Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN Yu-Gi-Oh! So There you Japanese Lawers!! Maria is mine though, so you can't use her without my permision!
This fic is dedicated to: YYC, Kitty Kat, Halfling Rogue, AngelOfDarkness, G, FC, Yami Blue, and Scarlet Moon!
Author's rant: *sighs* please give us Seto bashing stuff, we need it bad!! Now, on to the fic!!!
My First Kaiba Torturing Fic!!
Part 5
The Present Room
H.E: Hello, and welcome back to the present room!! Were we use the stuff you gave us!!
First giver is. . . Hyperanimefaan!!Giving us. . .
a super powered bazooka that makes the thing the person who you are aiming at's worst fear and unlimited ammo for it!!! *puts it away for another fic* (you should see my spare house. . .it's full of Kaiba torturing stuff! I should make a gallery!!)
H.E: next is. . .Froom Sarah aka Celebi!
S.A.C: yo! Here is mike!! The giant octopus!!
Mike: ^_^*gurgle gurgle*
H.E: Thanks! Next is. . .Amethyst Bubble!! Giving us. . .
Fish for Maria
A dog for Mokuba, specially trained to attack Kaiba!
Lots and Lots of candy for all!
A special video with special tips on how to torture and bash Seto!
And a little note book for Halfling Elf in which she can record her evil plans!
Maria: HONK!! ^________^ *shares the fish with Frank and Ice*
Frank&Ice: HONK!! ^_________^
H.E.: *watches as Yami steals half of Yugis candy and Yugi goes after him* WOAH YAMI!! THERE'S GONNA BE MORE CANDY!! SO DON'T EAT YUGI'S!!
Yami: REALLY?! *sits down on his pile of candy*
H.E: now, next giver is Bakura's Angel!!Giving us…
Two large fish! *Maria, Ice and Frank split them again*
A handy dandy Y. Bakura detector!
More sugar for Yam Man! *gets eaten by yam man in 0.05 seconds* -_-()
Teddy bear grenades for Yugi!
Duckies for Mokuba!
And a penguin whistle for me!! ^________^
Everyone that got presents: thank you!!!
. . .
Halfling Rogue: *sneaks onto computer while her sister's out* Mwahahahaha . . . Never leave an unattended computer near an evil sister. ^-^ *glares at YYC* I ASKED to be in the SKTS! And NARDS!! You never answered me!! So now, NOW, KAIBA AND I SHALL HAVE OUR REVENGE!!! NYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Seto: We will? o.O
Y Bakura: Hey! That's my laugh! .
Halfling Rogue: *raspberries Y Bakura* I can do anything I want with you. I won you in an auction with NC. ^-^
Y Bakura: SHHHHH!!! NOT IN PUBLIC!!
Yami: *eyes Y Bakura* She WON you in an auction? So now she owns you? And she can do anything she wants to you? *starts laughing hysterically*
Y Bakura: Watch it, buddy-boi. You're up next for auction. *smirks*
Yami: *horrified expression*
Halfling Rogue: Yeeeeeeeeeeeah . . . anyway! *grabs Seto around the neck* Members of the SKTS, beware!! For the ULTIMATE REVENGE FANFIC!!! *thunder crashes in background*
Seto: *would be ecstatic, except HR's grip is cutting off all circulation to his head*
Halfling Rogue: *eyes the blue Seto* Oops! ^-^ *lets go* As my first act of evilness . . . I shall post my sister's chapter!! Without her permission!! AND BEFORE IT'S FINISHED!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Seto: *still gasping a bit* So . . . I get . . . to get my revenge on the SKTS?
Halfling Rogue: Yup! You n' me both! Partners!! ^0^
Y Bakura: *mutters* IF you can survive being her partner.
Halfling Rogue: I heard that. ^-^ You're comin' with ME young bish!! *starts dragging him off by his hair*
Y Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Halfling Rogue: *pokes head back in* Oh, by the way. The auction is currently on hold while all us authoresses are studying for exams, but if you want to show up at http://pub96.ezboard.com/byugiohcanada , bidding in the Ads/Shrines forum will resume at the end of June. ^-^ Yami is the current up for bids. :D
Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Halfling Rogue: Bai bai now! And all you members of SKTS, get your security systems installed . . . while you still can. :} BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Seto: *calmly puts in ear plugs and follows her out* I'm gonna regret this . . .