Disclaimer: Grrrrrrrr… I hate saying this but…I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Bakura *sighs* oh well.
This fic is dedicated to. . . Kitty Kat, Halfling Rogue, G, YYC, FC, and AngelOfDarkness! Thank you all!
I'm sorry that this is late. As you probably know, Fan Fic wouldn't let us sign in, so it took a while.
Author's rant : *looks at last chappie* Grrrr.. That's the LAST time I leave a unfinished chapter open when I go out . . .
Now, on to our fic!!!
My First Kaiba Torturing Fic
Part Six
The Present Room
H.E: Welcome to the present room once more! Our first present giver is. . .I-don't-know!
Giving us….
Laxative cleverly disguised as Seto's fav candy!!
And fish sticks that are penguin shaped for Maria!! *Maria splits them with Mike, Ice, and Frank*
Maria, Frank & Ice: HONK!!! ^_________^
Mike: *gurgle* ^_______^
H.E.: *looks behind her and sees YYC chasing Seto on Bahamut* GO YYC!!!
Any way. . .our next present giver is… Evil SugarySweetness!!
Giving us. . .
THE GIANT TEDDY OF DOOOOM FOR YUGI! SAME GOES FOR MOKUBA BUT HE GETS A DUCKY!
A all you can eat buffet for Maria!! *once again, Maria splits it with all of the animals there* Hmmm….. *thinks for a second, and since H.E. is still a chibi, it doesn't take long* Well, I'm gonna call some friends!! *in a POOF! KH2 and ESS appear* ^_________^
KH2: hello H.E.!! Can we be chibis to?
H.E.: sure!! *POOF!!*
KH2 & ESS: YAY!! *gets mini hammers*
S.A.C.: *sniff* I wanna be a chibi!!!
H.E.: OK!! *POOF!!*
S.A.C: goody!!
H.E.: where's Bakura?
S.A.C: Mike's got him
H.E.: ok! ^____^
KH2: here! *takes out a new laptop, with fast-speed internet connection, 100 wood bats for Yugi, Yugi also gets the teddy launcher 3000* It can instantly redecorate a room in teddies, or shoot out soft teddies that hold sugar!!!
H.E.: cool!!! *takes the laptop* thank you!!
KH2: I also got this stuff. . .
100 more toasters for Yami, with an extension cord
a endless supply of sugar, also, for Mokuba, a new ducky launcher 3000 with an unlimited supply of duckies to fill it with
For Maria, Frank, and Ice, 1000 buckets of fish. HI ICE!!!
Ice: HONK!! ^____________^
KH2: and YYC and Sarah aka celebi each get ducky machines, which shoot out duckies faster than the speed of sound!!
Everyone that got a present: THANK YOU!!
Mokuba: *he's on his doggy*
S.A.C: I brought Mr. Fluffins, and I got a whistle that calls any 'demon' bird in a 15 mile radius!!
H.E: Thanks! On to the ficcy!! *H.E. gets on Mike with ESS and Yugi, and YYC(who is a chibi too) gets on Mokuba's dog. KH2 & S.A.C get on Mr. Fluffins with Yam Man* TALLY HO!!
Everyone else: TALLY HO!!
The Actual Fic!!
H.E: *gets off Kaiba* do the animals wanna have fun?
Mike, Mr. Fluffins, Mokuba's dog, Maria, Ice, and Frank: *nod*
Mr. Fluffins: :)Z)
Mokuba: *gets on his dog* CHARGE!!!
everyone that are on the animals: YEAH!! CHARGE!!
Kaiba: NOOOOO!!!!
Yami: YEEESSSSS!! *ties Kaiba up in all of the toasters and exstention cords*
Kaiba: -_-() not again!!
Y. Bakura: *pops out of nowhere* Where am I?
H.E: THE WHITE HAIRED CHICKEN IS HERE!! MR. FLUFFINS, MOKUBA'S DOG, MOKUBA, S.A.C, YYC, AND *Bahamut appears out of nowhere*…Bahamut!! AFTER Y. BAKURA!!
YYC: *gets on Bahamut* GO! ^______^
Mokuba: CHARGE!! ^________^
S.A.C: ATTACK!!! ^_________________^
Y. Bakura: ACK!! *runs off*
Mr. Fluffins: :)Z)*finds Y.Bakura and starts to chew his leg*
S.A.C: Good boy!!
Mr. Fluffins: :)Z)
Mokuba's dog: *chews on other leg* :)
Mokuba: Nice doggy! ^___________^
Mokuba's dog and Mr. Fluffins: :)Z) *both pull in the opposite directions*
Y. Bakura: THEPAINANDTHESUFFERINGPLEASEMAKETHEMSTOP!!!!
Bahamut: *flames Y.Bakura's butt* :)
YYC: I love it when you do that!! *hugs Bahamuts neck, trying to put her hands totally around his neck *remember she is a chibi!^___^**
Bahamut: :)
Y. Bakura: I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION!! OH, IT HURTS!! IT HURTS!!I NEED BURN RELIF, AND I MIGHT NEED STITCHES TOO! @-@
Everyone in the fic: NO!!!!! BWA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
H.E: ALL RIGHT!! ICE, MARIA, FRANK, MIKE, KH2, ESS, YUGI, BAKURA, YYC, BAHAMUT, AND YAM MAN! YOU COME WITH ME!
Everyone mentioned above: all right! HONK!!HONK!!HONK!! *gurgle*!
Yam Man/Yami: I will hurt him with… Yams!!!
H.E.:OK! As long as you hurt Kaiba!
Yam Man/Yami: no prob! *poofs out chest*
Weird DBZ narrirator: BWA HAHAHAHAHA!! Seto and Y.Bakura are getting hurt! Anyway, will Y.Bakura get what he wants? Will Mokuba's dog get a name? Find out next time on… My First Kaiba Torturing Fic!!
Weird, huh! ~_^
Well, what name should Mokuba's dog be?
Mokuba: Edie?
Yugi: Mr. Teddie?
H.E.: or Cutie-pie?
Y.Bakura: please get me some pain killer. . .
H.E.: NO! Anyway, Please R&R, and I hope you have a nice Day!…Or evening…or siesta…or Christmas… *keeps mumbling weird days*
N: ~_~ See yeah! Oh, and click the purple button!*tries to shake H.E. out of mumbling weird days*
Maria: HONK!!! ^________^