Chapter 4- Y

Integral: *takes the next call*

????#3: Ya gonna DIIIIIEEEEE

Integral: *sweatdrops* Um...

????#3: And don't marry that fat man! He only wants you for your money!

Integral: I'll be sure to remember that...

????#3: An' dis ad in da paper! Eet looks good!

Integral: Yes. ^_^ What time would you like to come over?

????#3: *walks out of the closet* I'm here!

Integral: *jumps* Oh!  Hello there. *hangs up the phone*

????#3: Allow me to introduce meself! I'm Miss Cleo!

Integral: *nods* I'm Integral Wingates Hellsing.  Arucard is in the dungeon.

Miss Cleo: Ohhhh noooo. I don't do dat dungeon stuff.......Unless it's at no extra charge...?

Integral: Of course not. ^_^

Miss Cleo: Yeah, girl! *runs to the dungeon*

Arucard: *looks up when Miss Cleo comes in and shudders*

Miss Cleo: !!!! How come I didn't foresee dis! You're dat fat man Integral can't marry!

Arucard: What?!  *looks at his slender, bony self* I am not fat!

Miss Cleo: *twitch* *slips into her freaky voodoo psychic personality*

Miss Cleo: YA GONNA DIIIEEEEE

Arucard:  .....*kills Miss Cleo and takes her money*

Arucard: This isn't half bad...I haven't had to screw anybody yet...

End Chapter 4!