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Chapter 4: torture for iori
Yuki had just left leaving iori, shingo and kyo alone together in her apartment
Iori: now she is gone... Kyo why the hell are you a child
Kyo: umm you see I was walking along and I saw this child as this witch so what I did was saved child from this witch so she turned me into one to replace the child that I helped escape.. But I killed the witch and now she cant turn me back
Iori: 'blink' 'blink'
Shingo: I thought you pissed some woman off by calling her ugly
Kyo whispering to shingo: yeah I know just spicing it up
Iori: yeah whatever.. Since you are not at your best I wont spar with you.. Besides I would kick your ass anyway
Kyo: yeah sure whatever
Iori: well anyway this is what is going to happen you and shingo are going to sit on the couch.. You will not speak, you will not move, and you will not breath do so and I will beat you.. You understand?
Kyo: yeah whatever iori
Iori: and there will be no back talk to I make my self clear
Kyo and shingo: yes sir
Kyo and shingo went and sat on the couch while iori went and sat on the chair infront of the TV. He turned the TV and on and flipped threw the channels in till he came to a show entitled 'when psycho maniacs attack'
Kyo after watching it for awhile: the hell is this
The answer he got was a fist to the face
Iori: what I tell you this is my favorite show and I will not be interrupted while watching it got that
Kyo and shingo just nodded
Iori: good
About an hour later iori had fallen asleep and was snoring kyo being bored started to draw on iori's face
Kyo whispering: what a jerk
Shingo whispering: yeah what should we do
Kyo: I got an idea
After half an hour of plotting and setting up every thing was in place. Kyo was in the bathroom and shingo went to wake iori. Shingo giving iori a shove awake
Shingo: iori wake up
Iori wakes up and wipes the drool from the corner of his mouth
Iori: shingo why you wake me up.. Where is kyo and why the hell are you not on the couch
Shingo: well you see I told him not to but he got off the couch anyway he went into the bedroom and found some naughty pictures with girls in them
Iori: what!
Shingo: yep true he is in the bedroom right now still looking at the pictures
Iori stood up and walked towards the bedroom
Iori: I cant believe kyo
Shingo: yes I know especially doing something like that I would never look at pictures like that
Iori: did not mean that I cant believe he did not share the wealth
Iori turned the knob and opened the door.. Just then a bucket of blue paint fell on his head. Iori then yelled a blue streak of cusses. While shingo counted all the different words. When iori calmed down he turned around to shingo a pissed look still on his face
Shingo: wow I counted 100 cusses
Iori: you
Shingo: me
Iori then started to run after shingo. Shingo being smart turned around and ran towards the bathroom and quickly opened the door to the bathroom and ran in closing and locking the door behind him. Iori when he got to the door started to pound on it
Iori: shingo open the bloody fucking door before I brake it down
The door then unlocked iori opened it only to get feathers covered all over him. Kyo and shingo ran out and into the bedroom. Iori quickly recovered mostly from shock and ran after them into the bedroom when he arrived both them were in hiding. Iori searched the room. Kyo who was in the closet coughed. Quickly getting iori's attention from across the room iori slowly walked across the room to the closet. Kyo panicked and stared to back up against the wall. His hand found a bottle kyo picked it up planning to throw it at iori. Iori then opened the closet and kyo threw the bottle at him. Iori caught the bottle and smiled evilly at kyo. Kyo thinking fast ran for the bedroom door. To late iori had grabbed his arm in a tight grip. Iori then smacked kyo over the head with the bottle
Iori: you brat. What the hell did I tell you
Just then a mist came out of the bottle and started to form. It caught the attention of both iori and kyo who stared at it. It then was a clear image of a woman.. A very familiar woman wrapped in a towel and wet.
Shinacira: okay who the hell summoned me this better be good I was taking a shower
Kyo: it is you.. Bitch turn me back into a kid or else
Iori: I thought you said a witch turned you into a child not a genii
Shinacira: I am not a genii I am just house sitting... Or bottle sitting whatever.. No since you mister released me you get one wish
Kyo: yes
Shinacira: not you I was talking to the hot red head behind you
Iori: I thought you got three wishes
Shinacira: what I am not really a genii okay
Iori: okay... My wish is that kyo was a...... Onna are you fucking listening
Shinacira was bent down and looking under the bed
Kyo: umm I don't think she is
Shinacira then stood up and walked over to yuki's closet and opened it
Iori: why were you looking under the bed
Shinacira then looked threw yuki's close and decided on a pair of black jeans and black T-shirt. She threw both clothes on the bed.
Shinacira: here hold this
Shinacria handed iori her towel and quickly got dressed
Kyo: why were you looking under the bed..
Shinacira: I was just looking at the coward under there... What is his name.. Shingo
Kyo: so that is where he is
Kyo crossed the room and looked under the bed
Iori: now for my wish
Shinacira: yes it is coming right up
Iori: but I did not wish
Shinacira: yes you did you said I wish kyo was a onna
Iori: did not
Shinacira: did so.. Shut the fuck up before you are 8
Iori: yes ma'am
Shinacira then took small bag out of her shirt and walked over to kyo who just got kyo out from under the bed. Shinacira then opened the bag .. Which is full of powder and sprinkled some on kyo
Kyo: what the fuck
Kyo then grew back to his original size..
Kyo in a girl voice: yes.. Yes.. No what the hell is up with me voice
Shinacira: turned you into a woman
Shinacira then puts her little bag away in her shirt. Shingo looked at her.. Wondering how the hell she does that
Kyo: turn me back
Shinacira: go to hell
Kyo then lunged at her to hit her but she disappeared
Kyo: stupid whore
Iori: yeah she did not give me the wish I wanted
Just then yuki walked in looking pissed when she got to her room and looked in her face turned to utter shock
Yuki: what the hell.. You ruined my apartment.. Out all of you
Kyo: but yuki
Yuki: what the hell did I just say
Shingo: listen yuki
Yuki picked up an object and threw it at shingo he dodged and quickly ran out kyo and iori close behind. When they got outside iori left for his house with out saying a word. Kyo and shingo walked to there apartment discussing what went on that day but when they got there all they found was ashes
Kyo: what.. Happened.. Now where are we going to stay
Shingo: well there is iori's
Kyo: not in till hell freezes over
Shingo: it practically has
Kyo: you are right
Kyo and shingo then started to go to iori's apartment wondering what will become of them and if he is still mad about the paint and feathers
What will happen to kyo and shingo.. Will iori let them spend the night or will he kick there asses find out next time
