Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh ! or any of the cast, but I do own Maria! So no one can use Maria!

Dedication: This Fic is STILL dedicated to the following wonderful authoress : Yami Blue, Kitty Kat, Halfling Rogue*waves at big sister*, Angelofdarkness, and YYC!

Now, on to the fic!!

My First Kaiba Torturing fic!

Part two

THE PRESENT ROOM!!

Halfling Elf: Yes, this is The present room! Where we take the Kaiba torturing stuff you gave us, and use it!

Mokuba : YAY!!

Yami: gimme something! *throws away the fake gun*

Maria: HONK! ^_____^

Halloing Elf: yes, well lets get started! First is a LOT of presents from Kaiba Hater 2!!

Here they are! A metal toaster *throws it to Yami*, and a metal bat *throws it to Yugi*!Oh yes and a fish!*throws it to Maria who eats it whole*-_-() ( I will use the rest later!)

Maria: HONK! ^_____________________________________________^

Yami: *swings it above his head by the cord* THANKS!!^___________________^

Yugi: *takes some swings with it* won't it break on his thick head?

Halfling Elf: who cares?

Yugi: true. Very true. Anyway, thanks!^___________^

Mokuba: *sniffs* what about me?

Halfling Elf: you wait! NEXT PRESENT GIVER IS…….MEDAFAN!!

Giving us a TRIPLE POWERED RUBBER DUCKY SUPER LAUNCHER
AND 3 BILLION DUCKYS FOR AMMO! Here you go Mokuba!

Mokuba: YAY!! *aims at a card board shaped and painted like Kaiba* ohhh! It works perfectly! *hugs it* THANK YOU!! ^__________^

Halfling Elf : and last but not least, a ducky machine gun for moi *takes out the ducky bullets and put in special perfume and secret grenades from Sarah aka Celebi*! NOW LETS GO TORTURE!!

Everyone else: YEAH!!

The actually Ficcy!

Now that the gang is fully equipped, they followed Maria to find Kaiba.

Halfling Elf: come on Maria find your brothers 'daddy'!

Maria : HONK! *points a wing to a curtain where you can see feet from under it*

H.E.: *whispers* we have found the penguin hater in his habitat mates, I'm gonna get him out and then you guys follow my lead!

Everyone else: *whispers* you got it!

H.E.: *in a singing voice* oh seeeeeeeettttoooooo! We fffffooooooooouuuuuuunnnndddd you!

Seto: ACK! *tries to run, but Yami uses his metal toaster to catch him like a lasso*

Yami: GOT HIM!!

H.E.: good *laughs evilly * MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *wraps Seto up in a Canadian flag so tight that he can't move* NOW MOKUBA!! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Mokuba: YAY!! *runs off, then comes back*

Yugi: where did you go?

Mokuba: I went to Seto's room and covered it with duckies with my trusty TRIPLE POWERED RUBBER DUCKY SUPER LAUNCHER!!

Seto: ACK! LET ME-----mmph!

H.E.: *gags Seto* quiet you *smirks*

H.E.: Go Yugi! I don't want the others to have all the fun!

Yugi: YAY! *turns the bat into wood(this IS rated G)*

SMACK

PAF!

SNAP!

Yugi: darn, the bat broke-__-

Seto: oro…@_@

H.E.: all right now for my secret weapon! *pulls out ducky machine gun full of perfume and the special grenades*

Yugi: that's secret?

Yami: we all know that you had it!

H.E.: It's what's inside that is secret. Lets go! *aims it at Seto*

Weird DBZ narrator: what kind of perfume is in the ducky gun? Are those grenades dangerous? Will Maria get a bigger part in the next chapter?(Maria: HONK^___^)Find out in the third chapter of…..MY FIRST KAIBA TORTURE FIC!!

Did you like it?

Me and Maria really hope you liked it! WE NEED MORE ITEMS FOR KAIBA TORTURING! Please help us! See you later! ^______________________________________________________________________^