Chapter 5- -

Integral: *takes the next call*

????#4: Fuckity bitch fuckity BITCH!!

Integral: um...

????#4: No, you idiot! OFF! DOWN! Ok. Hello?

Integral: Hello. I take it you're calling about the ad in the newspaper, am I correct?

????#4: Oh yeah! When's your next opening?

Integral: Right now! ^_^

????#4: Awesome! I'll be right over.

Integral: See you then. *hangs up*

????#4: *pulls into the driveway*

????#4: *gets out and flips back her long blond hair*

Arucard: *meets her there*

????#4: Hey there. I'm Charity. Nice to meet you ^_^

Arucard: Hello, Charity. I'm Arucard.

Charity: How much do you cost?

Arucard: Depends. I range from $1,000 to $5,000.

Arucard: *has a tiny little annoyance/anger mark on his forehead*

Charity: Hmmm. You look good enough, so here's $5,001. *jumps in his arms* lead me away!

Arucard: *goes back down to the dungeon*

**Insert scene of hot wild sex**

Charity: AGAIN!

Arucard: *pants* But*pant* I'm*pant* exhausted!

Charity: I SAID AGAIN BITCH!!!!

Arucard: o_o Okay

**Scene of hot wild sex**

Charity: AGAIN!!!

Arucard: Hold on...let me catch my breath...

**Scene of hot wild....somewhat forced sex**

Charity: AGAIN!!!

Arucard: @_@

Charity: Damn...I think he's dead.....

Arucard: *twitches slightly*

Charity: Hmmmm *rubs chin*

**Insert scene of hot wild sex**

Charity: Ok. I'm finished.

Charity: *walks out*

Charity: *to Integral* He could use some more stamina. He's not all that active....

Integral: It's been a long night for him. He'll probably be better by tomorrow night.

Seras: So, Master...Did you follow my chart? ^_^

Arucard: *doesn't hear Seras because he's unconscious*

Integral: I think he's had enough for one night...

Seras: I never said that chart was easy.

Integral: He'll get used to it.

Arucard: @_@

Seras: *pokey*

Arucard: *twitches*

Seras: *tsk tsk tsk* *goes to her room to sleep*

End chapter 5