DEAD OR ALIVE 3: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT

By Jack Bullions

EXT. BEACH

 TINA
 I am every computer geek's wet dream.

 HITOMI
 No you're not. I am every computer 
 geek's wet dream.

 TINA
 Perhaps we shall resolve our cat-fight 
 with kung fu then.

They perform various GRATUITOUS SEXUAL STUNTS, and they 
GROAN, MOAN, PULL HAIR, MASH each other, GIGGLE and SHIT, 
while the CAMERA does tight close-up CROTCH SHOTS.

Computer Geeks further hone the art of ONE-HAND TYPING.

 GAME OVER.