My first Kaiba Torturing Fic
Yes, I'm back! But the Yu-Gi-Oh cast doesn't know... Bwa HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! ... Ah well. If I did, Kaiba would die in a terrible way... :)
The Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast is sitting a my counter drinking hot chocolate
Kaiba: Sooooo... How long has it been since we've seen H.E.?
Yami: over 4 months at least I think.
Mokuba: I miss her!
Maria: HONK!! :(
Yugi: Yeah, but we're free now! We can go anywhere in Canada if we want to!
Yami: Wrong. She put spirit wards on the house before she left remember?
Yugi: Oh yeah...
Kaiba: Well, now that she's gone no one shall torture me!!
Y. Bakura: Yeah! Me too!
Yami: But... I can't shake the feeling that someone is watching us...
Mokuba: *thinks for a bit and gets an idea to see who is on the ceiling* Guess what everybody! I used to live in a CONDOM!!!
Everyone: *spits out their drinks* WHAT?!
???: *THUMP* *rolls around with laughter* BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Everyone: HALFLING ELF!!!
H.E.: Howdy! I'm back for more torturing fun!!
Y. Bakura and Kaiba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
H.E.: YEEEEEEEEEESS!!! *bashes both of them with hammers*
Maria: HONK!! *runs over and hugs H.E*
H.E.: Hi girl! Ready to torture again?
Maria: HONK!! ^_______^
H.E.: Ok then! AUTHORESSES, COME ON BACK!!!
*big lightning*
DBZ Author: What will happen to Kaiba and Y. Bakura? Find out next time on, My first Kaiba torturing fic!!!
I'm BACK!! I'm not dead!!! Any way, push the purple button!!