Lifestyles of the Lord of Mordor
(by Sailor Taichichi Vegeta)
We all knew it was just a matter of time before I hopped onto the LOTR bandwagon. Heh heh heh…this is gonna be good…
Disclaimer
Tails: Hey, here's a new one. We don't own Lord of the Rings.
Me: Well, I got the trilogy for Christmas. It's a beauty, I almost didn't wanna open it.
Tails: But we don't own the idea for it.
Me: That's true. –Oh, and we aren't Good Charlotte. If we were, we'd have two more people and spikier hair…
Always hearin' about him
In every single wayside inn
A Dark Lord who wants attention
Ruling with an iron hand
His crib in the Nameless Land
And it seems like suicide to go against him
I'd like to see him in a year
If the heroes of old were here
I don't think he would survive
And if he became a Shire dude
And had visitors in multitudes
I think he'd scream and run away
He'd run away…
Lifestyles of the Lord of Mordor
Promoting disorder, he's causing disorder
If jewelry is such an issue
Why even wear it in battle?
Why not wrap it in tissue?
Well, did you know if you were evil you could cheat your boss
Forge another Ring and bump their leaders off
As long as you've got the Orcs to scare your neighbors
And did you know a killer spider could become your pet
('cause you haven't found a strong enough bug spray yet)
But you could always go to space and hang with Darth!
I'd like to see him in a year
If the heroes of old were here
I don't think he would survive
And if he became a Shire dude
And had visitors in multitudes
I think he'd scream and run away
He'd run away…
Lifestyles of the Lord of Mordor
Promoting disorder, he's causing disorder
If jewelry is such an issue
Why even wear it in battle?
Why not wrap it in tissue?
(Guitar stuff…Frodo goes wild! Go Baggins! You're the halfling! Go Baggins!)
- Lifestyles of the Lord of Mordor
Promoting disorder, he's causing disorder
If jewelry is such an issue
You've got so many issues!
You need a tissue!
Lifestyles of the Lord of Mordor
We'll BUY you another bloody ring
Just stop the disorder!
Lifestyles of the Lord of Mordor
Lifestyles of the Lord of Mordor
Lifestyles of the Lord of Mordor!
The End