Disclaimer: Geez, you all know the disclaimer, so why do I have to say it!?
N (one of my characters and keeper of Maria): because they don't belong to you, and the Japanese lawyers are gonna come after you like Yami Blue!
H.E.: Fine! I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of the cast! There! I do own Maria though!
Maria: HONK!! ^_______________________________________________^
This fic is STILL dedicated to: YYC, AngelOfDarkness, Halfling Rogue, Yami Blue, and Kitty Kat! Now, on to the ficcy!!
My First Kaiba Torturing Fic!!
Part three
The Present Room!!
H.E.: Welcome to the present room! Where we take the stuff you give us, and use it!
Yami: YAY!
Yugi: Me and Yami need more stuff!
Mokuba: me too!
H.E.: all right then! First present giver is. . . Amethyst Bubble!! Giving us:
*puts it in a heat proofed blanket* super hot lightbulbs! *gives it to Yami*
*also puts it in a heat proofed blanket* super hot spray paint! *gives to Yugi*
And ducky balloons filled with sugar! *gives it you Mokuba*
(I already have a ducky B.B. gun, and I will be using Y.Bakura later! *grins evily*)
Yami: thanks! ^________________^
Yugi: thanks! ^______________________^
Mokuba: thank you! ^____________________________^
Maria: *depressed* honk. . . . L
H.E.: awwwwwwww poor Maria! *gives her a fish* If you can spare a fish, Maria would take it gladly and give you a thank-you and a nice review on your fic!
Maria: Honk! ^-^
H.E.: Now, on to the fic!!!! ^____________________________________________________^
The actual Fic
H.E.: ready Kaiba? MWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Kaiba: mmph! Mmph!
Yami: shoot! Shoot!
Yugi: fire! Fire!
Mokuba: hurry! I wanna get him on a sugar high!
H.E.: all right! Fire number one! *fires a perfume bottle at Kaiba* HA!
*Kaiba now has the weak smell of. . . fish!*
Maria: *puts up her beak a bit* honk?
Yami: *takes out gag* there now lets here him bawl!
Kaiba: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssssseee stop! I'll do anything!
H.E.: no! this is fun ^__^
Kaiba: *tries to wiggle away like a worm*
Yami: oh no you don't! *blocks his way*
Kaiba: *whimpers*
H.E.: Fire number two! *fires a second perfume bottle at Kaiba and now he smells a tiny bit more like fish*
Maria: *looks Kaiba straight in the eye, but doesn't move*
Kaiba: thank the heavens!
Mokuba: if you get hi one more time big brother, she is gonna come after you!
Kaiba: Oh no. . .
H.E.: Oh yes! Fire number three! *aims, fires, and hits target ^_________^*
Maria: HONK^____________^ *charges at Seto*
Kaiba: NOOOOOOOOOO! *wriggles away desperately*
Maria: *is beside Kaiba* HONK! ^____________^
Kaiba: STAY AWAY FROM ME!!
Maria: HONK! *jumps on Kaiba back*
Kaiba: eep! Get her off!!! *starts shaking madly*
Maria: HONK! *pecks Kaiba on the head*
Kaiba: oro. . . @_@ *stops shaking*
Maria: ^__^
H.E.: Yay! Should I use the last of the perfume bottles?
Yami: YES! ^___________________^
Yugi: YES! ^___________________^
Mokuba: YES! ^_________________^
H.E.: ok. . . . ready. . . aim. . .
Kaiba: *whimpers like a puppy dog*
H.E.: awww. He is soooo cute with that face!
Yugi: the sugar wore off!!
Yami: NOOOO!! Mokuba get your balloons!
Mokuba: got it! *aims at balloons with arrows and hits them* yes!!
H.E.: *eats sugar* wow! Did I say seto was cute?
Everyone: yep!
H.E.: ACK! Oh well, I'm really gonna hit 'em now! *shoots the last of the perfume* HA!
Maria: HONK! *echoes*
*ground starts to shake*
Yami: What is that?!
Yugi: woah! *falls over*
H.E.: Oh no! Yugi! *holds him up*
Yugi: thanks H.E.
H.E.: no prob
Mokuba: whee!
*all of the sudden, all of the penguins in the world show up!*
Kaiba: eep!
Frank: HONK! *waves at Maria*
Maria: HONK! *waves at Frank*
Mokuba: cool! ^___^
*then all of the sudden, all of the penguins get on Kaiba and pecking him!*
Kaiba: *screams like a girl* ACCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!
H.E.: I think one of the birds pecked him in the wrong place!
Yami: ouch *crosses eyes*
Yugi: double ouch *also crosses eye*
Mokuba: triple ouch *once more, another crossed eyed person*
H.E.: you know, with the penguins doing all the work, I'm bored
Yugi: well H.E. me, Yami, and Mokuba kinda noticed that, and got you two presents
Yami: you know Maria has to stay in the anime world?
H.E.: yes
Mokuba: well, we got you this present! *gives H.E. a box with wrapping paper on it*
We knew your birthday was a couple days ago, so we got you two presents. You'll get the second one when you are done with that one
H.E.: Thanks guys! *opens present* oh wow!
*inside, there is a necklace with a scroll. The scroll says: The penguin named Maria, is now allowed to go to the real world with H.E.*
H.E.: Thank you!
*the necklace reads: If found please call me Maria, and return me to Halfling Elf*
H.E.: double wow!
Yugi: here *gives H.E. a box with holes in it*
H.E.:?? *opens box, and inside is Chibi Bakura* OH MY GOODNESS!
C. Bakura: you nice! Please give hug to Bakura!
H.E.: of course! *picks C. Bakura up gently and hugs him*
C. Bakura : you are nice. . . *falls asleep*
H.E.: awwwwwwwwwww! ^__^ Thanks guys! *kisses Yugi, Yami and Mokuba on the forehead*
All three: #^_^# *blushes deep red*
H.E.: wow! You guys sure can turn red!
Yami: uh, that's nice. . .
Yugi: thank you
Mokuba: yeah, thank you
H.E.: ^__^ you're welcome! *cuddles C. Bakura gently* you guys want me to use the present from Sarah aka Celebi?
Yami: ok. . .
Yugi: what does it do?
Mokuba: yeah, and what is it?
H.E.: you'll see! ^__^
Weird Narrator from DBZ: Awwwwwwwww! Isn't Bakura cute as a chibi? *cough cough* I mean. . . will H.E. use the secret present from Sarah aka Celebi? Will the penguins ever get off Kaiba? Find out next time in My First Kaiba Torturing Fic!
Maria: HONK!
I would hope that you liked it! As you can see, one of my favorite characters is C. Bakura!
I hoped you liked it! If you have any fish to spare, or any Kaiba torturing things, please give them to us! Maria: HONK! ^__^