South Park Wasteland Series.
Episode 102.--Outside.
Desert.
We see a small gathering of slightly rusty trailers, RV's, and campers in the middle of a barren wasteland of parched, cracked dirt. Small children run and play among the mobile homes while the adults roam about accomplishing various tasks. The clothing and equipment they use is somewhat shabby and worn, some of it though is clearly manufactured, a man wearing a denim vest here, a child plays with a plastic airplane, thinking it's a car, a woman gathers berries and depostis them into a black leather purse. Three figures appear over the horizon. A girl and two boys.
One of the trailer park men cries in alarm and runs into a trailer, emerging shortly armed with a rusted steel fire axe, others arm themselves with spears of sharpened wood, knives, chains, and clubs, and even a few machetes and begin to hoot and holler war cries. One of the men steps forward. He is decently well kept, clean shaven, in his mid-fourties, he has black hair with small wings of grey on his sideburns. He wears blue jeans and a black leather jacket with the arms torn off. He hefts a machete over his head, silencing the rest of the tribe, and steps forward towards the visitors.
Ashley, Matt, and Stan arrive in the village.
Tribal Chief:Hello. Please, do not harm us, our intentions are peaceful.
Ashley:We mean you no harm if you mean the same. (Matt begins to scribble something out on a pad of paper. He's drawing a map. It shows a short line of features leading from their current posisition to the location of the bunker.So far, they have found the werckage of a 747, and a cluster of skeletons, possibly the site of a battle in the last days of the war that destroyed the North American nations.
Matt:Ah, nice village, uh could you call your men off, our friend is getting kind of scared. (Pan to Stan, who is holding his shotgun close to his chest, looking about nervously.)
Tribal Chief:Okay, if it pleases you. (Signals for his men to lower their weapons and go back to work, most do, but a few stay at hand should anything happen. Stan loosens up a little bit.)
Matt:Thanks. Who in your village knows the geography of the surrounding area well?
Tribal Cheif:The what?
Matt:The lay of the land.
Tribal Chief:Oh, yes, yes, Emilia over there knows the land very well. (points to a blue haired girl who is wearing torn off jeans and a dirty T- shirt that may have been white at one time.She smiles and waves to them.) My name is Marcus.
Ashley:Ahh.
One hour later...
(Matt is being shown around the surrounding landmarks of the village by Emilia. They are at a stand of palm trees ontop of a small hill.)
Emilia:W-well, this is the last thing t-th-there is.
Matt:Okay. Thank you.(scribbles down some more on the map.)
(Matt sits on a large flat rock inside the cover of the trees as he adds onto the map, which is VERY detailed. Emilia sits beside Matt.)
Matt:What is it? Something wrong?
Emilia:N-no. Aghhhhhh hell, t-tt-there is s-ss-something. I l-like y- you.(She pins Matt before he can do anyhting.) Please, do me, here, now!
Matt:Wha? Ahh!! I have a girlfriend! She'll kill me if I cheat on her! She has the means to too! Stop!
(Matt's screams are lost in the wind as the camera pans awy from the trees.)
Bunker.
Pan to Male Dorms, Kyle, Chris, and Cartman are playing The World Is Not Enough on an N64 that was found in the dorm, which looks similar to all the other rooms in the bunker, but there are lots of bunk beds in there, and a few TV's are built into the walls.
Kyle:Dude! Lay off with the gratuitious head shots!
Cartman:No way! I'm kicking your bitch ass!
(Lenni bursts in without knocking.)
Lenni:Guys, I have some bad news...
Kyle:What?
Cartman:Yeah, what bad news?
Lenni:The cryo chambers fucked up. As a result, some of the adults in the tubes died.
Kyle:Oh god...
Cartman:(shrugs.)Eh, doesn't effect me.
Lenni:Your mom died Cartman. I'm sorry. Kyle, your parents are doing okay, but if the power goes, so do they.
Cartman:Eh... Eeeeeeeeyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(runs out of the room sobbing, Kyle just sits there in shock. Chris looks shocked too.)
Lenni:Hold on.(runs to catch up with Cartman, who has already been stopped by Wendy and Kenny in the hall. Cartman slugs Wendy in the stomach and swings at Kenny, who blocks and restrains Cartman, who is sobbing.)
Lenni:Dude, I did all I could, honest. I'm sorry, I really tried, I've gotta go make sure this thing doesn't fuck up again. (leaves, Wendy gets up, and places her hands on Cartman's shoulders. He stops sobbing.)
Cartman:What?*sniff*Why the hell are you looking at me!?*sniff*
Wendy:Dude, please, try to calm down, Lenni told me to unthaw some people, wanna come?
Kenny:My parents are gone too, mind you, I never really gave a damn about them. (grumbles to self on subject.)
Cartman:Well, ah guess.*sniff*(they go to the Control Centre.)
Pan to Control Centre, Lenni is already there at the main computer when Cartman and Wendy arrive.)
Lenni:Oh, Wendy, hold on a minute. If you want, you can go tell Kyle that his parents are okay.
Cartman:Okay. (leaves for the elevator.)
Lenni:Cartman needs someone. Should I thaw Lily out?
Wendy:Yeah.
Lenni:All rigth.(Begins typing away madly.)
(Cartman returns after a few minutes.)
Cartman:Ohay, ah told him.
(Kenny enters.)
Kenny:Hey, you doing okay?
Lenni:Yeah.
Wendy:Yep.
Cartman:Okay ah guess, Ah guess the shock is settin' in now. God I need something to drink.(Leaves for cafeteria.)
Pan to Cryo Chambers. Zoom in on Female Chambers, pan to a tube holding a blonde haired girl of about 8. The red on the tube light flicks to green.
Pan to Male Chambers. Zoom in on a tube holding a brown haired boy, also about 8 years old. Once agian, the light switches to green from red.
Male Dorms.
(Chris is now reading a book. 'The Eye Of The World', by Robert Jordan and (The first in my favorite series of fantasy novels!:)
Kyle is reading 'Wizard's First Rule', by Terry Goodkind.(Start of my second favorite fantasy series.) Cartman enters with bloodshot eyes and collapses on a bed, after belching VERY loudly. Chris and Kyle look up from their books and see that Cartman is quite drunk.
Chris pulls out a small vial with some pills in it.)
Kyle:Dude!Drugs are not cool!
Chris:Relax, these are sleeping pills.(Plugs Cartman's nose and pops the pills in.Cartman passes out, but snores loudly.Chris nods at Kyle.)
Kyle:Right.I take the legs, you take the arms.(They put Cartman on the bed properly, Chris and Kyle both look tired. They both collapse on the bed their books are on in exhaustion, bookmark their pages, and then pass out on the same bed, slack jawed and drooling somewhat.)
Trailer Village.
Ashley and Stan are sitting beside eachother on a bench crudely fashioned out of a 2 x 4 and some cinderblocks. the sun is setting.
Ashley:Damn, Matt's taking long enough, when did he leave? How long has he been gone?
Stan:When we were shown around the village. I guess at least two hours.(As if on cue, Matt walks up, looking sweaty, worn out, and some of his clothing is lopsided. Emilia follows closly.)
Ashley:(looks Matt over, reaches for her pistol.)
Matt:I swear, that bitch raped me!
Emilia:You liked it!
Matt:Shut up!
(Emilia looks shocked, as do several others, who immeadiatly raise fire axes, shovels, and clubs.)
Matt:What?What did I say?
(Ashley grabs Matt, and Stan and the three run like hell as a bunch of villagers chase after them.Marcus stops them all.)
Marcus:What is the meaning of this?
Matt(points to Emilia.):She raped me!!!
Ashley:Yeah, she raped him!
Emilia:You liked it!
Matt:Like hell I did, you were supposed to show me around, not show me around, and then fuck my brains out without my permission!
Marcus:Actually, we need to do that in order to avoide inbreeding.
Matt:I understand that much of it, but please, ask next time, okay?
Marcus:I will adress it with my advisor.
Ashley:Fuck it, we have to go now, have a nice day.(They run like hell out of the trailer park village.)
Bunker.
Male Dorms.
(The lights have all been turned out, Kenny opens the door and directs two people in, a girl and a boy. The girl has long hair tied back in a ponytail, the boy is wearing glasses as we can see the light from the hall reflect off of them. The girl is wearing desert BDU pants and a sky blue tank top, the boy is wearing OD green BDU's.Cartman comes to.)
Cartman(squinting.):Eh, ah see the light, and it burns!
Girl:Hi Eric. Remember me?
Cartman:Lily?
Lily:Yes, I heard.(hugs Cartman)Dude, I'm so sorry. (sighs, pecks Cartman on the cheek.)
Cartman:Thanks.(smiles.)Where are you going?
Lily:Bed, I'm kind of tired. Dylan's here too.
Dylan:Hey.
Cartman:Hey.(Lily leaves, dylan takes the top bunk of one of the many beds and dozes off, Chris is awake now.Pan to top down view of Cartman and Chris, who are on bottom bunks of the beds they're on, both beds are connected at the head, so the top of Chris's head is aligned with Cartman's.We can see through the top bunks.)
Chris:Hey Cartman, who was that?
Cartman:Mah girlfriend, Lily.
Chris:Your lucky dude, I was one of the most muscular guys in Ms.C's calss before we were all frozen, I was kind and sweet and had lots of money to boot and that didn't do shit. Damn I miss Rita.
Cartman:You went out with her?
Chris:No. We were just good friends, but I've made it very clear that I liked her.
Cartman:Well, good luck, Kyle likes her too by the way.
Chris:I've noticed. Well, night.
Cartman:Yeahhhhhhh.........(word turns into a longass yawn, at the end of which, Cartman finally goes to sleep. Chris is hugging a chibi dool of Rita in his sleep.)
--End Fic--
Episode 102.--Outside.
Desert.
We see a small gathering of slightly rusty trailers, RV's, and campers in the middle of a barren wasteland of parched, cracked dirt. Small children run and play among the mobile homes while the adults roam about accomplishing various tasks. The clothing and equipment they use is somewhat shabby and worn, some of it though is clearly manufactured, a man wearing a denim vest here, a child plays with a plastic airplane, thinking it's a car, a woman gathers berries and depostis them into a black leather purse. Three figures appear over the horizon. A girl and two boys.
One of the trailer park men cries in alarm and runs into a trailer, emerging shortly armed with a rusted steel fire axe, others arm themselves with spears of sharpened wood, knives, chains, and clubs, and even a few machetes and begin to hoot and holler war cries. One of the men steps forward. He is decently well kept, clean shaven, in his mid-fourties, he has black hair with small wings of grey on his sideburns. He wears blue jeans and a black leather jacket with the arms torn off. He hefts a machete over his head, silencing the rest of the tribe, and steps forward towards the visitors.
Ashley, Matt, and Stan arrive in the village.
Tribal Chief:Hello. Please, do not harm us, our intentions are peaceful.
Ashley:We mean you no harm if you mean the same. (Matt begins to scribble something out on a pad of paper. He's drawing a map. It shows a short line of features leading from their current posisition to the location of the bunker.So far, they have found the werckage of a 747, and a cluster of skeletons, possibly the site of a battle in the last days of the war that destroyed the North American nations.
Matt:Ah, nice village, uh could you call your men off, our friend is getting kind of scared. (Pan to Stan, who is holding his shotgun close to his chest, looking about nervously.)
Tribal Chief:Okay, if it pleases you. (Signals for his men to lower their weapons and go back to work, most do, but a few stay at hand should anything happen. Stan loosens up a little bit.)
Matt:Thanks. Who in your village knows the geography of the surrounding area well?
Tribal Cheif:The what?
Matt:The lay of the land.
Tribal Chief:Oh, yes, yes, Emilia over there knows the land very well. (points to a blue haired girl who is wearing torn off jeans and a dirty T- shirt that may have been white at one time.She smiles and waves to them.) My name is Marcus.
Ashley:Ahh.
One hour later...
(Matt is being shown around the surrounding landmarks of the village by Emilia. They are at a stand of palm trees ontop of a small hill.)
Emilia:W-well, this is the last thing t-th-there is.
Matt:Okay. Thank you.(scribbles down some more on the map.)
(Matt sits on a large flat rock inside the cover of the trees as he adds onto the map, which is VERY detailed. Emilia sits beside Matt.)
Matt:What is it? Something wrong?
Emilia:N-no. Aghhhhhh hell, t-tt-there is s-ss-something. I l-like y- you.(She pins Matt before he can do anyhting.) Please, do me, here, now!
Matt:Wha? Ahh!! I have a girlfriend! She'll kill me if I cheat on her! She has the means to too! Stop!
(Matt's screams are lost in the wind as the camera pans awy from the trees.)
Bunker.
Pan to Male Dorms, Kyle, Chris, and Cartman are playing The World Is Not Enough on an N64 that was found in the dorm, which looks similar to all the other rooms in the bunker, but there are lots of bunk beds in there, and a few TV's are built into the walls.
Kyle:Dude! Lay off with the gratuitious head shots!
Cartman:No way! I'm kicking your bitch ass!
(Lenni bursts in without knocking.)
Lenni:Guys, I have some bad news...
Kyle:What?
Cartman:Yeah, what bad news?
Lenni:The cryo chambers fucked up. As a result, some of the adults in the tubes died.
Kyle:Oh god...
Cartman:(shrugs.)Eh, doesn't effect me.
Lenni:Your mom died Cartman. I'm sorry. Kyle, your parents are doing okay, but if the power goes, so do they.
Cartman:Eh... Eeeeeeeeyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(runs out of the room sobbing, Kyle just sits there in shock. Chris looks shocked too.)
Lenni:Hold on.(runs to catch up with Cartman, who has already been stopped by Wendy and Kenny in the hall. Cartman slugs Wendy in the stomach and swings at Kenny, who blocks and restrains Cartman, who is sobbing.)
Lenni:Dude, I did all I could, honest. I'm sorry, I really tried, I've gotta go make sure this thing doesn't fuck up again. (leaves, Wendy gets up, and places her hands on Cartman's shoulders. He stops sobbing.)
Cartman:What?*sniff*Why the hell are you looking at me!?*sniff*
Wendy:Dude, please, try to calm down, Lenni told me to unthaw some people, wanna come?
Kenny:My parents are gone too, mind you, I never really gave a damn about them. (grumbles to self on subject.)
Cartman:Well, ah guess.*sniff*(they go to the Control Centre.)
Pan to Control Centre, Lenni is already there at the main computer when Cartman and Wendy arrive.)
Lenni:Oh, Wendy, hold on a minute. If you want, you can go tell Kyle that his parents are okay.
Cartman:Okay. (leaves for the elevator.)
Lenni:Cartman needs someone. Should I thaw Lily out?
Wendy:Yeah.
Lenni:All rigth.(Begins typing away madly.)
(Cartman returns after a few minutes.)
Cartman:Ohay, ah told him.
(Kenny enters.)
Kenny:Hey, you doing okay?
Lenni:Yeah.
Wendy:Yep.
Cartman:Okay ah guess, Ah guess the shock is settin' in now. God I need something to drink.(Leaves for cafeteria.)
Pan to Cryo Chambers. Zoom in on Female Chambers, pan to a tube holding a blonde haired girl of about 8. The red on the tube light flicks to green.
Pan to Male Chambers. Zoom in on a tube holding a brown haired boy, also about 8 years old. Once agian, the light switches to green from red.
Male Dorms.
(Chris is now reading a book. 'The Eye Of The World', by Robert Jordan and (The first in my favorite series of fantasy novels!:)
Kyle is reading 'Wizard's First Rule', by Terry Goodkind.(Start of my second favorite fantasy series.) Cartman enters with bloodshot eyes and collapses on a bed, after belching VERY loudly. Chris and Kyle look up from their books and see that Cartman is quite drunk.
Chris pulls out a small vial with some pills in it.)
Kyle:Dude!Drugs are not cool!
Chris:Relax, these are sleeping pills.(Plugs Cartman's nose and pops the pills in.Cartman passes out, but snores loudly.Chris nods at Kyle.)
Kyle:Right.I take the legs, you take the arms.(They put Cartman on the bed properly, Chris and Kyle both look tired. They both collapse on the bed their books are on in exhaustion, bookmark their pages, and then pass out on the same bed, slack jawed and drooling somewhat.)
Trailer Village.
Ashley and Stan are sitting beside eachother on a bench crudely fashioned out of a 2 x 4 and some cinderblocks. the sun is setting.
Ashley:Damn, Matt's taking long enough, when did he leave? How long has he been gone?
Stan:When we were shown around the village. I guess at least two hours.(As if on cue, Matt walks up, looking sweaty, worn out, and some of his clothing is lopsided. Emilia follows closly.)
Ashley:(looks Matt over, reaches for her pistol.)
Matt:I swear, that bitch raped me!
Emilia:You liked it!
Matt:Shut up!
(Emilia looks shocked, as do several others, who immeadiatly raise fire axes, shovels, and clubs.)
Matt:What?What did I say?
(Ashley grabs Matt, and Stan and the three run like hell as a bunch of villagers chase after them.Marcus stops them all.)
Marcus:What is the meaning of this?
Matt(points to Emilia.):She raped me!!!
Ashley:Yeah, she raped him!
Emilia:You liked it!
Matt:Like hell I did, you were supposed to show me around, not show me around, and then fuck my brains out without my permission!
Marcus:Actually, we need to do that in order to avoide inbreeding.
Matt:I understand that much of it, but please, ask next time, okay?
Marcus:I will adress it with my advisor.
Ashley:Fuck it, we have to go now, have a nice day.(They run like hell out of the trailer park village.)
Bunker.
Male Dorms.
(The lights have all been turned out, Kenny opens the door and directs two people in, a girl and a boy. The girl has long hair tied back in a ponytail, the boy is wearing glasses as we can see the light from the hall reflect off of them. The girl is wearing desert BDU pants and a sky blue tank top, the boy is wearing OD green BDU's.Cartman comes to.)
Cartman(squinting.):Eh, ah see the light, and it burns!
Girl:Hi Eric. Remember me?
Cartman:Lily?
Lily:Yes, I heard.(hugs Cartman)Dude, I'm so sorry. (sighs, pecks Cartman on the cheek.)
Cartman:Thanks.(smiles.)Where are you going?
Lily:Bed, I'm kind of tired. Dylan's here too.
Dylan:Hey.
Cartman:Hey.(Lily leaves, dylan takes the top bunk of one of the many beds and dozes off, Chris is awake now.Pan to top down view of Cartman and Chris, who are on bottom bunks of the beds they're on, both beds are connected at the head, so the top of Chris's head is aligned with Cartman's.We can see through the top bunks.)
Chris:Hey Cartman, who was that?
Cartman:Mah girlfriend, Lily.
Chris:Your lucky dude, I was one of the most muscular guys in Ms.C's calss before we were all frozen, I was kind and sweet and had lots of money to boot and that didn't do shit. Damn I miss Rita.
Cartman:You went out with her?
Chris:No. We were just good friends, but I've made it very clear that I liked her.
Cartman:Well, good luck, Kyle likes her too by the way.
Chris:I've noticed. Well, night.
Cartman:Yeahhhhhhh.........(word turns into a longass yawn, at the end of which, Cartman finally goes to sleep. Chris is hugging a chibi dool of Rita in his sleep.)
--End Fic--