Chapter 3- X
Integral: *goes upstairs to take the next call*
????#2: AYEEEEEE!!!!!!! DON'T MAKE ME GET THE HOSE!!!!
????#2: Sorry. My slave was out of his cage.
Integral: ....That's okay. So, have you called about the ad?
????#2: Oh, yes of course! *scratching sounds* When is the best time do you think?
Integral: Hmm...*looks at her pocket-watch* How about you come by about by half past the hour?
????#2: WOO-HOO! Erm...I mean great!
Integral: See you then! *click*
????#2: *Pulls in the driveway* Hi everyone!!
Integral: *waves* Arucard is inside the dungeon. ^_^
????#2: *walks to the dungeon* Are you the sexy bitch Arucard I keep hearing about? *makes rustling noises when she walks*
Arucard: *nods weakly*
????#2: I'm Patty! Nice to meet you! *rustling noises as she waves*
Arucard: Hi Patty. May I ask what the rustling noise is?
Patty:*shrug* Your guess is as good as mine.
Integral: ^.^ I'll leave you two alone!*closes the door*
Arucard: Do you want to get this over with?
Patty: *chains Arucard to the wall* Alright buddy. Here's the deal. You watch videos of me and my slave and you get paid. Got it?
Arucard: *nods, thinking "Hey, it seems easy enough"*
Patty: *takes tapes out from inside her pants, and hooks them up to a projector she disguised as a purse*
Patty: Hmmm...I think you need to see the "Illegal in 48 states, and Mars" video. *hooks it up and plays it*
Video: OHH!!! OHH!! AHHH! AHHH!!! *squish* AHHHH!!!! *explode* OHHHHH!!!! *chainsaw* YESS!! YESSS!!!!
Arucard: *twitches while watching it, but not saying anything*
Video: AHHHHH!!!! *sound of severing limb* NOW GET BACK IN THE CAGE!
Patty: ^_^ *sigh* The good times. That slave died though. Sad tragic story, would you like to hear it?
Arucard: *forces himself to nod*
Patty: Well, it was all back in the day when you could still do half of the stuff in that video.....*56 mins later*.......And it turned out the soybeans were orange! So that's how he died.
Arucard: I'm sorry to hear that.
Patty: *gets in Arucard's face* WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO SANTA CLAUS!?
Arucard: o_o;; I didn't say that! I believe in Santa Claus!!
Patty: WAAAAAAA!! OH WOE IS ME!! WHY, WHY, WH-*a brick falls from the ceiling, and KO's Patty*
Arucard: *sighs with relief*
Seras: *knocks on the door* GOD. It's been 4 hours are you guys DONE yet?!
Arucard: *has slipped out of his chains and is stealing the money from Patty's pocket* Yes, we're done.
Seras: *bazooka's the door open* How much did you get!? ^_______^
Arucard: *counts it*
Arucard: $1,000.
Seras: Now THAT'S more like it!
Arucard: *puts Patty outside somewhere in the woods*
End Chapter 3!