Chater 5 : don't even
Shingo and kyo were walking to iori's house because someone burnt down there apartment.
Shingo: kyo?
Kyo: yes shingo
Shingo: wouldn't it have been better if you would have not insulted the elf lady... Then maybe we would not be in this mess
Kyo: I think that is the smartest thing you said
Shingo: really
Kyo nodded while shingo walked into a lamp post..... After awhile of walking, getting lost, and asking directions they arrived at iori's happy home {yeah right} kyo knocked on the door.. A pause then the opened.. A woman stood in the door way. She was a black hair woman with green eyes and was wearing a very familiar white shirt..
Kyo: umm hello is iori home
Woman in snobby voice: yes.. But who are you... Girl friend?
Shigo: what ever gave you that idea you stupid ditz. You have to have more....
Shingo was cut off by kyo jabbing shingo in the stomach
Kyo: for a matter of fact his wife
Shingo just looked at his master puzzled
Woman: ohh I see... Where is your ring then
Kyo: it is right.. What is that
The ditz turned around to look while Kyo quickly reached into his pocket pulling out a ring box and slipped the ring on.. The ring was meant for yuki but now he was not so sure about giving it to her. The ditz turned back around
Woman A.K.A. ditz: what I did not see anything
Kyo: must have been nothing
Ditz: yeah sure
Kyo: can I come in now
The ditz looked down at kyo's hand to see the ring
Ditz in a very angry tone: yeah sure
Ditz stepped aside to let them in. Kyo and shingo both entered. Kyo took note that the apartment was cleaner then his and shingo's had been.. The ditz then walked into the back room. Kyo and shingo wen to sit down on the couch. Just the both them broke out laughing.. Meanwhile in the bedroom the ditz got dressed rather quickly then walked over to the bed and slapped iori awake
Iori: what the hell was that for
Ditz: asshole.. You said you were single
Iori: I am
Ditz: then why the hell is your wife out there in your living room
Iori: what wife
Ditz: I don't care you what wife you lied to me you jerk
With that the ditz slapped iori again she then stalked out of the apartment past kyo and shingo then slammed the door
Kyo: wow wonder what her problem is
Iori then walked out of the bedroom to see what the hell was going on and to get answers. He stopped dead in his tracks when seeing shingo and the female kyo
Kyo: hi morning
Iori: what the hell.. Kyo what the hell you doing here you asshole
Kyo: while you see mine and shingo's apartment burnt down and now we need a place to stay
Iori: no way in hell.. And what the hell is this about you being my wife
kyo: while you see I needed something to tell that ditz so can we stay please
Iori: not a chance in hell
Kyo: ohh please we have no where else to go shingo and I
Iori: don't care out now
Kyo: okay I guess then me and shingo will just stay in he streets die.. Wither away to nothing
Iori: fine by me
Kyo: dammit
Kyo then got puppy dog eyes
Kyo: please please I will do anything
Iori: stop it with the eyes and the.. Okay okay you can saty
Kyo and shingo: yes
Iori: but you will both sleep on the floor and if you pull anymore crap like that you are out kay
Kyo and shingo: yes sir
Iori the sighed and went to his bedroom to get ready for the day since it was now morning.. Yep the brainiest were lost that long
Shingo: I wonder what happened to our apartment in the first place
Kyo: I don't know
Iori over hearing this got a flash back from what he had saw on the news
~FLASH BACK
TV reporter: as you can see in this remote neighborhood there Is very peaceful and does not need as much police patrol but the police insist to put so many officers here
In the back round a very familiar elf runs out with a gas can and pours some gas on the apartment building behind her... Which just happened to be kyo's and shingo's.... Shinacira then lights a match and puts it to the gas then runs like hell
Tv reporter: so you see..... Ohh my god that apartment is on fire... Maybe there is not enough cops right here
~END FLASHBACK~
Iori: wow kyo must have really pissed that elf off
Iori then walks back into the living room
Kyo: I have noticed iori you are very.. Well how to put this not very violent.. And it takes longer to get you mad
Iori: I take medication now
Kyo: okay who the hell put you on it
Iori: me to know you to find out... Hey it is time to take my medication
Iori then walks over to the kitchen and opens a pill bottle and pops one of the pills into his mouth few he starts to giggle
Kyo: umm iori?
Iori: don't worry my happy pills make me happy
Iori then starts to prance around
Kyo: this is going to be a long day
Next time on this little immature story it is gonna get a lot weirder who knows what my sick mind will plan
[ please review people.. And sorry for the language and other sick thought... Yeah right]