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DAAAAAMN!!
Hi. I'm Heihachi's bodygaurd. Life here sucks. For instance, my boss is over 70 years old, and he struts around in a thong! Enough said.
Sometimes, when it gets stuck, he asks me to pull it out, and I see a dookie stain. HELP!
One day, Heihachi's "friend"... he calls it "Kuma", walks in. Why he gets turned on by animals, we'll never know. Anyway, this "Kuma" asks for the Mishima corporation. Heihachi pulls out this huge pile of paper, which are actually contracts. Is this man crazy? Why would you give your business to an animal!?
Anyways, right in front of my very eyes, "Kuma" started breakdancing! He would dance every time he stamped a paper. He did the moonwalk, the snake, and the harlem shake! Whoa!
When it came down to the last one, Heihachi said, "Now Kuma, this is the last one." "Kuma" started doing ballet, soaked his paw in the red ink, and slammed his paw on the paper... wait, no... that was Heihachi's head.
I only have one word for that... DAAAAAMN!!
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