Chapter 6- Beast
**Sometime later!**
Walter: We're almost paid off!
Integral: ^_^ I know! And it's all thanks to Arucard.
Seras: Our hero! *glomps him*
Arucard: I'm just glad it's almost over...
**phone rings**
Integral: ^_^ *answers the phone* Hello?
Alexander: Eh....Hello?
Alexander: I'm calling in response to the ad...
Integral: *twitch* Um...sure.
Alexander: When's the next opening?
Integral: Uh...about an hour.
Alexander: Great. I'll see you then. *click*
Integral: ^_^;;
Seras: Any detectable flaws in the voice? If not, that might mean she's got hair in unusual places or some other creepy flaw like the last 26 girls....
Walter: So? We've got razors.
Seras: Not the point.....
Arucard: ...It sounded kind of like...nah, it couldn't be...
**Uh, later on?**
**a car pulls into the driveway playing gospel music**
Alexander: *gets out and knocks on the door*
Integral: *answers the door*
Alexander: *waves sheepishly*
Integral: ^_^;; Hello.
Arucard: O_O OH GOD!
Alexander: MY SEXY MAN! *latches onto Arucard*
Arucard: _
Integral: Be nice, Arucard! Just this once!
Alexander: ^_____^
Arucard: Of all the degrading things..._ *smooches Alexander*
Alexander: I knew you felt the same!
Seras: *stands in the corner and stifles her laughter*
Arucard: *continues to make out with Alexander forcing himself not to throw up*
Incognito: *storms in* I KNEW IT!!!!!
Integral: Hey! I thought I killed you!
Incognito: I threatened to violate Satan. Upon hearing this, he let me go. ^_^
Integral: I see...
Incognito: ARUCARD! I'll pay you to take Alexander to the dungeon where I can teach him a lesson!
Arucard: How much?
Incognito: *literally coughs up a medium sized diamond* HERE!
Integral: O_O *takes it*
Arucard: *drags Alexander down to the dungeon*
Incognito: *coughs up a whip and follows Arucard*
Alexander: NOOOOOO!!! You don't know what he does to me!!!
Arucard: No, I don't. And I frankly don't care.
Alexander: No...NO!! NOT THE WHIP!!!
Incognito: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *shuts the dungeon door*
Seras: *peeks in*
Seras: O.O *turns white* Don't look in..........
Integral: ? *looks in, then turns around immediately. She acts like she's seen nothing at all* ....*walks upstairs into her office, then screams*
Walter: *looks in* Eh....been there, done that.
Seras: !!!! *runs away to be sick*
Integral: *pretends to look through some papers*
Seras: *watches Tellitubbies to take her mind off of it*
Po: Eh oh Lala!
Tinkie Winkie: Eeehhh oohhhhh
Seras: OH GOD! THAT CLOUD LOOKS LIKE ALEXANDER! *runs away*
**In TV land**
Cloud Alexander: *to Cloud Arucard* Fuck me!
Cloud Arucard: _ *floats away*
Cloud Incognito: *chases cloud Alexander with a whip*
Cloud Integral: *smokes a cigar*
Cloud Seras: *goes psycho vampy on the Tellitubbies*
**Back in real life**
Pokey the Penguin: I AM IN GREAT BRITAIN!!!
Little Girl: YES
Integral: *glances at the penguins*
Integral: Um...
Pokey the Penguin: HELLO MY NAME IS POKEY THE PENGUIN AND I LOVE MAKING NEW FRIENDS
Arucard: Awww! ^_^ *hugs Pokey* you're so cute!!
POP: TRULY!
Seras: ....Poor Master.....He's damaged....
Integral: I think the hooker thing has made him crazy...
Integral: ....er.
Seras: *taps Arucard on the shoulder*
Arucard: *turns around* ?
Seras: *hands him a wine bottle with blood in it*
Arucard: *grabs it and starts drinking it*
Pokey the Penguin: OH NO A VAMPIRE!!
Pokey the Penguin: *takes out a stake out of nowhere*
Seras:*gasp*
Little Girl HOORAY
Arucard: *seems to have gotten back to himself and he kills Pokey and the Little Girl*
Seras: YAY! Master is back!
Walter: *stumbles in* INTEGRAL-SAMA!
Arucard: I can't believe I did all of that...it was...so disgusting...and that one human forced me...
Integral: *looks at Walter* Yes?
Walter: Have you paid that phone bill yet!?
Integral: I was about to do that.
Walter: Don't do it!!! The mail man made a mistake!! It was supposed to be sent to the "Knights of Herring" institution!!
Integral: ......
Arucard: .......
Seras: .......
Walter: Who wants to kick him first?
Integral: I do!
Arucard: I go after my Master!
Seras: And me after mine!
Walter: Aim low. I hear he's got bad knees!
*they frolic off the kill the mail man*
THE END