Disclaimer; don't own king of fighters... Or the charecters.. Wish I could specially iori yagami... Mabe I would settle for kyo kusanagi.. I dunno.. Know one thing I dont own the god damn copy right

Chapter1: what the..

It was a hot day in mid August a light breeze blew across the field.. The wonderful and loveble (yeah right) kyo kusangi was sleeping under a tree and his apprentice shingo Was traing.. He jumped, kick, kick, puch, kick, jump, jump jump.. You get the idea.. Just then shingo accidently trips on a rock and lands on kyo waking him up. Thought it did not look good.

Kyo: Umm shingo

Shing: yes kyo-sama

Kyo: what you doing on me?

shingo Umm I triped

Kyo: well.. Get the hell off of me before somone comes by and gets the wrong idea

giving his apprentice a shove making shingo quickly get off his master and stand

Shingo: gomen kyo-san

Kyo: Its okay shingo

Mysterious voice: Yeah he liked it

Kyo: Did not

Mysterous voice: did so

Kyo: did not

Mysterious voice: did sok

Shingo: Who the hell was that

Mysterious voice: It was me

Shingo: Who is me.. What is me

Just then a sort black haired woman with orange bangs and eyes and pointy ears. Wearing a short black skirt, a deep crimson tube top, black gloves, black vest and black boots which went up past her knees a little ways. jumped out of no where.

Mystery person that was a voice: good question esspecially for you..Me is i And I is shinacira the most hottest woman on earth. And did so

Kyo: 'snort' yeah right speak for yourself.. DID NOT

Shingo: These real

shingo pulled at shinacira's ears getting a kick to the knee cap for doing so

Shinacria: well yeah.. What you think they were baka.. Did so

Shingo is holding his knee jumping around

shingo:you a magical fairy

Shinacira: Nope elf.. And the most cutest at that

Kyo snorts again at the comment. Shinacira turns towards kyo and puts her hands on her hips

Shinacira: well how many elfs you known..... Did so

Kyo: None yet why

Shinacira :well then dont fucken judge me baka.. For matter of fact I am more prettier then most... Did so did so did so

Kyo: yeah whatever stupid onna

Shinacira: shut up or else

Shingo bored with jumping around starts to chase a butterfly

Kyo: or else what.. You gonna nag me to death

kyo laughted at his own joke while shingo stoped shasing the butterfly and started shasing a rabbit

Shinacira: Okay you pissed me off... okay lets see.. Hmm proper punishment.. Okay yeah that is good'

shinacira reached into her shirt and pulls out a bottle full of a black liquid. Walked up to kyo and stoped when she is face to face with him.. shingo tripped over a rock and landed a little ways away from shinacira and satred to look up her skirt

Kyo: what you gonna do stupid onna

Shinacira opened up the bottle and pours some of the contents on kyo's head

Kyo: hey you baka onna what was that for

kyo said wipped some of the liquid off his face. Shinacira stands back and looks at a watch.. Thought since she does not have one it was her wrist

Shinacira: it should work right about now

Just then kyo gets a wird feeling and then gets dizzy and falls over

Shinago: what the fuck

Shingo stopped looking up shinaciras skirt

Shinacira: a proper punishment

Shinacira put the bottle away into her shirt and then turned and started to walk away

Kyo: hey bitch come back here

shinacira:why kid

Kyo was now 8 years again

Kyo: change me back now

growled kyo running after her

hinacira:no not gonna.. Till I feel like it bye-bye baka-sama

shinacira then jumps into the shadows and diseapears leaing the now turned 8 kyo and his apprentice shingo

Kyo:You stupid bitch come back hear

Kyo tripped on a rock and fell on the ground while shingo watched his master woundering two things what will happen to his master now and hell the hell did that shinacira woman keep that bottle in her shirt without it being seen

{gomen sorry that this chapter may be boring or stupid but I promise it will get better.. I am also sorry if some of the terms are not exacly right.. Be doing a lot of chat room RPG's ... I dunno please reiew thank you come again.. Or not}