Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. SO YOU CAN'T SUE ME! *points at the Japanese lawyers* BWA HAHAHAHAHA!!!
This fic is still dedicated to: AngelOfDarkness, YYC, FC, Kitty Kat, SM, Halfling Rouge, and G! Thank you!
My writers block is gone! Yami Malick, Y.Bakura, and Kaiba were slaves and chipped me out.^_______^
Author's Rant: no one wants to name Mokuba's dog! ;_; poor doggy!
Mokuba's dog: ;_;
I've only had one person choose a name! Please! Help us choose a name! (The names are at the end of chpt. 6) Thank you
My First Kaiba Torturing Fic
Part Seven
The Present Room
H.E.: Hello, and welcome to the present room!! First up is Sarah a.ka. Celebi!! Giving us…
S.A.C.: *pulls out two little dolls that look like Seto and Y.Bakura* THE ULTRA-OMEGA TORTURE VOODOO DOLLS! version 6.0 ^.^
H.E.: ^_^ Thanks!! Next is Kawaii-anime-lover!! Giving us… 99,999,999 buckets of fish to Maria!!!
Maria: *splits them with all of the pets there, including Herbie who just showed up*
H.E.: Thank you!! Next is hyperanimefan!! Giving us…
Lotza fishies for the penguinies and other animalies, 100000000000000000 bags o' sugar for every one and a divining rod to help find anything you desire!!!
Everyone: Thanks!! HONK!! *gurgle!*
H.E.: ^_____^ Next is Bakura's Angel!! Giving us…..
1,000,000,000,000 buckets of fish For Maria Ice Frank and Mike
A penguin reppelent which really don't repel just attracts more birds for Kaiba (don't tell him that though let him think it keeps em away ^^)
6 barrels of marshmallow peeps for Yami
Lots o sugar and a special chibi sword that has a ducky on the hilt it allows the user to point it at the victim and the victim gets injured alot for HE!
stitches and a handy dandy first aid kit thats missing the essentials and only has the cold compress and gauze for Yami Bakura
teddy bear launchers that launch out teddies faster than Mach 3 for SAC and YYC.
Everyone: THANK YOU!!
Y.Bakura: I'm SAVED!! ^_^ THANK YOU!!
Kaiba: YES!! *doesn't use it strait away though o.O*
H.E.: ^____^ Next present giver is Sungirl and Meowiegirl!! Giving us…
An official Penguins license for Halfling Elf
her own ice palace and a life time supply of fish for Maria(she splits the fish again)
for everyone else(except Kaiba and Y.Bakura)an everything Robot it has every thing you'll need for torturing Kaiba and it comes with a lifetime supply of sugar.
Everyone except Kaiba and Y.Bakura: THANK YOU!!!
H.E.: next is KH2 giving us….
KH2: duckie mallets, and duckie water guns for everyone!!!
Everyone: THANK YOU!!!
H.E.: Mark0 gives us…
a fish for Maria and a feather to tickle seto with for Yugi
Yugi: Thanks!!
Maria: HONK!! ^_^ (splits the fish)
H.E.: aaand, *Hot Ice walks in* Hot Ice is able to come here 'cause Salness let her be here for the fic!!
Hot Ice: ^_^
Everyone: ON TO THE FIC!!
The Actual Fic
H.E.: BWA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Mike, Maria, Herbie, Ice, Frank, Bahamut, Mr. Fluffums, and Mokuba's dog!! CAPTURE KAIBA AND Y. BAKURA!!!!!
All mentioned above: *capture Kaiba and Y. Bakura*
H.E.: *takes out the Bazooka S.A.C. gave us in chapter 4* BWA HAHAHAHAHA!!! *turns the dial to opposite sex*
Y.Bakura: you wouldn't…..
Kaiba: please god…. No….
H.E. : :) yes!!! *fires them at Kaiba and Y.Bakura*
Y.Bakura & Kaiba: NOOOOOOO!!! *their voices turn girly*
H.E.: :) *straps them in mad scientist chairs* GO GIRLS!!!!
YYC, S.A.C.,KH2, ESS, and Hot Ice: :) *all of them crowd around Y.Bakura and Kaiba*
Y.Bakura and Kaiba: HEY!! NO! STOP!!
YYC: we need some of this…
Hot Ice: and some of that….
S.A.C.: a little bit of this…
KH2: and that….
ESS: and we're done!!
*all of the girls back away to leave Y.Bakura and Kaiba*
Y.Bakura: *whimpers*
Kaiba: *is as red as a beet*
H.E.: Kaiba now has long hair, and in a VERY tight gown which is red, with a rose in his..I mean her…hair!! She has sparkling red high heels, and lipstick and eye shadow(red), with rose quartz earrings! She also has red nail polish on!
Y.Bakura has a see-through dress with a bikini underneath!! She has purple high heels on, and her hair is in a pigtail! She has pink lipstick on and purple eye shadow on, and amethyst earrings!! She also has pink nail polish!! Don't they look wonderful!!
Everyone there: *burst into laughter*
Fan Boys: *pop out of nowhere and run after Y.Bakura and Kaiba* COME HERE LOVELY!!!!
Kaiba and Y.Bakura: NOOOOO! *runs away, but not that fast, because they are in high heels*
H.E.: GOOD LUCK GIRLS!!!
Everyone: *is rolling on the floor with laughter*
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DBZ Narrirator: BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Will Kaiba and Y.Bakura ever get rid of the guys? Find out next time for…. My First Kaiba Torturing fic!!!
Sorry it was so short guys!! I just got out of writers block, so I'm kinda everywhere! I might draw a picture of Kaiba and Y.Bakura as girls and in the dresses! Please R&R, and push the pretty purple button!!
~H.E.