The Abridged Script Archive: Video Game Edition

by Jack Bullions

Ongoing. Content LS. Editing Room inspired work. A collection of short mockery scripts for video games I find abominable. Star Ocean 2: The Second Story added

9. King's Field II

 KING'S FIELD II: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT

by Jack Bullions

INT. FROM SOFTWARE STUDIOS 

PRODUCER SHINICHIRO NISHIDA walks into the production studio. 
He takes a MAGIC MARKER and carefully writes a Roman numeral 
II next to the first King's Field game.

 PRODUCER SHINICHIRO NISHIDA
 Now I have a good sequel.

CUE: Monty Python's Money Song.

 GAME OVER.