Disclaimer: I REFUSE TO SAY IT!!

Bakura: you have to!

H.E.: *sighs* fine! I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or the cast, but I do own Maria! SO NO TOUCHIE!!

This fic is now dedicated to: Halfling Rogue, Yami Blue, YYC, Kitty Kat, Scarlet Moon,G, FC, and AngelOfDarkness! Thank you!

Also, I am now a S.K.T.S. and a N.A.R.D.S.!! *tears go down H.E.'s face* I'm soooo happy! Also, to all Seto torturers!! Please read the warning at the end of the fic! Now on to the fic!

My first Kaiba Torturing Fic!!

Part Four

The Present Room!!

H.E.: Welcome to the present room! If you know you gave me a present, please read this section!! You might show up in it!! Now, first present giver is. . . MEDAFAN!(again!!)

She gave us. . .

*gets dumped with sugar* YAY!!

*watches as Mokuba gets dumped with duckys and Yugi with teddies*

Mokuba & Yugi: Thank you!!

*a bucket of Hamakchi fish falls beside Maria*

Maria: HONK!! ^__^

H.E.: next is. . . Amethyst Bubble!! She gave us. . .

*another bucket of fish falls beside Maria*

*a official Kaiba torture guide book falls in H.E.'s hands while a Kaiba torture robot falls beside her*

Maria: HONK!! ^____^

H.E.: thank you! *puts the robot in a portal* I'll use that in another fic!

Next present giver is. . . Sarah aka Celebi!!

Giving us. . . a bazooka!!

S.A.C.: *pops out of no where* hello!

H.E: Hi!! Do you want to explain what your bazooka does and help us in the fic?

S.A.C.: yes, and yes!! What the bazooka does is simple, but harsh. It lets you choose out of three things

A)Turn someone into the opposite sex for 24 hours
B)Instantly make whoever aimed at wear a dress for 24 hours
or C)Makes a person very attractive to elephants.

H.E.: woah!! Cool!!

S.A.C.:Yeah! *takes out a chair and waits for the fic to begin*

H.E.: next present giver is. . . Kaiba Hater 2 (again)!!

Giving us:

12 copper bats for Yugi *turns them into wood*

12 buckets of fish for Maria *they all drop around Maria*

Maria: HONK! ^________________________________________^

H.E.: Mokuba gets the ducky shooter 5,000,000,with an unlimited supply of duckys to fill it with, and I get the Kaiba detector 3000!*puts the Kaiba detector 3000 away for a different fic* Sweet! ^_____^

Mokuba: YAY!!

Yugi: THANK YOU!!!

H.E.: and last but not least, a present from Evil Sugarysweetness!

The gift is…ammo anything-you-want launchers for EVERYONE!!

Everyone: Thank you!!!

H.E.: now, on to the fic!!!

The actual fic!!

H.E: *aims the B.B. gun with the grenades in it at Kaiba and grins* Ready Kaiba? :)

Kaiba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

H.E.: *puts the gun down* I think I'll call some one to play with us. Is that OK S.A.C?

S.A.C: sure! The more the merrier!

H.E.: OK! *puts out a BIG muffin made by Bakura*

YYC: *come out of nowhere* mufffffffffffiiiiinnnn!! ^_______^ OH, hello you two!

Both: Hello YYC!!

YYC: *grins evilly* hello Kaiba!

Kaiba: -___- great. I'm covered with penguins, and now YYC is here!!

H.E.: YYC, I know you hate Yami Bakura, so you get to play later OK?

YYC: Ok, I guess. Why?

H.E.: because we will be torturing both soon! :)

YYC: YES!! I will wait if that is what is going to happen!

H.E.: thanks YYC! Well, you are a guest, so I'll do this *pulls out a lawn chair with a BIG table beside it.On the table is: muffins, fanta(do you like that?) and lots of sweets!*

YYC: Thanks! *sits down and starts eating muffins*

H.E.: also, if you want to hit Seto, use this! *gives her a pole*

YYC: *nods*

S.A.C: come on! I wanna play!

Yami: I gotta head ache. . . Aibou? What are we doing here?!

Yugi: oh no!! Yam Man is gone!!!!

Yami: don't call me that Aibou -__-()

Mokuba: *gasps while shoveling sugar down Yami's throught* Eat!!! Swallow!!!

Yami: *swallows* ^______^ Dun, dun, DUN!! *runs into a closet and when he comes out, he has a super man suit but instead of an S there is a Y* YAM MAN HAS RETURNED!!!!!! ^_______^

H.E.: OK!^__________^

S.A.C.: Hello Yam Man!! How are you? *laughs until her sides hurt for Yam Man/Yami is in tights*

Yami: Veeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy good!!! ^__^ *giggles*

SA.C.: *stops laughing but is starts giggling*OK. . . ^-^()

H.E: *picks up BB gun again* well, lets end what we've started!! PENGUINS!! SCATTER!!

(all of the penguins get off Seto and stand beside him and stand in lines except three penguins: Frank, Maria, and Ice(Ice belongs to Kaiba Hater 2 and we think he has a crush on Maria) they are standing beside H.E.)

Seto: FREE!! *realises that he is still in the canadian flag* -___-()

H.E.: HA!! YOU FORGOT DIDN'T YOU?! *laughs evily*

C.Bakura: *wakes up* Oh! Me wanna play!!

H.E.: very good idea Bakura!! Yami, and YYC! If Seto tries to hurt us while we are small, hurt him!!

Yami: OK!! *puffs out chest and takes out hammer*

YYC: sure! No prob! :)

H.E.: OK! Watch! *turns Mokuba, herself, and Yugi into chibis except without kid personalities*

Yugi: cool!! *looks up* Wow Yami you are BIG!!

H.E.: come on troops! I haven't lost my AUTHOR POWER *echos* so lets attack!!

(Mokuba gets a duckie hammer, while Yugi gets a teddie hammer)

H.E.: I know Bakura doesn't like fighting, so I'm putting S.A.C to protect him!

S.A.C: Ok! *gets a hammer*

C.Bakura: *Gets on S.A.C piggy-back style* Okie dokie up here H.E.!!

H.E.: all right! *her chibi sword comes to her in a poof and points it at seto* ATTACK!!!!

All the chibis exept C.Bakura: CHARGE!! *starts hitting Kaiba with there wepons*

Kaiba: @_@ the pain and the suffering!!

H.E: ^____^ *starts jumping on Kaiba*

Yugi & Mokuba: ^____^ *starts jumping with H.E.*

Weird DBZ narrirator: will the chibi's kill Kaiba? Will H.E. EVER use the grenades? Find out next time in: My First Kaiba Torturing Fic!!!

I am sooooooooo random! I think I am at least. . . ~_~

I hoped you liked it!!If I get 25 reviews, I'll make a new chappie! OK? So click the purple button!!!

Warning: Halfling Rouge is might team up with Kaiba and get revenge on all Kaiba torturers! Brrrrrrrrr! Beware!!