Chapter Two- E
*phone rings*
Integral: *answers the phone* Hello?
????: *man's voice* Hello? Er..*clears throat*....*woman's voice* Hello? I'm calling about the ad?
Integral: Oh yes.*puts her hand over the talky part of the phone* Arucard, your first customer! *starts talking to ????*
Integral: *bit of the convo* Turn left at the stoplight, not right. That's a common mistake. Got it? Good.
????: So 8 o clock then?
Integral: That's when he's the rowdiest. ^_^
????: GREAT! *click*
Integral: *hangs up, with a smile on her face*
Arucard: *pouts*
**8 o clock**
????: *pulls into the driveway*
Integral: *looks out the window* Ah! There she is! Go out and meet her Arucard!
Arucard: *grumbles and goes outside*
????: Are you Arucard???? You can call me Moomoo
Arucard: Yes, I am Arucard. Hi there, er, Moomoo.
Moomooo: *realizes one of "her" boobs is down by her stomach* Whoopsie! ^_^ *fixes it*
Arucard: ....
Arucard: C'mon...lets get inside and get this over with...
Moomoo: *walks like she has something stuck up her ass*
Arucard: *raises an eyebrow*
*in the room*
Moomoo: Do you want to see my new tattoo?
Arucard: ...Sure.
Moomoo: *moons Arucard, exposing her tattoo of a hippo kissing a 70's happy face*
Arucard: *twitches* That's very cool.
Arucard: *sighs* I'm going to regret this....*pounces Moomoo*
Moomoo: Oh Arucard! *smooch*
Moomoo: *belches in his mouth* Oopsies! Sorry sweetie!
Arucard: *shudders*
Arucard: *accidentally pops one of Moomoo's "boobs" with his nails*
Moomoo: Oh shit!
Arucard: ...*eyes narrow and he rips off Moomoo's shirt*
Moomoo: ACK!
Arucard: You have a man chest!
Moomoo: *slaps Arucard* OF ALL THE NERVE!
Arucard: Hey! *rubs his cheek*
Moomoo: That's it. I'm leaving! *throws some money at Arucard, and slips on "her" own dress and reveals "her" masculinity*
Arucard: *twitches*
Moomoo: *runs out of the building, half-naked*
Integral: *comes down, watching Moomoo rush off* How much money did you get?
Arucard: *picks up the money and counts it* ....3 dollars.
Seras: WHAT!? My chart isn't worth a mere 3 dollars!!!!
Integral: ...Well, $17,219,497...
Arucard: -_-
Integral: I hope you don't scare away the next customer.
End Chapter 2!