by writing beautiful reviews! By the way, yes I am fully aware of how stupid this ff is, but hey, who says stupidity cant be fun?]
Images of dancing bananas filled Neville's head as he slowly stood up. Hmm, that was strange, he had a human body. But he was a monkey.surely a monkey would have a monkey body?
'No matter,' he thought happily, prancing around the room in a monkey-like fashion. Bananas would help him think clearly. So, racing down the stairs and through the portrait hole, he swung from staircase to staircase, ignoring the bewildered looks the paintings were now giving him.
He limped into the Great Hall excitedly. Strangely, no one looked twice at him. Perhaps as a human, he had always walked like a monkey? Neville didn't know or care.
'Hello Neville!' Hermione chirped happily at him as he reached the Gryffindor table. Neville tried to say 'hello' back, but it came out as a sort of strangled scream. Then, quite suddenly, he had an overpowering urge to pick Hermiones head for bugs. He pranced over to her, arms flailing and face twisted, but stopped suddenly as his eyes layed on a fresh bowl of bananas a few seats away.
'BANANAS!' He screamed in joy, thought it only came out as 'OOH OOH AH AH AH!'
With one not-so-graceful leap, Neville was dancing gleefully on top of the table, waving the bunch of bananas around with one hand in triumph. Then, without warning, he sat heavily onto the table with a crash, causing several Gryffindors to cry out in despair as their goblets fell over and the contents spilled out across the tablecloth.
Hermione exchanged nervous look with the people sitting near her as Neville bit into the first banana, skin and all. He chewed happily, mouth wide open, and only vaguely taking notice everyone moving ever so slowly away from him.
But as he was half was through his second banana, a stern voice surprised him and he choked.
'Mr Longbottom! What on earth are you doing?' The voice shrieked. Neville looked up and came face to face with a very scared looking Professor McGonagal.
[bah, I cant think of anything else to write! Ha ha ha.inspire me by writing beautiful reviews! By the way, yes I am fully aware of how stupid this ff is, but hey, who says stupidity cant be fun?]